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Electric Lights 06-06-2008 07:23 AM

What the hell is the point of Belgium?
 
Talk about nothing to show for hundreds of years of history. Take France and remove all the contributions to the world that country has made and you have Belgium.

xato 06-06-2008 07:24 AM

what the hell is the point of this thread???

Jet Redux 06-06-2008 07:26 AM

Jean Claude Van Damme?

jollyperv 06-06-2008 07:26 AM

BEER, fucker! They take that shit quite seriously, too.

Adultnet 06-06-2008 07:27 AM

why no point ?

Mutt 06-06-2008 07:28 AM

good question - i've wondered the same thing

Holly 06-06-2008 07:29 AM

Waffles.

They rock.

Electric Lights 06-06-2008 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14287581)
Jean Claude Van Damme?


The saddest part is that there is alarming truth to this. Jean Claude Van Damme is probably the most common and often the sole thing people around the world know about Belgium.

Fucking pathetic. If I were Belgian I'd kill myself.

GeoAdultKiel 06-06-2008 07:31 AM

lol I lived in Belgium when I was 3, My father was in the Air Force and we were stationed over there... The best part I'd say was going to preschool in an abandoned castle where we were served near-beer and crackers at snack time...

Sam Granger 06-06-2008 07:31 AM

Chocolate & awesome beer

Jet Redux 06-06-2008 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 14287592)
good question - i've wondered the same thing

Belgium and The Netherlands were set up by the Brits as buffer states against the Germans. British policy has always been to keep the Germans as isolated and divided as possible so they could put their efforts into their empire.

Pity Hitler didn't invade Britain. They haven't had any fresh Germanic blood since 1066 and have become quite degenerated. Now the empire is gone and they're going to become Muslim.

dready 06-06-2008 07:34 AM

Best chocolate and beer in the world. Two of my favourite things.

pornguy 06-06-2008 07:35 AM

Dont think I have ever put that much thought into them.

StuartD 06-06-2008 07:35 AM

You know you're running out of things to troll about when.....

Electric Lights 06-06-2008 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 14287621)
You know you're running out of things to troll about when.....

you know you're a broke loser i you have to drop your sig in every thread pretending to be witty.

MaDalton 06-06-2008 07:38 AM

fries - without Belgium no fries. imagine what impact that would have had on american fast food industry ;)

StuartD 06-06-2008 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electric Lights (Post 14287625)
you know you're a broke loser i you have to drop your sig in every thread pretending to be witty.

Every thread huh? I've posted in maybe 3 or 4 threads in the last 2 days.
Now who's pretending? :1orglaugh

Brujah 06-06-2008 07:44 AM

Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin.

CDSmith 06-06-2008 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 14287626)
fries - without Belgium no fries. imagine what impact that would have had on american fast food industry ;)

Which begs the question why they were named "French" fries.


Belgium.... chocolate, chocolates, beer, waffles. If their women are even half hot it's a country worth keeping around.

Libertine 06-06-2008 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14287610)
Belgium and The Netherlands were set up by the Brits as buffer states against the Germans. British policy has always been to keep the Germans as isolated and divided as possible so they could put their efforts into their empire.

:eek7

You do realize that that is simply untrue, right?

nico-t 06-06-2008 07:55 AM

i was in antwerp several weeks ago, it was sunny, hot... very nice terraces to chill with one of their great beers, and the chicks, man i dont think ive seen so much hot chicks in one place as in antwerp.

Babaganoosh 06-06-2008 07:56 AM

"The biggest brewer in the world by volume is InBev based in Belgium."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgium

That's enough to earn them a place on the map in my opinion.

tranza 06-06-2008 08:10 AM

Useless thread....

SexSense 06-06-2008 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electric Lights (Post 14287568)
Talk about nothing to show for hundreds of years of history. Take France and remove all the contributions to the world that country has made and you have Belgium.

And what contributions has France made to the world (besides Champagne and lousy cars)? :D

MaDalton 06-06-2008 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14287655)
Which begs the question why they were named "French" fries.


Belgium.... chocolate, chocolates, beer, waffles. If their women are even half hot it's a country worth keeping around.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_fries

Mister E 06-06-2008 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electric Lights (Post 14287599)
The saddest part is that there is alarming truth to this. Jean Claude Van Damme is probably the most common and often the sole thing people around the world know about Belgium.

Fucking pathetic. If I were Belgian I'd kill myself.


You are Belgian.

Take care,

donnie 06-06-2008 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14287661)
:eek7

You do realize that that is simply untrue, right?

His entire post indicates he is a confused racist with high school education at most. What I don?t understand is how these racist retards even come up with crazy shit like that.

CDSmith 06-06-2008 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 14287735)

"Belgians claim that "French" fries are in fact Belgian, but definitive evidence for the origin has not been presented."


I'm just glad they didnt name them Flemish fries. :winkwink:

Mutt 06-06-2008 08:39 AM

there are lots of countries that really have no reason to be a country - they should just be states/provinces of other countries

if your national identity is based on making good chocolate or inventing french fries - not good enough! out!

testpie 06-06-2008 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electric Lights (Post 14287568)
What the hell is the point of Belgium?

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CDSmith 06-06-2008 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 14287795)
there are lots of countries that really have no reason to be a country - they should just be states/provinces of other countries

if your national identity is based on making good chocolate or inventing french fries - not good enough! out!

Good point. Let's explore the national "identity" of the USA.

Canada is a forgone conclusion. We got Bacon, hockey, igloos, and seal clubbing.

SexSense 06-06-2008 08:46 AM

Yepp, what DID the U.S. really invent??? :) Let's see...

CDSmith 06-06-2008 08:50 AM

Who said anything about inventions? It's what comes to the minds of the people of the world when they think of your country.

What comes to mind when people think about the USA?

What is the American national identity?


First thing that pops into my head is the eagle... followed a close second by the golden arches.

2MuchMark 06-06-2008 09:07 AM

Hahahaha the title of this thread made me laugh out loud. "What the hell is the point of Belgium"? LOL too funny. This should be on a t-shirt.

Rochard 06-06-2008 09:10 AM

What's the point of Rhode Island?

_Richard_ 06-06-2008 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 14287585)
BEER, fucker! They take that shit quite seriously, too.

quoted for truth!

Pryda 06-06-2008 09:19 AM

http://thegazz.com/gblogs/beerstoyou...rden-glas3.jpg

nico-t 06-06-2008 11:03 AM

by the way i have a personal theory of how belgium was created. I dont think the belgians like my version though, but it's a pretty good theory with good arguments lol... maybe ill post it later

videodoll 06-06-2008 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger (Post 14287604)
Chocolate & awesome beer

definitely the chocolate and beer. I think I could live in Belgium. It sounds nice.

Agent 488 06-06-2008 11:13 AM

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