A lady friend of mine is looking for some work
 

...She has applied to post on this board but it has not been approved by a mod as of yet...so she asked me to post the following.






I will split by duration (10 seconds---1 minute etc.) and convert your videos to .flv format for .20 cents per finished minute of play time.

In other words if you send me videos that have 60 minutes of play time the cost to you for me to convert them to .flv format is $12.00/.20 cents per minute.

If you also want the original videos split by duration the cost will be double, or the original video will remain the same as you sent in to me.

I will expect payment after I complete the project for you in the form of a money order. I will not accept checks or CC's or payment other than by money order.

If you are interested or have questions E-mail me at transcoderx @ hotmail.com

If you have a project for me to do, in the E-mail provide the following information.

Duration of .flv's

Crop size.

Bitrate 128---256---512 etc.

Do you want the orginal video split by duration also?

A link to download your videos. When I complete the project I will provide you a link to download a zip file with your completed project and orginal videos.

...and then one day I will go to see my lady friend and she will be dead in front of her computer with your unfinished videos on the screen in front of her. I will then log into her new account and make a heartfelt post informing you all of her untimely passing and share with you about what a proud and good American video converter and splitter she was.

Amen. God bless the USA.

good luck

If she lives near Chatsworth Ca. I have a ton of work I can throw her way, but not remotely. Let me know.

And you...she/he...are a piece of shit...flush please. BTW way thanks for the bump.

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Is she a delusional redneck as well?

She does not...and why not remotely? Give her a download link and when she is completed she will give you a download link...sounds simple enough.

One thing she isn't...is a dutch twink.

Bump for views.

Lol at $12 to convert a 60min vid to flv. There's free software to do this with just a couple clicks.

Yes there is. If you don't mind tying up your computer power...and spending your time attending to the videos being processed...then have at it.

Doesn't tie up anything, just click and let it run in the background, nothing to attend to.

Video software uses alot of the power of your computer and if you have a thousand different videos of various play times...yes they have to be attended to. Video services are provided to people where time is money to them and not to those without money but plenty of time. If one wants to spend their time processing videos then so be it.

good luck

I can do that with two commands chained together with by a semi-colon.

So is this why you were asking questions about how to capture, cut, edit videos not that long ago?

Something stinks in Denmark here.

Oh and 12.00 per hour of video is lol. Ok assuming it does take up PC resources it would only take a small amount of video work to justify the purchase of a separate machine. Hell since it is just cutting, hooking up a separate machine would be super cheap as you do not even need a good monitor etc.

Want a cookie...sport?

I think this is the first industry related post I've ever seen from theking.

BTW, you might want to suggest that your lady friend opens an epass account. Might be a little difficult for someone in EU or AU etc to send a money order.

I think this is the first industry related post I've ever seen from theking.

BTW, you might want to suggest that your lady friend opens an epass account. Might be a little difficult for someone in EU or AU etc to send a money order.

Hmm...please point out where I was asking about how to "capture, cut, edit videos"? As I previously stated video services are for those that have money and prefer to spend their time doing other things.

In my case I have both money and time so I process my videos myself...even though I find it to be a very boring job it keeps me occupied when I choose to be.

There have been others...sport.

good luck to your friend!

Question about transcoding videos...
I need video converting software

Now go ahead and pick apart the edit, cut, capture words and gloss over the intent. I never even read the original threads and just remembered the thread names.

Also please explain why only money order?
Wire no good? Cashiers checks no good? I can understand problems with epass but you can not charge that back so again what is its problem? About only thing even more shady that money order is western union.

Lastly may we ask what state and county your "lady friend" is in? I mean there is some legal issues one should really be considering now a days.

Owned, obviously there is no "lady friend", just another one of theking's imaginary acquaintances.

Hmm...nothing about "capture...cutting...editing"...now is there? It is not my place to explain anything to you. If you have questions of the lady she provided her E-mail address and I assume she will respond to your questions if she so chooses.

Owned...my ass...nothing in either post about "capturine...cutting...or editing" as stated by the poster...as to the rest of your post...pigshit. No need to respond as you are dismissed.

As I said you would just gloss over it as semantics. You were asking for shit for the very damn service your "lady friend" is trying to provide via money order only.

Let me ask a simple question then since you did exactly what I expected and picked about words and not intent. Will your "lady friend" be providing a Tax ID number or SSI number. If a tax ID number is provided will it match up to a registered business that is registered in her name?

Also why skip over state and county, that again is important.

By the way Mr Semantics.

Editing:

To modify or adapt so as to make suitable or acceptable: edited her remarks for presentation to a younger audience.
To assemble the components of (a film or soundtrack, for example), as by cutting and splicing.
To eliminate; delete: edited the best scene out.

capture:
To acquire text, images, audio and video in their original format. Once captured in the computer, the data are typically edited and converted into another format.

Cutting:
The editing of film or recording tape.

Which of those does not fit taking a video from one format to another and change bit rates or quality percentages?

The lady provided an email address...address your questions to her. I posted for her as per her request and my role ends there. There is nothing to gloss over and though it is none of your business I asked a couple of questions for her. You are now dismissed.

Hmm...the first post was a question about quality. The second post was about software that would batch process recursive folders. Point out where either quality or recursive folders is in your definitions above? Mr. asshole.

Only your delusional ego could even begin to think you even have the ability to dismiss me. In my opinion you are nothing more than a psychotic keyboard warrior hellbent on your own political fantasies pounding away at keys in your meager attempt at trying to make others believe you.

In regards to your statement about it is none of my business, why did you not just state that you asked those questions for her when I first asked instead of deny them and try to pick apart words only to have the dictionary work against you?

Fall back to your porcelain thrown and leave the shit where it belongs.

I predict 0 work will come of this for mrs pathfinder.

Told you that you could not dismiss me, your petty little mind had to reply yet again.
Now please go and type pig shit a few hundred more times, your post count needs it. I am now done with you in this thread, my point was proven.

"a lady friend of mine..."



Give it up you delusional freak :1orglaugh

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I did not deny anything and you did not ask if I had asked any questions for her and the questions I asked were about quailty and software that would batch process recursive folders and in your definitions niether quality or recursive folders are mentioned...and that is fact.

I post as choose to post and I answer questions...if I choose to answer...in the manner that I choose to and...frankly Scarlette...I do not give a damn...if you approve or disapprove and certainly do not give a damn about your opinion about any subject. If I want an opinion from you I will provide it to you.

The reason that I decided not to dismiss you is to keep this thread alive for the views and thank you and the other assholes for providing this service.

Yes, because it had dropped 3 positions in those few minutes between his posts and your replies. Good thing you kept the thread alive! :1orglaugh

Exactly whom do you think you are fooling anyway?

Pay attention asshole if you are going to pretend that you know shit...there is not a Mrs. Pathfinder as Pathfinder's wife died a year or so after he did and I posted that information on this board and PF's death is approaching six years ago. BTW...thanks for the bump...sport.

Why do you think I am trying to fool anyone and what specifically do you think I am trying to fool them about?