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NoComments 02-14-2008 03:39 PM

Midlife crisis - which car should I get for the cure?
 
Is there anything good under $100k?

Mike Semen 02-14-2008 03:44 PM

get a 350z - it will push all your buttons and leave you pleeenty of change from a hundred k.

Fap 02-14-2008 03:46 PM

corvette if you want to be cliche..

NoComments 02-14-2008 03:52 PM

350 z? Who is a maker?

Corvette? I don't think so, I need something fancier to go along wiht my small dick.

PornMogul 02-14-2008 03:57 PM

I just picked up a cts-v, id suggest that

tyler (durden) 02-14-2008 03:58 PM

Porsche Cayman

NoComments 02-14-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMogul (Post 13782572)
I just picked up a cts-v, id suggest that


Maker?
I am novice at sport cars

evildick 02-14-2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13782530)
350 z? Who is a maker?

Corvette? I don't think so, I need something fancier to go along wiht my small dick.

Wait for the new 2009 ZR1 Corvette. Over 600 hp and over 200 MPH top speed, and only around $100,000.

LINK

Much nicer than the average Vette.

evildick 02-14-2008 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13782584)
Maker?
I am novice at sport cars


CTS-V is a Cadillac.

Fap 02-14-2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13782530)
350 z? Who is a maker?

Corvette? I don't think so, I need something fancier to go along wiht my small dick.

350z is nissan and its a teenagers car dont waste your time.

and about the corvette if you want something fancier raise your buget :winkwink:

Mike Semen 02-14-2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13782530)
350 z? Who is a maker?

Corvette? I don't think so, I need something fancier to go along wiht my small dick.

Mazda. Just look it up and check the specs.

NoComments 02-14-2008 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13782601)
CTS-V is a Cadillac.

Cadillac is no cure for midlife crisis OR small dick
:(

New Vette? With all the problems of the new model?
No, thank you.

Raise my budget????
My dick is not THAT small
:)

Gianna_CECash 02-14-2008 04:08 PM

Range rover sport

Brent 3dSexCash 02-14-2008 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMogul (Post 13782572)
I just picked up a cts-v, id suggest that

I have one of these as well, great car. But if you have up to 100k why not get yourself a Viper?

NoComments 02-14-2008 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gianna_CECash (Post 13782622)
Range rover sport

have picture of it?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-14-2008 04:09 PM

Supposedly, there is a car in this picture:

http://www.intelligenthumor.com/adve...y/Car-girl.jpg

ADG

NoComments 02-14-2008 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent 3dSexCash (Post 13782623)
I have one of these as well, great car. But if you have up to 100k why not get yourself a Viper?

Because then I'll look like FantasyMan circa 1997 and I'll hate that!
My pot belly isn't that large yet..
:)

DateDoc 02-14-2008 04:10 PM

Just get a 911

NoComments 02-14-2008 04:11 PM

ADG, I said 100k for a CAR, not overnight, those babes will leave nothinhg to spend on the vehicle!

corvette 02-14-2008 04:12 PM

serge, you seem like a porsche kind of guy

NoComments 02-14-2008 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette (Post 13782649)
serge, you seem like a porsche kind of guy

I am? I don't think it is comfy enough.

Any ideas about Infinity M 45?

Nickatilynx 02-14-2008 04:18 PM

Pick a classic.....

100k opens a lot of choice in the classic market.

A car you loved when you were younger and buy that.

Or a "will be" classic.

A Bentley , an old Aston

They are like works of art , handbuilt and signed by the builder. And made in limited numbers. ;)

NoComments 02-14-2008 04:20 PM

Nick, like I said,
100k, not 300k!!!!
Please give my dick a little credit, pun intended
;)

captain.g 02-14-2008 04:22 PM

Get an R1 and save your self $85k. My boss has a f430 and I can smoke him.

Fap 02-14-2008 04:24 PM

ACTUALLY if you want a nice 1998 Aston Martin DB7 convertible with only 15,000 miles i can get you one for around $53,000

heres a pic:
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1...9131604bu6.jpg

Brujah 02-14-2008 04:26 PM

BMW Z4
http://www.pistonheads.com/news/images/6390-5.jpg

O MARINA 02-14-2008 04:26 PM

Range Rover

Nickatilynx 02-14-2008 04:28 PM

What????

All well under your budget :)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1996-...em130197681832

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BEAUT...em220199033027

Guaranteed to make your dick bigger.

Trust me I know. :)

BradM 02-14-2008 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 13782735)
Range Rover

seconded. get the HSE

woj 02-14-2008 04:36 PM

bmw m5 is pretty nice :thumbsup

deniska 02-14-2008 04:39 PM

2009 Mercedes SL550.. should be around 100k depending on options.. The car will be out this spring in the US.. If you really want to splurge you can get the AMG 63 or 65 model.

http://emercedesbenz.com/Images/Jan0...7C2386_098.jpg

http://emercedesbenz.com/Images/Jan0...C2549_0267.jpg

slapass 02-14-2008 04:43 PM

Dude, I went through the same thing. For me the Porsche 911 was the ideal midlife crisis car BUT it is spendy as hell and won't carry clubs so fuck it. I got the BMW M3 Convertible. BMW so no need to explain what it is or why you bought it. Very fast and handles and all that crap.

BUT the deal maker is the convertible. I had never had one before. With the top down and the wind blowing, it is out of this world and

my penis grew 2 inches when I signed the papers. I swear!

:winkwink:

munki 02-14-2008 04:43 PM

Do a nice 30's roadster chop... class, and style like no modern car could provide in any price range...

Peaches 02-14-2008 04:45 PM

I got a Jeep Wrangler for my midlife crisis but my life is in a hard place to get to - and I'm poor ;)

I like those new Audi sport cars but I think they're over $100K.

DatingGold 02-14-2008 04:45 PM

A nice Porsche

Minte 02-14-2008 04:49 PM

Can't go wrong with the cabriolet

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1967/911xv0.jpg

NoComments 02-14-2008 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 13782828)

my penis grew 2 inches when I signed the papers. I swear!

:winkwink:

My wife told me that this would be the grounds for divorce!
;)

Anyway, we have an apointment with the dealer on Saturday.

justinsain 02-14-2008 05:00 PM

You need more pics for inspiration :winkwink:

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/16.jpg

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/25.jpg

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/28.jpg

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/24.jpg

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/40.jpg

NoComments 02-14-2008 05:00 PM

Deniska, any news from your ex? I haven't seen her in ages....

NoComments 02-14-2008 05:01 PM

I like this one:
http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/28.jpg


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