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$5 submissions 11-20-2007 09:52 PM

How to LEGALLY steal someone else's land
 
Fucked up legal news of the day: http://www.denverpost.com/harsanyi/ci_7501264

Many Western US states have laws that allow trespassers to legally take over someone else's land. This is the legal doctrine of ADVERSE POSSESSION.

If you own vacant land (hoping to develop it later), read up on this or you might get legally 0WN3D like the couple in the news story above.

Here's more background info on ADVERSE POSSESSION: http://real-estate-law.freeadvice.co...possession.htm

Normally, the legal requirements for the land user are:
The possession must be open for all to see.

The possession must be exclusive to him or her (e.g., the fence in the above example, a driveway, road, etc.)

The possession must be hostile to the actual owner of the land.

To gain title to land through adverse possession requires strict compliance with the law, but can have dramatic impact upon land ownership rights.
(Some states require that the trespasser pay taxes on the land or demonstrate some sort of otherwise legal compliance)

DEA - banned for life 11-20-2007 09:57 PM

squaters rights..

Fat Panda 11-20-2007 10:12 PM

some fucked up shit....sad state when private property rights mean complete shit now

tony286 11-20-2007 10:14 PM

thats fucking crazy.

sysk 11-20-2007 10:15 PM

Is there any equivalent in Canada ??

$5 submissions 11-20-2007 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sysk (Post 13400000)
Is there any equivalent in Canada ??

Here you go: http://www.law.ualberta.ca/alri/docs/fr89.pdf

JohnnyJames 11-20-2007 10:18 PM

easier method. . .

Invade a foreign land, claim it as your own.

Iraq? Nope.

Good ole USA.

Who owned the land before Columbus and posse arrived here?

Think hard. Not many left these days.

Native Americans. Indians (Not from India).

Whole continent, taken freely.

Fuckers got casinos now though, so they will be buying it all back soon. Did you know that Hard Rock, the international corporation, is now owned by. . .

The Seminole Indian Tribe of Florida.

spacedog 11-20-2007 10:18 PM

Anyone found trespassing on my land would get shot in the kneecap.
That is if I had any land of course..

sysk 11-20-2007 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyJames (Post 13400009)
easier method. . .

Invade a foreign land, claim it as your own.

Iraq? Nope.

Good ole USA.

Who owned the land before Columbus and posse arrived here?

Think hard. Not many left these days.

Native Americans. Indians (Not from India).

Whole continent, taken freely.

Fuckers got casinos now though, so they will be buying it all back soon. Did you know that Hard Rock, the international corporation, is now owned by. . .

The Seminole Indian Tribe of Florida.

In Canada, they are exempt of taxes, don't work and get a FAT welfare paycheck. No surprise Kahnawake Gaming Commission owns almost every online casinos...

L-Pink 11-20-2007 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyJames (Post 13400009)
easier method. . .

Invade a foreign land, claim it as your own.

Iraq? Nope.

Good ole USA.

Who owned the land before Columbus and posse arrived here?

Think hard. Not many left these days.

Native Americans. Indians (Not from India).

Whole continent, taken freely.

Fuckers got casinos now though, so they will be buying it all back soon. Did you know that Hard Rock, the international corporation, is now owned by. . .

The Seminole Indian Tribe of Florida.


And they paid cash.


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JohnnyJames 11-20-2007 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13400038)
And they paid cash.


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Indeed. I am, myself, Native American, though I hate that term. I have the papers to prove it, but none of the wealth. I am from Rosebud Reservation in South Dakota. If you saw the movie Dances With Wolves, those are my cousins and family, for real.

I wish we had the dough flowing through some of the other tribe's casinos.

We have a small casino in the Black Hills area. I don't get any money for it, but it has built a hospital, schools, improved some roads. . .and that is good enough for me.

ridikuloz 11-20-2007 10:29 PM

sweeet!
8char

minusonebit 11-20-2007 10:33 PM

Nothing new. My grand folks lost a few acres on the border of their farm to the neighbors over something like this. Went to court and all. Funny how the neighbors had a real bad turn of luck after that happened. A barn burned down and one year all the crops failed. The authorities said someone dumped "an awful lot" of RoundUp into a fertilizer sprayer that was then sprayed on all the corn that year. :)

wyldworx 11-20-2007 10:43 PM

i have aquired lots through squatters rights. You fuckers have no idea what i own from it. hahahahaha

wyldworx 11-20-2007 10:45 PM

i say suck shit. thats what you get for making a law to eradicate aboriginal culture. hahahaha

crockett 11-20-2007 10:53 PM

I would go cowboy on that judges ass and he would be sleeping 6 feet under.

$5 submissions 11-20-2007 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 13400074)
The authorities said someone dumped "an awful lot" of RoundUp into a fertilizer sprayer that was then sprayed on all the corn that year. :)

:winkwink::pimp

We have an Adverse Possession law here in the Philippines as well. Occupation time is 30 years, I think. Urban squatting, however, is protected by a law called the Lina law. While purportedly upholding property rights, it requires that the land owner provide relocation assistance to squatters.

L-Pink 11-20-2007 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 13400074)
Nothing new. My grand folks lost a few acres on the border of their farm to the neighbors over something like this. Went to court and all. Funny how the neighbors had a real bad turn of luck after that happened. A barn burned down and one year all the crops failed. The authorities said someone dumped "an awful lot" of RoundUp into a fertilizer sprayer that was then sprayed on all the corn that year. :)


The local sheriff couldn't find the 1,900 empty spray bottles in granpa's barn?



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xmas13 11-20-2007 11:06 PM

hmmmmmmmmmm

Cash 11-20-2007 11:13 PM

Wild West?

$5 submissions 11-20-2007 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cash (Post 13400231)
Wild West?

A lot of states and many countries follow that doctrine. It, I guess, is a way of forcing property owners to manage their properties and not "sleep on their rights."

Still pretty fucked up though:Oh crap

will76 11-21-2007 01:54 AM

Is that the law in all states i believe. I know it is here.

10 years if it is unintentional. If you put a fence up and didn't know it was say 10 feet on the other person's property, after 10 years if no one noticed it or asked you to fix it, it is now your property.

If you know something is not your property and you openly treat it as you own, cut the grass, pay the taxes for it, etc.. for 30 years then it is yours.

will76 11-21-2007 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyJames (Post 13400009)
easier method. . .

Invade a foreign land, claim it as your own.

Iraq? Nope.

Good ole USA.

Who owned the land before Columbus and posse arrived here?

Think hard. Not many left these days.

Native Americans. Indians (Not from India).

Whole continent, taken freely.

Fuckers got casinos now though, so they will be buying it all back soon. Did you know that Hard Rock, the international corporation, is now owned by. . .

The Seminole Indian Tribe of Florida.


I dont have any sympathy for the indians. Everyone's ancestors were invaded, enslaved, or oppressed at some point in history. Doesn't matter where you came from. Only difference now is that you don't have to abide by a lot of the same laws as us and you got a sweet deal with the casinos.

Zuss 11-21-2007 02:12 AM

I think it's actually a good thing. Why should someone own land without putting any use to it? It's a waste.

D 11-21-2007 04:59 AM

Yeah... someone took some land from my grandparent's estate via similar laws.

Tenants of his, living in a house on an adjacent lot to his house, decided to stop paying rent for the year that my grandfather was sick and dying...and continued to do the same for the period of time that my grandmother met a similar fate.

By the time we had gone through all the paperwork, and figured out what had been going on, they had been living there rent-free long enough for the city to determine that they now owned the land after paying out a small stipend to the estate.

:(

fuzzylogic 11-21-2007 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyJames (Post 13400057)
Indeed. I am, myself, Native American, though I hate that term.

what descriptor do u prefer?

fuzzylogic 11-21-2007 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 13400689)
I dont have any sympathy for the indians. Everyone's ancestors were invaded, enslaved, or oppressed at some point in history. Doesn't matter where you came from. Only difference now is that you don't have to abide by a lot of the same laws as us and you got a sweet deal with the casinos.

good for you will. generally speaking, north american natives are a mess. (the few that aren't realize the opportunity$$$ that awaits them) when the jews were kicked out and hunted down they didnt drink, they took over the world instead! :winkwink:

Wizzo 11-21-2007 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SAC (Post 13399985)
some fucked up shit....sad state when private property rights mean complete shit now

HAHA... "now"?? these are some of the oldest laws on the books, there's nothing new here.

$5 submissions 11-21-2007 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 13401123)
HAHA... "now"?? these are some of the oldest laws on the books, there's nothing new here.

You're right, the adverse possession doctrine has been around for a long time.

He might be referring to the US Supreme Court's decision in Kilo vs New London where the Court held that eminent domain can be used by the government to take land from one private individual to benefit another private individual IF the beneficiary's use of the land will result in greater tax proceeds.

minusonebit 11-21-2007 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13400199)
The local sheriff couldn't find the 1,900 empty spray bottles in granpa's barn?



.

Spray bottles? You go down to the local co-op and for about $200 get 2 gallons of super concentrate.

DaddyHalbucks 11-21-2007 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyJames (Post 13400057)
Indeed. I am, myself, Native American, though I hate that term. I have the papers to prove it, but none of the wealth. I am from Rosebud Reservation in South Dakota. If you saw the movie Dances With Wolves, those are my cousins and family, for real.

I wish we had the dough flowing through some of the other tribe's casinos.

We have a small casino in the Black Hills area. I don't get any money for it, but it has built a hospital, schools, improved some roads. . .and that is good enough for me.

The Black Hills are beautiful! Do you still live there?

DaddyHalbucks 11-21-2007 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 13400689)
I dont have any sympathy for the indians. Everyone's ancestors were invaded, enslaved, or oppressed at some point in history. Doesn't matter where you came from. Only difference now is that you don't have to abide by a lot of the same laws as us and you got a sweet deal with the casinos.

A powerful argument.

DaddyHalbucks 11-21-2007 02:25 PM

To get title, you have to do adverse possession for years or decades.

It seems like a risky business plan, and one that would involve massive legal fees.

JohnnyJames 11-21-2007 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 13400689)
I dont have any sympathy for the indians. Everyone's ancestors were invaded, enslaved, or oppressed at some point in history. Doesn't matter where you came from. Only difference now is that you don't have to abide by a lot of the same laws as us and you got a sweet deal with the casinos.

Indeed. I agree with you on this, though I am Native American. I tire quickly of things like "reparations for slavery" and other similar topics. If we, as a nation or a world, tried to finanically appease every wrong done through history, we would bankrupt the globe to make a few people feel better or just so they could have some "free" money.

No, I don't live in The Black Hills area anymore, but I get back there as often as I can. Not good with images, but here's a neat one. Link below, if it doesn't load:

[IMG]http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?...&pageOffset=19[/IMG]

http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?...&pageOffset=19

Hail To Deez Nuts 11-21-2007 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 13400010)
Anyone found trespassing on my land would get shot in the kneecap.
That is if I had any land of course..

Why not get a little money out of it? Just run an ad in the local paper that reads: "Hunt Humans Today!"

Just have people pay you $50 per person to go hunting on your land. Tell them all animals (including human animals) are fair game. You could even set up a little tent and picnic tables where people can park, get something to eat or drink and swap hunting stories. Bonus: Shoot a squatter and receive a free shot of Jack Daniels.

madfuck 11-21-2007 02:58 PM

well thts fucked up....

JohnnyJames 11-21-2007 03:00 PM

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x...p/DSC00395.jpg

Badlands National Park
Black Hills, South Dakota

Hail To Deez Nuts 11-21-2007 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyJames (Post 13403090)
Indeed. I agree with you on this, though I am Native American.

Are you like 1/8 Native American?

rapmaster 11-21-2007 04:21 PM

I wonder if this applies to land owned by the government as well??

JohnnyJames 11-21-2007 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hail To Deez Nuts (Post 13403581)
Are you like 1/8 Native American?

50%. My dad is full-blood. I grew up on and around the Rosebud Sioux reservation. My entire family are registered members, not the sorta wanna-be's you encounter so often because it is considered "glamourous". Not much glamour on Rosebud. Along with its sister-reservation, Pine Ridge, these are some of the most poverty-stricken places in the world, very much like third world countries in many ways.

My great-grandmother actually lived in a tipi as a child and spoke very little English. My own knowledge of the language has faded over the years. As a kid I was fluent. Not it's mostly gone.

Hoksheila-(hoak-shee-lah)-Boy in Lakota.

I remember a lot more, but have almost no working use of the language.


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