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When did salmonella become an STD?

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 13273070)

When did salmonella become an STD?

:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

That poor chicken, what a waste that could have fed some starving people in Africa

That is just horrible im never going to eat chicken again in my life :throwup

This one is posted again?

Depends, did he take the giblets out first?

where can i promote this? i have the PERFECT domain just waiting for this...

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13273103)

where can i promote this? i have the PERFECT domain just waiting for this...

oh yea? what is it?

Necrophilic Bestiality.

Yeah... a bit whack, imho.

This is the shit growing in the pores of that dick as that photo was taken:

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/b...es/salbug2.gif

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 13273112)

oh yea? what is it?

hardcockinfreshchicken.com, i figured wtf, i'll find a use for it one day. TODAY IS THAT GLORIOUS DAY!

Your meat thermometer?

Lol.. where do you people come up with all this shit? :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by thonglife (Post 13273163)

Lol.. where do you people come up with all this shit? :1orglaugh

Homemade sex toys are very popular. Either too cheap or too scared to get the real thing. I've heard about people trying a lot of strange things. People that just can't get laid and too paranoid to call an escort service. Chicken cost like $4/lb that's a cheap fuck :thumbsup

lol. poor bastards! :Oh crap

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13273134)

hardcockinfreshchicken.com, i figured wtf, i'll find a use for it one day. TODAY IS THAT GLORIOUS DAY!

hahaha:1orglaugh

nah...that looks about normal

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 13273293)

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...rican_pie1.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If he eats it afterwards, yes

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy (Post 13273362)

If he eats it afterwards, yes

dude, that's not how you season your turkey?

Who the heck fucks a turkey?

I fucked an orange once.

oh wow i didnt even realize what it was at first

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 13273088)

That poor chicken, what a waste that could have fed some starving people in Africa

That is just horrible im never going to eat chicken again in my life :throwup

why do you think it wasn't fed to starving africans?

you might get hurt !

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Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 13273421)

I fucked an orange once.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

Poultry poking....kids do the darnedest things.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 13273421)

I fucked an orange once.

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Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 13273421)

I fucked an orange once.

:1orglaugh! I gotta try that!

Necro poultry is the new cool.

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Originally Posted by VeriSexy (Post 13273404)

Who the heck fucks a turkey?

Who uses heck and fuck in the same sentence? :1orglaugh

And yes, you have issues that need to be worked out. Chickens should only be fucked while they are still alive. I thought this was common knowledge.

Creme filled donuts work much better.

And this is how STD's originate.

OMG... That's disgusting!

yes, this is sick :disgust

never come over your house for a chicken dinner. lol