Just got busted jerkin off
 

damn... all she said was 'oh my god... oh my god' then went back to the bedroom lolol

sucks to be me in the mornin'!

go find her and nut in her face

all good man ...shiiet happens

Women think that they're better than masturbation, such naive creatures...

next time that happens start singing the fluffer trax to get her in the mood...


bowwnnn chigggy bowwwww wowwwnnnnn....

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dayumm.. she just attempted to leave becaus of this, at 230am heh i stopped her from going tho, told her she wont give me ass, this is what happens and to deal with it like an adult and go to sleep with her drunk ass....

lol you cant be serious

She was going to leave because you were spankin the pup? That's crazy. What, is she still in high school?

she was going to leave wtf?

next time blow on her face like on Grandma's Boy

were you looking at porn?????

Why was she so upset about you rubbing one? She should've participate or ask to watch. Im bugging my boyfriend since months to let me see him do it and he WONT LET ME!!! :(

do it on her lip like a milk ad!

you should have told her: "baby!, could you give me a hand here?"

He probably forgot to tell us that he was spanking it to midget tranny interracial porn and had a dildo up his ass.

That's a sin

You shouldn't stress your mom out like that.

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she left?

I find it hot ... I want to catch someone.

Just go suck her dick and she'll forget all about it. :thumbsup

this thread is worthless without pictures

(of her PLEASE not you)

LOL

Huh? :winkwink:

lock the door next time :)

I do not get it when girls act like that...
I love the fact that my boyfiend gets himself off...
He does it when I am sat right next to him.. Sometimes I help out.. Sometimes I don't.. It doesn't bother me.
Hell, I do it.. So why can't he?! lol

I hate it that women, as a whole, don't like it.. I just don't get it... GRR!

It's hot when my man jerks himself off. I'd be all over that shit.

My ex used to act so immature about it. She would say shit like "If you have me then why do you need to jackoff to those slutty bitches?" I was like well if you ain't around wtf am I supposed to do? lol...

Even if she IS around... you don't always wanna have to do the whole sex thing ... jeez, not everyone always wants to go at it ... it's often easier to just get off yourself :) Girls do it just as much as guys ... and any girl who says she doesn't is a fucking liar ;)

who cares if she left... doesn't seem like she was much use anyways ;)

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That was my first thought too.

let me guess... it was your mother that caught you?

Time to move out of the basement huh .... well mom will get over it.

Can't say I have.. I lock the door ;)

been close a few times but never actually caught lol :1orglaugh

tht shit is funnie....