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Sarah_Jayne 06-10-2008 04:44 AM

Guys, what is your beauty routine ?
 
Most women have a beauty routine that includes various things from plucking, shaving, night creams, day creams, fake tans, and styling products, etc. What about you guys? We are frequently being told that sales of care products for men is going up. So, guys, what is your beauty routine? What products do you use?

munki 06-10-2008 04:48 AM

Wake up... wait for gf to refuse to kiss me because i stink... rinse... wash... repeat...

k0nr4d 06-10-2008 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14299242)
What products do you use?

Soap, shampoo, batteries for electric razor.

CuriousToyBoy 06-10-2008 05:11 AM

You're kidding right?

Short of a couple of hundred grand in plastic surgery, ain't nothing in a bottle that's going to improve my mug.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

Low maintenance and I can spend my time worrying about far more important things.

;-)

Ross 06-10-2008 05:13 AM

Wake up brush my teeth and put some clothes on to go for a 4 mile run. Get home have a shower or bath if my legs are sore. Shampoo for me hair, shower gel for my body. Dry myself and put my clothes on. Blow dry my hair and fix it with my product. Use a roll on eye cream. Thats pretty much it, sometimes I use moisturiser but not a lot. I'm naturally pretty :)

CarlosTheGaucho 06-10-2008 05:45 AM

I think we actually came to the age of intense cherubinism.

Seeing guys on the street that look better cared than Claudia Schiffer is scaring me, douchebag gods tanned the whole year with a soft and crisp skin.

Of course I am trying to be the civilised man doing all the showering using Old Spice my old school braun shaving hellmachine and a decent aftershave, plus I do even use some Calvin Klein fragrance while I am facing a female company.

But I never attended a tanning saloon, I never used any lotions or facials or all kinds of stuff that I can't even examine, what's more I don't feel like like my skin would be dropping off or that I would look like I can't walk the streets in daylight.

I guess there is a border where a man turns into a cherubine, and this border has been pushed way too hard these days.

CDSmith 06-10-2008 05:55 AM

I do the five S's routine.
Shit
shower
soap
shampoo
shave
It's a man's morning.

Joe BrainCash 06-10-2008 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14299366)
I do the five S's routine.
Shit
shower
soap
shampoo
shave
It's a man's morning.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornguy 06-10-2008 06:18 AM

I believe that beauty can be passed on, therefore I rub my face in beautiful pussy as often as I can.

Spunky 06-10-2008 06:21 AM

Shower and shave and splash on Brut for the ladies

Sid70 06-10-2008 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14299366)
I do the five S's routine.
Shit
shower
soap
shampoo
shave
It's a man's morning.

nothing to add, thats my routine too.
OLD SPICE brand only :)

Sarah_Jayne 06-10-2008 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 14299275)
Soap, shampoo, batteries for electric razor.

electric razor ....nancy ;)

Burnt Bacon 06-10-2008 08:57 AM

Shower. Trim beard. Roll in mud.

Repeat.

O MARINA 06-10-2008 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 14299347)
I think we actually came to the age of intense cherubinism.

Seeing guys on the street that look better cared than Claudia Schiffer is scaring me, douchebag gods tanned the whole year with a soft and crisp skin.

Of course I am trying to be the civilised man doing all the showering using Old Spice my old school braun shaving hellmachine and a decent aftershave, plus I do even use some Calvin Klein fragrance while I am facing a female company.

But I never attended a tanning saloon, I never used any lotions or facials or all kinds of stuff that I can't even examine, what's more I don't feel like like my skin would be dropping off or that I would look like I can't walk the streets in daylight.

I guess there is a border where a man turns into a cherubine, and this border has been pushed way too hard these days.



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polish_aristocrat 06-10-2008 09:05 AM

I used to be semi-metrosexual but now that I sit at home most day and I gained weight, taking care of myself is kinda pointless, so I often leave the house looking almost like a bum and just hoping I won't suddenly stumble upon one of the hot girl-friends. ;)

marketsmart 06-10-2008 09:37 AM

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my
stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep
pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a
honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an
herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of
my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because
alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging
eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.

Libertine 06-10-2008 09:38 AM

Wake up, drink coffee, shit, take shower, shave, brush teeth. Done.

woj 06-10-2008 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14299366)
I do the five S's routine.
Shit
shower
soap
shampoo
shave
It's a man's morning.

sounds about right :thumbsup

O MARINA 06-10-2008 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14300093)
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my
stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep
pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a
honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an
herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of
my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because
alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging
eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.




please have your people, icq my people

PlugRush Sascha 06-10-2008 09:48 AM

I shower after I work out. This is once a day. I use Walmart body wash and whatever shampoo is in the shower. I shave my face with a Gillette Fusion razor and Gillette shaving gel maybe 2-3 times a week.

I wear deodorant (some gel thing) and cologne. Options for cologne: Acqua di Gio from Armani (my wife's recommendation), Euphoria from Calvin Klein (a gift from someone) or the Hollister cologne in the brown bottle (my wife's recommendation).

I also shave my balls maybe once a week. And I brush my teeth 3 times a day of course. Nobody wants smelly breath. And I put gel in my hair.

My real "beauty" routine would be hitting the gym and/or going for a run pretty much every day and eating healthy.

LauraLee 06-10-2008 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14300136)
please have your people, icq my people

Back off bitch.
He had me at "aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol"


I am a product whore. My guys usually end up digging all the great crap I get them using- because their skin is clearer, softer, and less likely to age as rapid.


By the way Marina, I have a mean elbow. I know how to throw it.
Ya heard?

O MARINA 06-10-2008 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14300157)
Back off bitch.
He had me at "aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol"

By the way Marina, I have a mean elbow. I know how to throw it.
Ya heard?



He is mine

I will elbow you for marketsmart so hard, you will slip on his anti aging eye drops & cream and will fall down the fucking stairs. Then I will rub his honey almond body scrub all over your hair.

TyroneGoldberg 06-10-2008 10:18 AM

I use noxema to wash my face. soap dries my skin. I use head & shoulders shampoo, lather twice, I use Irish Spring bar soap (either icy or blast moisture), I use jergen cocoa butter lotion, for deodorant I alternate (I have about three to four in the cabinet).

This is enough for me.

I use to soap and shampoo, now I shampoo then soap. My lady realize shit was ass backwards. My whole life I never realize the difference. Make sense now.

AZSarah 06-10-2008 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14300136)
please have your people, icq my people


You have people?
I thought I was your people?

MaDalton 06-10-2008 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14300157)

By the way Marina, I have a mean elbow. I know how to throw it.
Ya heard?

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14300186)
He is mine

I will elbow you for marketsmart so hard, you will slip on his anti aging eye drops & cream and will fall down the fucking stairs. Then I will rub his honey almond body scrub all over your hair.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14300286)
You have people?
I thought I was your people?


this makes me hot, i organize lotion, string bikinis and mouthpieces. and my camera :)

Ross 06-10-2008 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 14300379)
this makes me hot, i organize lotion, string bikinis and mouthpieces. and my camera :)

Need anyone to carry your equipment?

AZSarah 06-10-2008 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14300157)
Back off bitch.
He had me at "aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol"


I am a product whore. My guys usually end up digging all the great crap I get them using- because their skin is clearer, softer, and less likely to age as rapid.


By the way Marina, I have a mean elbow. I know how to throw it.
Ya heard?

I like the variety of body scrubs you carry in your shower.

I do not like the variety of ways you throw your elbow, I am the perfect height for side elbow to chin contact ... Long Beach memories :helpme

tranza 06-10-2008 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14299366)
I do the five S's routine.
Shit
shower
soap
shampoo
shave
It's a man's morning.

Lol, seems about right to me!

O MARINA 06-10-2008 11:41 AM

LL threw the elbow at you



:1orglaugh

halfpint 06-10-2008 11:41 AM

wake up, have a cup of tea, then have a shave wich a Gillette mach 3 razor and cheap shaving gel, then have a shower and use some cheap old shampoo and cheap soap then clean my teeth with colgate, dont need to use gel or brush my hair as it is shaved then use Lynx deodorant and thats it, Oh do cut my finger nails and toe nails every 3 days as I hate long finger and toe nails, forgot the aftershave I normally use joop

cranki 06-10-2008 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14300093)
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my
stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep
pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a
honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an
herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of
my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because
alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging
eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.

some people in this thread didn't get it :winkwink:

BVF 06-10-2008 11:46 AM

I'm beautiful as soon as I wake up in the day......For some people, beauty is easy....

LauraLee 06-10-2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14300648)
I like the variety of body scrubs you carry in your shower.

I do not like the variety of ways you throw your elbow, I am the perfect height for side elbow to chin contact ... Long Beach memories :helpme

My bathroom has more brown sugar and sea salt scrubs than the local bath and body.

I am sorry for that elbow Sarah :disgust

I was practicing for a year or so in the future..when Marina would try to steal my product loving man marketsmart.

uno 06-10-2008 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TyroneGoldberg (Post 14300277)
I use noxema to wash my face. soap dries my skin. I use head & shoulders shampoo, lather twice, I use Irish Spring bar soap (either icy or blast moisture), I use jergen cocoa butter lotion, for deodorant I alternate (I have about three to four in the cabinet).

This is enough for me.

I use to soap and shampoo, now I shampoo then soap. My lady realize shit was ass backwards. My whole life I never realize the difference. Make sense now.

Why is it backwards to soap before you shampoo?

uno 06-10-2008 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki (Post 14300675)
some people in this thread didn't get it :winkwink:

Most things go over peoples' heads.

O MARINA 06-10-2008 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14300698)

I was practicing for a year or so in the future..when Marina would try to steal my product loving man marketsmart.






Your bathroom is not place for someone like Marketsmart, you heard?
He only uses the finer products such as PREVAGE & other imported gems from France & Italy, not white rain conditioner from Walmart

AZSarah 06-10-2008 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14300698)
My bathroom has more brown sugar and sea salt scrubs than the local bath and body.

I am sorry for that elbow Sarah :disgust

I was practicing for a year or so in the future..when Marina would try to steal my product loving man marketsmart.

I can never choose between the brown sugar or the sea salt.
I think the only person who competes with you on the number of products is T.

Are you kidding me? That elbow was great. In fact, it took me 8 minutes to get this post out because I can't stop laughing.
I love you.

Monique Niccole 06-10-2008 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki (Post 14300675)
some people in this thread didn't get it :winkwink:

Look deep into the avatar and the answer you will find.

O MARINA 06-10-2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 14300395)
Need anyone to carry your equipment?




MaDalton & LL said you do nothing but fetch us drinks :1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 06-10-2008 12:16 PM

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