Time to EVOLVE! I have a new business plan that will fuck everyone in the biz!
 

Sure, it will fuck over everyone in the biz, but hey, its time to EVOLVE or DIE right? I don't want to look like a dinosaur!!!

Me and my bro's will make some easy cash, so YAY ME! Please congratulate me here.

WTF?..........please elaborate...........will you let affiliates in on the action or will it all be about you you you?:upsidedow:1orglaugh

Sorry, no. The new evolution requires EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! My partners and friends are just the last few people I plan to fuck over.

Can't wait to see what the project is. I'm not ass kissing here but Steve appears to be an intelligent man.

Lols.. what is it? Something like 3-D porn with an optional device steaming out the scent of pussy? :Graucho

To think we were going to invite you to the Jurassic park webmaster get together .lol

Congrats on the achievement,with or without lube?

The next evolution is here:

SexCoupons.com: A Sign-up Incentives Partner.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816336

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Sweet, can I plan on using your content to promote my sites?

whats the buy in to be part of it?

Here's to the Dinosaurs!

Is this the plan where you slurp all of the AFF Profiles and add them to a super-mega Torrents Tube theft site, and call it Adult Friend Fucker?

ADG

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I have some Paul Markham content. Would you please take it?

I love the coupons idea --- send these to the home addresses of your ex members, with ATTN: HOMEMAKER!"

"We at Lightspeedcash.com know that these economic times are tough, and you need to stretch the most out of every dollar for your family. But we also know that your husband/boyfriend, son, brother, and father ALL like to jerk off to internet porn. That is why we are offering you this 50% off coupon for the following premium sites...."

you'll make your paysite free and monetize with donations ?

Steve,

you opening up a tube site that steals everyone's content and lists it in full length form? :winkwink:

he said a "new" business plan

You do realize that since it is a violation of most affiliate program's terms to give incentives to sign up that you will be dropped from affiliates as soon as they see you are incentivising the sales...right?:Oh crap

I bet it's a tube of all tubes, in tube form. :upsidedow

How about this:

Dear ex-member:

Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE..... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Let's pretend like you wrote this as a joke, okay?

You never should have published that without a patent first.

That'll net you the longest retention in the business :)
WG

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why wait for them to be x members?

Dear current member:

We have raised rates, and here is why.

Attached the actual names and home addresses...

or better yet.

Dear Trial member,

Don't even fucking think about canceling.

I have a new billion dollar idea every day. I'm still waiting for one that is *legal*.

So you won't claim prior works on me?

How about this?

Dear cheating affiliate:

This letter is to say THANK YOU for your business, and introduce you to our two new affiliate managers, BRUISER and KILLER! They will be in your area tomorrow and would like to stop by to review your current traffic generating techniques and share ideas with you on how to INCREASE YOUR PERFORMANCE BY 200 to 300 percent!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL! SOunds good to me!

Somebody please chop this. it's begging for it. LOL! LOL! LOL! idiot

http://www.adultwhoswho.com/data/adu...1d65ee78c9.jpg

Dear Tube Site owner.

Its been brought to our attention that you currently have our content in display on your site. 0ur former affiliate managers, BRUISER and KILLER did such a wonderful job at the last position that they are no longer needed there. They are currently in route to your current location to talk to you concerning said matters of our content.

LOL I like that haha

We can do this one for sure :thumbsup:thumbsup

On this one

Dear Trial member,

Don't even fucking think about canceling.

You can add Remember, We know where you live!

Congratz on the idea.

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