How come in girl/guy anal scenes the guy never has shit on his dick?
 

How come in girl/guy anal scenes the guy never has shit on his dick? I need to know this secret :pimp, because when I'm in my GFs poop hole I get brown stains on my dick :disgust

Colonics? (spelling?)

You girl friend needs to fix that problem herself. It can be prevented. Isn't she embarrassed?

or at least an enema

Do any of you guys have GFs/Wives that use this stuff?

If you want to have clean anal sex, you need your girl to use a vaginal douche or have an enema done before, and not have her eat a few hours before.

You can get these vaginal douches at the pharmacy for a few bucks only. They're not the funniest to use but its worth for having clean anal sex.

Anal sex can be fun, but I always thought the whole process of 'cleaning up and fasting' for it takes the whole spark out of it. However I wouldnt do it without going through the cleaning process. Oh well...

trust me, there is. those parts are cut out

don't start shooting until the water is coming out clear...

you havent watched enough porn

hahahahahahahaha

i never get shit on my dick from my wife, sucks for you guys! :1orglaugh
i equate it to having strong intestinal muscles. anyone who has shit that low must have weak ass muscles that let it fall all the way down

thank god for condoms!

Most shit is about 3 inches in... this would explain your great success.

:warning no wunder! thanks for the explanation, i tried searching for the answer and couldn't find anything, your knowledge must come from experience!

i welcome you to the small penis club aico :anon

you could use suggestions or just wear a condom, it makes for easier cleanup

WTF have you even looked at an anatomy chart?
There is a little shit pocket or holding area about 3-4 inches inside past a sphincter type muscle. Even if your of average size there is a good chance of bumping some doo doo with the tip at least. If you are anything bigger than 6 inches and you are into some full on shit knocking and possibly getting some shit dick suction going on or at least impacting them.

Not to mention anal douching removes any of the fluids/mucus. Everyone has this type of crap even low in their ass. It still has shit in it.

Paging BoyAlley to this thread.. Paging BoyAlley.. You are needed here...

Ha, welcome to the small penis club :1orglaugh

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sorry, I laughed out loud.... I guess I'm immature..

"shit pocket holding area" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Actually, no! I've never decided to investigate the anatomy of the ASS. :1orglaugh

Don't say it like it's common knowledge :1orglaugh

Because Juicy licks it off.

You must be under at least 35. I know long ago they used to teach at least two different classes minimum that covered human anatomy. Guess that may have been one of the many cuts. Either that or the Christian right has fought the schools and now shit magically materializes in your lower colon now.

Seriously though how can any male not know the anatomy of the ass. We have a prostate that can kill us. We damn well should know how that area works and what is normal. Do not fret though, soon as you age you will end up paying someone else to investigate your ass. If you ask they will show you the tv monitor while they shove the camera up there. :1orglaugh

Again now that he is on...

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Heheh youre pretty funny :1orglaugh

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:1orglaugh A nice way of telling him that he has a small dick :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

A little shit is fuck all for a good rump fuck

a "Vaginal Douche"


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LOL

an amazing term that is going to be used on some serious douchebags at the right time and at the right place.. :pimp

Now I don't wanna have sex anymore. thanks

So your local park is safe tonight?

LOL ... once I stop laughing ook, it's pretty simple the girl needs to pay attention to her stomach, and how regular she is or isn't. and taken a laxative the day your going to an anal scene is not a good idea, you need a day and half maybe 2 days to clean out your system. and fibre and greens I don't want to get into much details cause it's pretty gross if you write it out step by step,

the short verision is to make sure your know your stomach and how regular you are or you aren't, try butt plugs, and anal toys hours before you do a anal scene, or even a few days up to the scene.

I have a serious tip for you. I checked your website and it took me 10 seconds to find the enter link. Thats not good. Make it stand out. Its the most important part of that page and its the hardest to find.

anemia

no eating till after the shoot

LMFAO That was a good one... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this is officially my favorite thread of the day, all boards. so fucking funny yet informative at the same time.

gfy never gets boring...thanks for all the info on cleen anal sex

lol indeed, this thread rocks, only at gfy