What did you do before porn
 

me... I was and still am a mainstream web/print graphic designer :thumbsup

bagged groceries, paper or plastic motherfucker?

I made free sites. Not adult free sites, free coupons, magazines, shit like that. Made good money but not enough. If only I could make some more money these days in adult biz.

ADULT BIZ BLOWS!

cosis: think you can get me a job baggin them groceries?

gopher rancher

pede wrangler

Prime Minister of Canada

I fixed computers for people and sold them and stuff, it wasn't anything serious, more like a great paying hobby

Warehouse shipping and receiving. Hard work in the summer with no A/C really fucking sucks. I worked there 2 years. When i walked out of that place for the last time I felt a great sense of freedom. When i got home i nearly had an anxiety attack. "Holy fuck! I just quit my fucking job!"

I slung Sushi...

Donkey show clean-up.

i was a drug dealer :rasta

I was a pimp.. serriously

hit man:ak47:

I made pizza's on a fresh food counter for ASDA (walmart)

not very good but most of the people were brilliant and I had a good laugh!!!

in the womb ...

I've done this since I was 18, so I was in high school "before porn". Ugh. I feel so old!!!!

I was a inner work horn dog !
Working at Sears furniture. Working late night with some of the ladies...yeah i screwed on pretty much every piece of furniture there !!!! I feel bad for the customers the next day.
Ahh the good old life...i miss it !

Was a live-in boy toy for a 80 year old rich old bag.....

I had a small comp. wireless internet provider

hahaha, bagger bitch to isle 8 for clean up.

I masterbated 7 times a day.

Wait...this pertains to a job?

I sold cars after moving to where I am now.

Got to drive sweet rides for free, for our own use...meet fuckin hot chicks and ripped alot of people off..lmao

I actually worked at KFC for about 2 years. popping thighs and twisting wings, man I miss them chicken littles, mmmmm. After that I graduated from high school and went to a graphic design school for about a year and a half. That's when I started freelancing, now i'm here.

And I fucking love it. Just gotta make money now

Archaeologist, Forest Service.

Quality Control, NPPI.

school... then i saw the light.

hook' em

I was a barman and a student, now i work on porn full time :)

I was a Private School teacher....with a 48 kid waiting list for my class when I left..... Preschool even.

Still get 'thank you' cards sent to my house from the kids I use to teach.....

I used to be Batman.

I owned a landclearing and excavation company for 10 years

Money Laundering... lol

CEO of Enron

professional gangbanger and crack dealer..

you could have been a contender! :winkwink:

Investment Banker with Goldnut Sachs...

programmer...and still do that. Porn is a hobby:thumbsup

Peepshow booth cleaner.

Hey Ross, what do they put in their sauce?? The only reason I don't buy their pizzas anymore - can't stand the sauce. Nice to be able to build your own for cheap though....hmmm maybe a trip to ASDA should be on the cards for the weekend.......

professional spelunker

Professional Underwater Basket Weaver

used to sell advertising for coupon in enveloppes
designed the envelop
stuffed them with coupons
distributed the envelops
that was the good old time

Private sector accounting manager.

worked for the goverment.


garv

Ten years in the Navy, five years with an Anheuser-Busch subsidiary, ran a chain of cleaining companies for three, worked for a law firm for three, done some sales, credit card banking,

fuck, I'm old.