Leykis 101: Dating rules for men to get more tail...
 

The Rules:

- NEVER, and I mean EVER...date a single mother. There are multiple reasons for this rule. 1) She's already made one (or more) mistake, and you could be next. 2) With the Feminist movement gaining so much influence, YOU could be stuck paying child support for being a "Father Figure" to someone else's child! 3) With a single mother, you will always be number 2. Kids will always come first.

- Follow the "three strikes and your out" rule. Which means if he/she hasn't put out in the first three dates, dump them.

- Never pick up your phone Friday through Sunday. Screen all of your phone calls.

- No cuddling after sex. You kick their ass out in time for Sportscenter.

- Always wear a condom. ALWAYS. EVEN IF she is on birth control. No exceptions.

- Never spend more than $40 on a date. And if she pays, all the better.

- Pick out the women with the lowest self esteem. The lower the better. Beautiful women with a very low self esteem are the best partners possible.

- Get in touch with your "inner A-hole". Women are drawn to assholes. If your a nice guy(pussy), you won't get laid. She'll categorize you as her "friend".

- Women are attention whores and will do almost anything to get it. So keep that in mind when you see some woman dressed to kill.

- Men, never have coffee or lunch with a woman unless you want to be "friends". Women have dinner with the men that they bang, not lunch or coffee.

- Women, you have no male friends. Every male you call a friend wants to bang the living fuck out of you. If you don't believe me, then as a test...tell any one of your male friends that you want to sleep with them and see if they turn you down.

- Stay away from any women who says the words "All my friends are guys". That is trouble and should be avoided at all costs.

- If the person you are dating stops putting out, "Dump that bitch".

- Men, the reason why you are "friends" with a woman with the exception of having a past relationship with her...is that she doesn't find you attractive. The truth hurts. Move on.

- Men, the more confidence you show the better chances you have of getting the girl. Women smell a pussy(figurative term for a man with no self esteem) a mile away and they can also smell confidence. Women are attracted to confidence almost more than anything else.

- Don't ever tell a woman you love her unless you really do. Don't do it especially just to get in her pants. The consequences are many and get you in to big trouble. And if you really do love her, than Leykis 101 no longer applies here.

- If your girlfriend or boyfriend is spending a lot of time with a "friend" of the opposite sex (ESPECIALLY an "Ex"), dump that bitch.

- Do not get married until you are at least 25 years of age, and are done having "fun".

- Do not buy her flowers until the second year you are married.

- Don't do anything in the beginning of the relationship you wouldn't normally do later in the relationship. Because her expectations of anything you do for her will cause you problems later.

- Never hold her purse. Unless you are a pussy or have a pussy, you shouldn't be holding a purse.

- Never buy her Feminine Hygiene products for her. It is her way of testing how much she can "pussywhip" you. No self respecting man would do this.

- Always become unavailable during the holidays. Never pick up the phone close to holiday seasons. Especially Valentine's Day or Thanksgiving.

- Do not go to a concert with a woman if she invites you...ESPECIALLY if she has backstage passes or has a friend in the band she is going to see. It just means she is there to fuck the other guy. She probably just used you for the ride there.

- Never buy a woman a drink. It's just another way of a woman getting something she wants for free while the man thinks she's interested in him. (applies outside of relationships)

- Eat before you go out on a date. Purpose is that a woman normally wouldn't be caught dead eating more than her date. So this results in a lower costing date by the end of the evening. You tell her that you are trying to eat healthy. "I'll just have a salad."

- Do not order a bottle of wine. And the reason you don't when she asks is because you want to make sure you get her home safely. And to ensure this to the best of your ability, you don't want to drink any alcohol.

- If your date picks up their cell phone, silently get up, leave the establishment and drive off without them. If they give you a lack of respect to pay attention to you on the date, you don't give them the respect of driving them home. And the Cell phone call is most likely her way of setting up her booty call after getting dinner out of you.


-Leykis 101: Tom Leykis: Radio Personality

http://www.blowmeuptom.com

They bumped Tom to 3AM here in Detroit.

Tom is the fucking man.

Damn! How could they bump him to that time slot?
He's a ratings magnet!

Tom is the man! I got to speak w/ him a couple times, and he is the most honest A-hole on this planet, and he knows his shit.

You called in or went to a listener party? He comes to Detroit often.

You cannot argue with Tom, he will shut you down every fucking time. God I loved that show.

He was #1 in Detroit and people got mad pissed when they bumped him.

Well, I called in a couple times, and went to a listener party a while back. His parties are the best!

Awesome, I always wanted to go but the lines to get in are sick. Most people cant get in.

My girlfriend used to hate him, but I even got her hooked. She wants Tom to sign her rack. ahahahah

There are very few people I am in awe of. Tom is one of them. The man has a gift.

Agreed! :)
There's a pic of him & Carmen Electra on his site. Don't know if you've been there, but, he has some hotties at his parties!

I wish he had a show audio archive on his site, but, for like a year, it says "Under Contruction" or something. LOL

Yeah, at face value... To a woman... Tom is a jackass. But, once they listen to him a few times, they start to like what he says.

I worked with Tom closely....na na na na na....

What do you do?

"Women, you have no male friends. Every male you call a friend wants to bang the living fuck out of you. If you don't believe me, then as a test...tell any one of your male friends that you want to sleep with them and see if they turn you down. "


not true, there's woman friends i have that i wouldn't fuck. they're going out with my friends so i wouldn't even think about it.

So, if "Betty Sue" or whatever one of your female "friends", were to pull you aside at a party, when you had a few drinks in you....
And she started rubbing your cock, and licking your neck, and whispered in your ear "Fuck me hard... I won't tell Bob (boyfriend), I just want your hot cock inside me!"...

You're saying that you would say "No, sorry, I respect my friend too much to do that. Please take your hot pink pussy somewhere else." ?????

LOL

LOL
the poor bitter writer.

I love this shit...

And I'm proud to have never purchased a feminine hygwhatever product.

yes i would turn her down. i'm not that hard up for a piece of tail. some might be.

I have quite a few female friends that I wouldn't fuck under any circumstances.

They aren't too attractive... but of course that has nothing to do with it.:winkwink:

LOL... Of course you wouldn't slam a toad! LOL
Leykis 101 teaches men the basics to get tail. Not to want the tail. :) If you don't want the tail, it doesn't matter. LOL

She must be a toad. LOL

My favorite

AHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah. That's a good one. Better yet...
If she answers her cell before the meal comes, wait until after you eat... Then get up to "go to the restroom", and leave then... sticking her w/ the bill. :)

Sounds more like a guide on how not to be an Always Frustrated Chump than a real dating guide. He tells you how not to be a chump, but not how to actually *attract* women.

By that "dating guide", the greatest opening line might be "Hey biotch, on your knees... NOW!".

At least he advocates safe sex; we don't need any more assholes breeding.

it doesnt matter if she looks like jessica alba, i wouldn't hit it.

you just think with the wrong head.

funny stuff :thumbsup

i would sleep with my fem friends.
just because sex is pretty much a full meaningless activity best indulged in at all oppertunities.

Nowhere does it mention "Breeding" or having babies. He teaches SINGLE men, how to get more tail. That's it. Nothing to do with having serious relationships that blossom into life long commitments. Just getting some ass.

BTW... Do you have babies?

You might mave misunderstood my post.

I complimented him on the birth control/safe sex part. "To keep the assholes from breeding" was my own interpretation of that good safe sex advice.

I totally agree that his point was to help the average "player" from being an Always Frustrated Chump... ie. a single guy's guide for getting laid without getting played.
What I hoped was clear, but might not have been, is that his guide seems intended to help the "player" stay single, and not to help the "player" actually be attractive to the women the "player" wants to fuck and then throw away.

Ah, ok. I follow. LOL... Sounds good. Yeah, I don't know if you've heard his show, but, it rocks! All kinds of advice on relationships for real men. Not the pussy types.

my friends call me pussy, cuss you are what you eat...

Prison inmates also call their cell-mate's asshole "pussy".

Yea, I goota agrree, Tom kicks ass!!!
I still waiting for my first "Flash Friday" flashing although my son had one last year on the 101 freeway.

Do you really follow these rulz. You are suggesting to spend $40 maximum and to eat salad on a date? Pretty funny.

Sharpies......:)

bump

Not true. Every woman I have ever taken for coffee, I fucked the very same day. Besides that, dinner is expensive, coffee is cheap.

never heard this guy but that is some funny shit. :thumbsup

Hey Labret... Im from Detroit also and I bitched up a storm when they bumped my man Tom to 3am.

Leykis 101 baby!!

good thread to bump

you got the right spirit voodoo :winkwink:

imho this guy is stuck in high school.

when you get older, for you young guys, you'll realize that there's a lot more to a woman than her ass and Leykas won't seem like nearly such a wise man, more like an underdeveloped wiseass.

I went to a listerner party.. it was ok.. think I left to early..

But ya.. Tom is da man!

ya i bet whoever wrote it is some computer geek who never gets any

I MISS TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

No where in TN will they host his show, the buncha whining Bible thumping pussies.

I don't always agree with what he says, but dammit, 98% of the time, he's absolutely right on. And funny, entertaining, and I liked him!

Maybe should play Flash Me Fridays this spring and summer, even though no one else will understand what I'm doing! :(