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Missy 01-07-2008 11:54 PM

Help! I need to gain some weight!
 
Yep, you heard me... I need to GAIN some weight - about 15 pounds. I constantly see commercials, infomercials, new trends and programs on how to lose weight, but I never see anything about how to gain it. I've always had trouble keeping on weight, and recently I've had some stomach problems that caused me to lose about 20 pounds (that I couldn't really afford to lose). It's taken me literally months to gain back 6-7 pounds, and I can't for the life of me figure out how to get above that point, no matter how much I eat.

Does anybody have a good recipe for a high-calorie protein shake full of complex carbs that will help me pack on a few pounds? I need something like that in addition to my regular food intake; something that will give me enough calories and protein to be able to exercise without fear of losing more weight. Suggestions?

LiveDose 01-08-2008 12:00 AM

What does your current diet consist of?

Missy 01-08-2008 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 13621930)
What does your current diet consist of?

Whatever is in my fridge or cupboards at the time. I don't eat out, very rarely eat fast food. I eat foods that are both healthy and unhealthy, but I do try to eat pastas, rice, potatoes, and chicken as much as possible... not for any diet reasons but because I like them so much. I don't really stick to any sort of diet per se. I have a healthy appetite and I like many different kinds of food.

I also have tried some of that Weight Gainer 1850 powder mix, but it doesn't sit well in my stomach and I notice that I 'crash' pretty hard a couple of hours after drinking one of those shakes. I've been told that it's because it's mostly just for the calories but doesn't contain the right balance of protein or complex carbs. I don't really know much about that stuff, so that's why I need some advice.

LiveDose 01-08-2008 12:12 AM

Do you go to the gym.

Protein and a weight regimen would certainly help you gain.

RAM 01-08-2008 12:13 AM

Start smoking pot and keep more of your Favorite foods in the house. It's BS when people say they can't gain weight bottom line you don't eat enough. :2 cents:

baddog 01-08-2008 12:14 AM

I could knock you up.

starpimps 01-08-2008 12:15 AM

google muscle milk (500+ calories per serving) or SAN MyoDrive

Missy 01-08-2008 12:15 AM

No... maybe my logic is screwed up, but I quit exercising when I started losing weight because I was afraid of burning more calories and losing more weight... haha. But on the other hand, I don't want to pack on 15 pounds of pure fat either, so I need a good balance.

TGVinny 01-08-2008 12:15 AM

When you're trying to put on the weight, make sure it's healthy weight and keep the eating under control. You can try a whey protein shake that has weight gainer in it, that usually helps. I usually get one that isn't flavored and i blend in fresh strawberries and bananas. However, now I just take 100% whey without the weight gainer because I was eating like crazy.

Oh eat a lot of Vietnamese food, tons of carbs!

psili 01-08-2008 12:18 AM

You mentioned your stomach doesn't dig some things -- why is that? Just asking, since that's where anything you're eating is going to go.

Missy 01-08-2008 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RAM (Post 13621982)
Start smoking pot and keep more of your Favorite foods in the house. It's BS when people say they can't gain weight bottom line you don't eat enough. :2 cents:

Silly boy... You've seen me eat! I eat plenty. The problem isn't how much I eat; it's that I'm not eating the right stuff. Plus in the past year I've developed some sort of off-and-on stomach thing where sometimes I just can't keep food in my system.

And strangely enough, when/if I ever do smoke pot, I don't get the munchies. I'm odd that way.

Pleasurepays 01-08-2008 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Missy (Post 13621960)
Whatever is in my fridge or cupboards at the time. I don't eat out, very rarely eat fast food. I eat foods that are both healthy and unhealthy, but I do try to eat pastas, rice, potatoes, and chicken as much as possible... not for any diet reasons but because I like them so much. I don't really stick to any sort of diet per se. I have a healthy appetite and I like many different kinds of food.

I also have tried some of that Weight Gainer 1850 powder mix, but it doesn't sit well in my stomach and I notice that I 'crash' pretty hard a couple of hours after drinking one of those shakes. I've been told that it's because it's mostly just for the calories but doesn't contain the right balance of protein or complex carbs. I don't really know much about that stuff, so that's why I need some advice.

its all about calories in vs calories expended. unless you are climbing mountains in your spare time in the evenings, you should be able to modify your diet.... hence the question "what do you eat" - the intent of which was for you to lay out your typical diet and give enough information for someone to actually help you. "whatever is in my fridge" is hardly helpful.

Missy 01-08-2008 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13621986)
I could knock you up.

Funny funny! No kids for me!!!

the Shemp 01-08-2008 12:19 AM

peanut butter and bacon sandwich, twice a day

baddog 01-08-2008 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Missy (Post 13622010)
Funny funny! No kids for me!!!

we can sell it. I have great genes and produce great looking kids. We could get a mint for it.

Missy 01-08-2008 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 13621988)
google muscle milk (500+ calories per serving) or SAN MyoDrive

I'll have to check that out... thanks!

Missy 01-08-2008 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by psili (Post 13622004)
You mentioned your stomach doesn't dig some things -- why is that? Just asking, since that's where anything you're eating is going to go.

I don't really know why. It comes and goes. I haven't figured out what triggers it (possibly stress?), but sometimes it lasts for a few days and sometimes a few weeks. It's during those times that I lose weight quickly, but it takes me SO long to put it back on. I'm sure it partly has to do with my metabolism... I've always had trouble putting weight on, as did my entire family before they had kids.

High Plains Drifter 01-08-2008 12:37 AM

Are you trying to get every chick on this board to hate you?

Missy 01-08-2008 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13622007)
its all about calories in vs calories expended. unless you are climbing mountains in your spare time in the evenings, you should be able to modify your diet.... hence the question "what do you eat" - the intent of which was for you to lay out your typical diet and give enough information for someone to actually help you. "whatever is in my fridge" is hardly helpful.

Sorry, I was not trying to be a smartass. I just don't have a regular diet. I eat anything and everything. I don't count calories so I couldn't tell you how much I take in during a typical day. Some days I might eat cereal and yogurt for breakfast, meat, cheese and crackers with some carrots for lunch, chicken fettuccini (sp?) for dinner and some ice cream later. Some days I might eat frozen waffles for breakfast, pizza for lunch, and greasy mexican for dinner, then snack on cucumbers and cherry tomatoes at night. Like I said, I don't have any consistency to my diet; I only know that I eat a wide variety of foods, and plenty of them for the average person, but obviously not enough for me. But I also don't want to pack on a bunch of fat... which is why I need a good balance.

Antonio 01-08-2008 02:05 AM

I'm getting fatter by the minute ........ and it pisses me off coz I'm so good looking .... getting into serious gymming though!

After Shock Media 01-08-2008 02:07 AM

I have same issues though I need even more weight.
I also eat very few bad calories as to not over gain fat, though hell some things are just to good to pass up.

Lately I been doing high protein nightly milkshakes or hot chocolate. They contain everything from a high fat content premium ice cream, high coco content chocolate, two cans of ensure plus instead of milk, some unflavored protein powder. Sometimes I may toss in some raspberries, banana, or orange zest to alter it up some. To make hot chocolate just let the ice cream melt and use that as a base. I drink these nightly as a bedtime snack.

Mornings for me is all about eggs lately. Visually it may be hard to put back 4 eggs but when in omelet form it does not look as daunting plus you can hide cheese and meats inside of it. Then I always add a bowl of quality hot oatmeal, its a fiber thing and a reason to use some more butter and maple syrup. I may add other items as the whim suggests and I am very fond of cottage cheese myself but not in the omelette.

Lunch again is very protein packed. I have several cold bean side dishes that are almost always on hand. Throwing down two tuna sandwiches help plus prevents leftover tuna. Though occasionally I will fast food my lunch.

Dinner is where I really try to push both carbs and protein. Dinner always includes bread of some type and butter as margarine is forbidden in this house yet you are permitted to use oil as an alternative. I also find it much better to buy good bread daily, screw anything that comes in plastic and that is not warm when you pick it up. If you have leftovers make french toast the next day and then toast the rest and make bread crumbs and freeze them. I also always have either a salad or a soup. I am sort of addicted to vegetables so its hard to pass them up. I do however make up for it with either homemade ranch or blue cheese dressings though again sometimes its just a vinaigrette.
Add in another starch like rice, potato, or noodles. Then pick a nice chunk of protein. Some of my favorites are mussels, pork, and dungeoness crab if I had to pick a top three.

Snack wise is where I try to sneak it peanut butter, cheeses, dried or cured meats, fruits, breads or toasts actually, and some veggies. I have a perpetual antipasto selection in the fridge at all times.

I keep plenty of gatorade, ensure plus, whole milk, some sodas (mostly for guests), some beers and wines (again guests), carbonated waters, teas (they stimulate my appetite), oh and actual cream in my fridge as liquids. Yes I will use cream over fruit or in my oatmeal instead of milk, hell I have used it in my cereal.

I do feel for you though. I understand your frustration and for those who do not have this issue really just do not understand how bad it can be and how what they may perceive as simple fixes rarely if ever work. I am coming up on my 24th anniversary with deal this type of issue and I finally feel I am onto something that is working.

Oh yeah a couple post scripts.

Desserts, get them, eat them.
Buy larger bowls and plates. You would be amazed how much more you will eat off a larger plate or bowl.

darksoul 01-08-2008 02:46 AM

lotsa beer and don't leave your desk too often.
it worked for me :)

Missy 01-08-2008 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13622346)
I have same issues though I need even more weight.
...

I do feel for you though. I understand your frustration and for those who do not have this issue really just do not understand how bad it can be and how what they may perceive as simple fixes rarely if ever work. I am coming up on my 24th anniversary with deal this type of issue and I finally feel I am onto something that is working...

THANK YOU! Finally somebody who gets it! You gave me some really good suggestions on foods to make sure I keep around the house and consume regurlarly. It sounds like you've really devoted a lot of attention to figuring out a good diet for you, and I'm glad it's working. I'll definitely try most of the suggestions you gave me.

I know exactly what you mean about others who don't understand the problem. This is an issue I've been dealing with most of my life, but not to the extreme that I have been in the past year. People think I am kidding or mocking them, but it is as big of a problem for me to gain weight as it is for many to lose weight. I've dealt with rude comments most of my life, been called names, been accused of eating disorders, mostly just not taken seriously. I find that most of the people who hate on me though are people who are themselves fat, which I totally do not understand... Hey, I don't hate you because you're too fat, so why hate me because I'm too skinny? Anyway, most people just don't understand the issue so they don't believe it really exists.

WarChild 01-08-2008 09:20 AM

Body Builders morning protein shake:

1 cup whole oats.
~30-50 grams of Vanilla Protein Powder (Isolate or or a Weight Gainer formula maybe in your case)
1 cup milk
Cinnamon
Lots of pure, raw honey.
1 Banana
1 Apple pealed

Blent the hell out of all that together with some ice and water. You'll pack in more than 1000 calories at breakfast in a single shake.

severe 01-08-2008 09:21 AM

muscle milk is good right after you wake up and right before you go to sleep. thats 2 additional 300 calorie meals with water, around 500 if mixed with milk. otherwise eat all day long. aim for 6 moderate sized meals a day

TDF 01-08-2008 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13621986)
I could knock you up.

i dont think powdered milk would suffice

Phoenix 01-08-2008 09:25 AM

start smoking weed..you will gain 15 pounds in no time

Missy 01-08-2008 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 13623421)
Body Builders morning protein shake:

1 cup whole oats.
~30-50 grams of Vanilla Protein Powder (Isolate or or a Weight Gainer formula maybe in your case)
1 cup milk
Cinnamon
Lots of pure, raw honey.
1 Banana
1 Apple pealed

Blent the hell out of all that together with some ice and water. You'll pack in more than 1000 calories at breakfast in a single shake.

Thank you... exactly what I was looking for!

NikKay 01-08-2008 09:40 AM

I can eat pretty much whatever I want and not gain weight. The only thing that adds weight to me is when my addiction to ice cream starts up. Eat 1/3 pint of Ben and Jerrys 1-2 times a day, in addition to your regular meals. That should get you 10 pounds in 4-6 months.

Missy 01-08-2008 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by NikKay (Post 13623533)
I can eat pretty much whatever I want and not gain weight. The only thing that adds weight to me is when my addiction to ice cream starts up. Eat 1/3 pint of Ben and Jerrys 1-2 times a day, in addition to your regular meals. That should get you 10 pounds in 4-6 months.

4-6 months??? I was hoping for something more along the lines of 4-6 WEEKS :1orglaugh

I'm not a huge fan of sweets and desserts (maybe that's part of my problem?); ice cream is really the only dessert-food I eat on a semi-regular basis, so I'll have to try to eat more of it. When I snack, I usually go for salty or crunchy.

JayDeeZee 01-08-2008 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 13622432)
lotsa beer and don't leave your desk too often.
it worked for me :)

Lots of Beer :thumbsup

Then have a big greasy hangover breakfast. I'm talking Bacon cheese burgers with poutine for breakfast.

Cyndalie 01-08-2008 10:23 AM

Get pregnant ;)

TubeTitans_SusieQ 01-08-2008 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAM (Post 13621982)
Start smoking pot and keep more of your Favorite foods in the house. It's BS when people say they can't gain weight bottom line you don't eat enough. :2 cents:


very true :thumbsup

Pleasurepays 01-08-2008 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Missy (Post 13623412)
THANK YOU! Finally somebody who gets it! You gave me some really good suggestions on foods to make sure I keep around the house and consume regurlarly. It sounds like you've really devoted a lot of attention to figuring out a good diet for you, and I'm glad it's working. I'll definitely try most of the suggestions you gave me.

just like people trying to lose weight... there is nothing to "get". you consume calories... you burn calories. you might have a fast metabolism, you might be a bit more active than most people, you might think you are eating much more and much worse than you are.

either way, you can't escape the laws of physics. fat is energy. calories are a unit of measurement of this energy. fat storage is your body's way of storing surplus energy.


you started out by saying you eat pretty healthy. then you said you don;t know what you eat... then you outlined stuff you eat which isn't very healthy at all. its not about someone "getting it" its about YOU "getting it"

its just a simple issue of playing with your total caloric intake, adjusting fat intake and taking a methodical approach to solving what is basically a second grade math problem that 99% of people in life can't be bothered to solve.

write down what you eat, keep a log, count calories, grams of fat, carbs, protein, take all your measurements, detail any and all daily physical activity and then you will have a starting point for someone to help you.

there is no mystery.... and nothing to "get" other than the facts of the situation.

Klen 01-08-2008 11:24 AM

Hit Slezydream to borrow you some of his fat :1orglaugh

Fluid 01-08-2008 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Missy (Post 13621960)
Whatever is in my fridge or cupboards at the time. I don't eat out, very rarely eat fast food. I eat foods that are both healthy and unhealthy, but I do try to eat pastas, rice, potatoes, and chicken as much as possible... not for any diet reasons but because I like them so much. I don't really stick to any sort of diet per se. I have a healthy appetite and I like many different kinds of food.

I also have tried some of that Weight Gainer 1850 powder mix, but it doesn't sit well in my stomach and I notice that I 'crash' pretty hard a couple of hours after drinking one of those shakes. I've been told that it's because it's mostly just for the calories but doesn't contain the right balance of protein or complex carbs. I don't really know much about that stuff, so that's why I need some advice.

do you mix the weight gainer with milk or juice, or use any predigestive enzymes?

I gained 60lbs one year using ultimate weight gainer (2200 calories) mixed with juice 3 times a day, and eating chicken breasts or steak with 2 cups of rice for each meal, plus veggies and fruit as snacks, oatmeal for breakfast as well. I took the predigestive enzymes because all the veggies and the weight gainer gave me gas and indigestion, and they do help (if you buy a decent quality one)

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_Richard_ 01-08-2008 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Missy (Post 13621990)
No... maybe my logic is screwed up, but I quit exercising when I started losing weight because I was afraid of burning more calories and losing more weight... haha. But on the other hand, I don't want to pack on 15 pounds of pure fat either, so I need a good balance.

yea, but gaining muscle would increase your weight.. plus it make you really hungry

You need to figure out hwat you burn to what you eat.. if you have a high muscle ratio, you'll burn calories quicker

Fluid 01-08-2008 11:51 AM

by the way..look into insulin, and how it controls weight gain and loss. It's a great hint on using sugars to help trigger your body into storing, or burning fat. ;)

alby_persignup 01-08-2008 11:57 AM

you want to gain some weight? That's odd since a lot of people nowadays are more eager to lose weight. I suggest loads lots of carbohydrates and veggies.


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