Does your wife ever wanna make ya blow a baseball sized hole in your head?
 

blah blah blah blah blah ..

She's just non stop today :disgust

lol Iv had over 20 years of it now so it will only get worse :)

Not Married yet.....

that would be a pretty nice idea.

When someone pisses me off I want to kill them, not me.

sometimes especially during pms time.lol

meh , too much work
At least with suicide someone else cleans the mess :1orglaugh

unfortunately we all have to deal with it at one point or another in our life if we end up getting married :1orglaugh
however ignoring her really works well at times :winkwink:
that or a bottle of JD :thumbsup

Suicide is for cowards. Take her out instead.

nope never. your wife must need therapy.

this thread title just made me crack up :thumbsup

isn't that what being married is all about?

So I've been told.

Sometimes I feel like my father should've prepped me better :1orglaugh
Took me out fishing and told me how life really is once ya grow older, guess he didn't wanna kill my spirit.:1orglaugh

He didnt wanna tell you so he could sit back and laugh at you going through it!

Not any more !


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She says your weiner is too small

For 7 fucking long ass years......But when I had the chance and the gun I didn't because I didn't want to explain to my daughter where Mommy went..........still hate the bitch.


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I can't imagine choosing to live with someone who makes me want to blow holes in my head :Oh crap

Cheat on her, show her what she could be losing if she doesn't stfu!

It's a win win.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him do the backstroke.

As a father we don't teach you all you need to know one day while fishing. I am sure that if he really took you fishing he was close enough to have been trying to teach you that stuff all your life.

You may have just missed it.

yeah murder is for heroes :Oh crap

No wife here...

do what i did... file a divorce

wont be long she'll be going blah blah blah to someone else

Manslaughter is not murder.

It might work better to just sell her to the circus.

Depends on her skills.

Hand her 100$ and drop her off at the Mall.

Isn't that her job?

Thanks for the heads up...

just be nice for her.. when people annoy you it usually means they need attention

Suicide is for cowards? What about killing a woman? Sounds pretty much like the same shit to me.

slap her

you'r a pussy
let me guess your gay

he was making a joke. have a sense of humor man.

Look man, it gets worse!

My wife is pregnant! If she isn't bitching, she's whining or crying.

At least you have the luxury of fantasizing about killing yourself or her.

With all the pissing and moaning most husbands do about their wife, they sound just like them (a wife).

I am truly surprised more guys don't shoot themselves the day after they've wedded.

I'm not married. So I don't have that problem.

:)

just don't argue back. You can't win.
It will be less painful to just go into the other room and slam your head againts the wall a few times. Then take a nap. easy peazy

This is why I love this board.

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