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u-Bob 10-31-2007 06:05 AM

Iraqi fisherman nets shark 160 miles from sea, blames US military
 
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A two-meter shark has been caught in a river in southern Iraq more than 200 km (160 miles) from the sea.
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Locals blamed the U.S. military for the shark's presence.

Tahseen Ali, a teacher, said there was a "75 percent chance" Americans had put the shark in the water.

"This is very frightening for us. Our children always swim in the river and I believe that there are more sharks. I believe that America is behind this matter," said fisherman Hatim Karim.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...19334620071030

DutchTeenCash 10-31-2007 06:08 AM

what a joke

weve had dolphins and tropical fish inside the dutch rivers too, lost and looking for food

Retributi0n 10-31-2007 06:08 AM

I don't know why someone doesn't just Nuke the entire middle east and get it done with.

GreyWolf 10-31-2007 06:12 AM

He's lucky - I got a whale in the back yard - and it's Bush's fault.

GreyWolf 10-31-2007 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Retributi0n (Post 13311047)
I don't know why someone doesn't just Nuke the entire middle east and get it done with.

It might be a clue to get a shrink to check the Middle East fetish and get the dumb US "nuke" syndrome cured - and stay the fuck out of other people's countries??? Just a thought....

crockett 10-31-2007 06:16 AM

What's even worse is this...

"Dr. Mohamed Ajah, assistant dean of the college of science at Thi Qar University in Nassiriya"


Fucking idiots..

Umm hello, so he claims someone "had" to have put it there. So even though any moron knows not too many people are going to catch a live shark and toss it in a river. As it simply defies logic and commonsense.

So it "must" have been the Americans.. fucking idiots. Why don't he blame the Iranians? Or the Insurgents. I think I saw a memo last week stating the al Qaeda were planning attacks using sharks. I think it was al Qaeda...

The sad part is a fucking science teacher is claiming this BS. Just goes to show what we are dealing with and why we should have never been there. Next it will be meteors are coming from Americans on the moon playing golf.

brand0n 10-31-2007 06:17 AM

lol we are importing sharks/

crockett 10-31-2007 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13311075)
It might be a clue to get a shrink to check the Middle East fetish and get the dumb US "nuke" syndrome cured - and stay the fuck out of other people's countries??? Just a thought....


ummm yea I guess Saddam stayed out of others countries, now didn't he. I don't support this war. However, I sure hope you remember the reason we went there in the first place because Saddam invaded Kuwait.

directfiesta 10-31-2007 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 13311097)
ummm yea I guess Saddam stayed out of others countries, now didn't he. I don't support this war. However, I sure hope you remember the reason we went there in the first place because Saddam invaded Kuwait.

you are kidding, right ?

GreyWolf 10-31-2007 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 13311079)
What's even worse is this...

"Dr. Mohamed Ajah, assistant dean of the college of science at Thi Qar University in Nassiriya"

BTW crockett - the above doc - Dr. Mohamed Ajah did not make any claims about "Americans" - he said:

"Dr. Mohamed Ajah, assistant dean of the college of science at Thi Qar University in Nassiriya, said barriers in river estuaries usually prevented sharks swimming upstream.

"In this case, I think this animal was there for a long time but no one had managed to see it," he said."

It was a fisherman, Hatim Karim, who made claims in the story. Sounds no different to any fisherman - they all exaggerate :winkwink:

GreyWolf 10-31-2007 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 13311097)
ummm yea I guess Saddam stayed out of others countries, now didn't he. I don't support this war. However, I sure hope you remember the reason we went there in the first place because Saddam invaded Kuwait.

Yea, Hussein did invade other countries - one in particular with US help and the other where he was given a nod by the US Embassy. It really has nothing to do with Hussein, has it?

As to why there was a second invasion, that's anyone's guess - it was this reason, that reason, the other reason. Hardly worth trying to analyize the brain of the imbecile who initiated the current adventure....

crockett 10-31-2007 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13311131)
BTW crockett - the above doc - Dr. Mohamed Ajah did not make any claims about "Americans" - he said:

"Dr. Mohamed Ajah, assistant dean of the college of science at Thi Qar University in Nassiriya, said barriers in river estuaries usually prevented sharks swimming upstream.

"In this case, I think this animal was there for a long time but no one had managed to see it," he said."

It was a fisherman, Hatim Karim, who made claims in the story. Sounds no different to any fisherman - they all exaggerate :winkwink:

Yes I grabbed the wrong quote..

I meant to grab this one..

"Tahseen Ali, a teacher, said there was a "75 percent chance" Americans had put the shark in the water."

crockett 10-31-2007 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13311111)
you are kidding, right ?

Yea your right it must have been the Iranians whom invaded Kuwait in 1990.. Poor Saddam he was just a patsy. Maybe you were still in grade school and don't remember..

Vick! 10-31-2007 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Retributi0n (Post 13311047)
I don't know why someone doesn't just Nuke the entire middle east and get it done with.

you are one stupid bastard :1orglaugh :321GFY

ADL Eddie 10-31-2007 07:58 AM

thats a better story than jaws 4

RawAlex 10-31-2007 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Retributi0n (Post 13311047)
I don't know why someone doesn't just Nuke the entire middle east and get it done with.

We haven't found a way to store radioactive oil yet that is safe.

SCORE Ralph 10-31-2007 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash (Post 13311046)
what a joke

weve had dolphins and tropical fish inside the dutch rivers too, lost and looking for food

Are you fucking kidding me!?

Must've been Iran! :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 10-31-2007 08:54 AM

He was not accurate.

There was only a 74.8765398 percent chance.

EonBlue 10-31-2007 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13311147)
Hardly worth trying to analyize the brain of the imbecile who initiated the current adventure....

You mean Bill Clinton right?

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The Iraq Liberation Act of 1998 (Public Law 105-338) [1] (codified in a note to 22 USCS § 2151) is a United States Congressional statement of policy calling for regime change in Iraq.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_Liberation_Act

Tom_PM 10-31-2007 09:02 AM

We had operation Desert Storm under Bush the first because of the invasion of Kuwait dude. Remember? It made all the papers. Bush 1 specifically did NOT go to Baghdad and depose Sadam because he said it would be illegal under international law! Who is it thats forgetful?

Also, Sadam gassed the kurds before that. It was either 1986 or 1988. So thats also a manufactured reason for us to be in Iraq right now.

We're there now because the neo-cons have had a hard-on for war and it's defense and energy related profits for decades. When the idea was introduced to REAGAN, he laughed them out of the office.

As always, everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.

As far as the shark, yikes thats fucked up.

GAMEFINEST 10-31-2007 09:23 AM

shark meat yummm

yys 10-31-2007 09:25 AM

Bush did it!

pornguy 10-31-2007 09:35 AM

UNLESS that is a SALT water River, which I dont think it is, there is ONLY ONE way that shark got there, and survived. And thats over TIME!!!! A LONG FREAKING TIME.

You can not throw a shark into fresh water and expect it to live. they have to migrate that was from where the salt and fresh water mix and it takes time.

directfiesta 10-31-2007 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by yys (Post 13311851)
Bush did it!

sure dit ... after all, didn't he say :

" .. I know that fish and men can co-habitate ... " .... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornguy 10-31-2007 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13311898)
sure dit ... after all, didn't he say :

" .. I know that fish and men can co-habitate ... " .... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I had forgotten that.


What a goof.

_Richard_ 10-31-2007 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 13311079)
What's even worse is this...

"Dr. Mohamed Ajah, assistant dean of the college of science at Thi Qar University in Nassiriya"


whadda mean? they just talked to him about sharks being in the area, he never said anything about americans putting it there

CDSmith 10-31-2007 09:50 AM

I guess Iraq hasn't yet clued in to the little two word phrase that most of the rest of the world already uses regularly in such instances...


"Blame Canada"

2012 10-31-2007 09:53 AM

why would anyone be paranoid in Iraq ...

Gianna_CECash 10-31-2007 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 13311036)

This is just a ridiculous comment:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY

crockett 10-31-2007 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 13311960)
whadda mean? they just talked to him about sharks being in the area, he never said anything about americans putting it there


read the full post.. you will see I grabbed the wrong quote by mistake. Yea can't edit posts after a few mins here. So I corrected it a few posts down.

As for the Sharks.. they are nothing.. those Iraqi's are lucky we didn't send in the Dolphins with laser beams.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1305/...35b0cd4697.jpg

CDSmith 10-31-2007 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 13311969)
why would anyone be paranoid in Iraq ...

Haven't you heard? They have a shark problem.

xmas13 10-31-2007 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 13311998)
As for the Sharks.. they are nothing.. those Iraqi's are lucky we didn't send in the Dolphins with laser beams.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1305/...35b0cd4697.jpg

:thumbsup

czarina 10-31-2007 10:25 AM

there are several types of fresh water sharks in the world... I dont know why the big deal about having one in Iraq. Although, yes, probably Bush did it!
New extermination plan: get the soldiers out of Iraq, let the sharks deal with them

GreyWolf 10-31-2007 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by EonBlue (Post 13311722)
You mean Bill Clinton right?

Clinton was not the first person who came to mind :winkwink: Can't remember him ordering forces into Iraq - on the first or second time, but - maybe Hillary will have her chance at another "war" if she is on the US destruction bandwagon - hope not :)

Pity this thread started about a fisherman's fantasies and as a joke in Reteurs, but was actually taken seriously and ended up with stupidity about nuking people and US politics. Maybe one day :thumbsup

dav3 10-31-2007 12:19 PM

Which one of you Americans is responsible for those two whales that swam up river in Cali a few months back?

:1orglaugh

Luscious Media 10-31-2007 12:38 PM

Frickin sharks with frickin lazers on their heads...priceless

Brother Bilo 10-31-2007 12:40 PM

Everything else gets blamed on the US, why not add one more thing to the list?

Adult Insider Dave 10-31-2007 12:44 PM

watch out for that guy he might be goin for the 80 virgin thing too

buzzy 10-31-2007 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 13311201)
Yea your right it must have been the Iranians whom invaded Kuwait in 1990.. Poor Saddam he was just a patsy. Maybe you were still in grade school and don't remember..

he invaded kuwait cos they had an oil drill going sideways into iraq

escorpio 10-31-2007 12:49 PM

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...n_vs_shark.gif


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