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hateman 10-10-2007 03:40 AM

Tom Cruise builds $11m Scientology bunker against Xenu
 
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...695870666.html

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Forget global warming and the looming disintegration of democracy, the most pressing issue of the day in Cruiseland is the threat of invasion by ? aliens.

According to several mags this week, Cruise is building an "$11 million luxury underground bunker" at his property in Colorado so his family can survive an "alien invasion".

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with high-tech air purifying system," Woman's Day reports. Other essential alien fighting features include a helipad and swimming pool.

:1orglaugh

dissipate 10-10-2007 05:24 AM

fucking whack job

who 10-10-2007 05:26 AM

I might volunteer to live in it to 'keep it maintained'.

SexualDragon 10-10-2007 06:02 AM

I want to know what he Knows

v4 media 10-10-2007 06:05 AM

$11 million whats that 3 months work, that's like a normal salary worker dropping $10K on a new truck or something..

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-10-2007 06:14 AM

11 million to build something just in case it happens. Some folks dont even have homes. Wasteful paranoid idiot.

directfiesta 10-10-2007 06:20 AM

after all he went thru in " The war of the Worlds " , no wonder :)

JFK 10-10-2007 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13214601)
after all he went thru in " The war of the Worlds " , no wonder :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

TeenCat 10-10-2007 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13214601)
after all he went thru in " The war of the Worlds " , no wonder :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 10-10-2007 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 13214456)
fucking whack job

boy are you gonna feel dumb if he's right.

Barefootsies 10-10-2007 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 13214579)
11 million to build something just in case it happens. Some folks dont even have homes. Wasteful paranoid idiot.

:2 cents:

BOSS1 10-10-2007 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 13214540)
I want to know what he Knows

too funny

bobby666 10-10-2007 07:15 AM

who cares about that ugly chicken ?

Pleasurepays 10-10-2007 07:31 AM

i spent the last couple weeks doing a hoax site about scientology with a friend of mine and ....



wow.


just wow.



i mean, i'm 37... i know most of the history, the controversy and the basic tennants of scientology... the aliens, the alien spirits yada yada yada

but really man... what the fuck! each day i was reading stuff i kept thinking "ok, clearly we have hit rock bottom here... it just can't possibly get any more surreal, bizarre or just downright stupid than it has up to this point" and everyday it did.

the most comical thing about everything that L Ron wrote is that it reads exactly like crappy science fiction. its so rediculously bad that you can't even for a second, suspend disbelief. every aspect of scientology is like this.

if you are a scientologist... you need help. its as simple as that. the horrible tragedy there is that they are (not suprisingly) VERY against psychiatry and sure. why not. it makes sense. if you have gotten people to buy into one of the greatest cults and money making scams in history based on the most retarded ideas to ever be put on paper, thats an easy sell.




if L Ron Hubbard was alive today, he would be in porn. he would be running a network of torrent sites and a massive spam operation and would be all over the boards acting like Pimpdog

Sharky 10-10-2007 07:32 AM

so it's an $11M basement.

Klen 10-10-2007 07:32 AM

Well you will never know who can attack you so it can always comes handy.

paprika 10-10-2007 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13214601)
after all he went thru in " The war of the Worlds " , no wonder :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TBrown 10-10-2007 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13214829)
i spent the last couple weeks doing a hoax site about scientology with a friend of mine and ....



wow.


just wow.



i mean, i'm 37... i know most of the history, the controversy and the basic tennants of scientology... the aliens, the alien spirits yada yada yada

but really man... what the fuck! each day i was reading stuff i kept thinking "ok, clearly we have hit rock bottom here... it just can't possibly get any more surreal, bizarre or just downright stupid than it has up to this point" and everyday it did.

the most comical thing about everything that L Ron wrote is that it reads exactly like crappy science fiction. its so rediculously bad that you can't even for a second, suspend disbelief. every aspect of scientology is like this.

if you are a scientologist... you need help. its as simple as that. the horrible tragedy there is that they are (not suprisingly) VERY against psychiatry and sure. why not. it makes sense. if you have gotten people to buy into one of the greatest cults and money making scams in history based on the most retarded ideas to ever be put on paper, thats an easy sell.




if L Ron Hubbard was alive today, he would be in porn. he would be running a network of torrent sites and a massive spam operation and would be all over the boards acting like Pimpdog

Share some hoax with us please :winkwink:

Iron Fist 10-10-2007 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 13214619)
boy are you gonna feel dumb if he's right.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tranza 10-10-2007 08:23 AM

Lol, that's no good...

hjnet 10-10-2007 08:31 AM

The end is near !

fuzebox 10-10-2007 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13214829)
the most comical thing about everything that L Ron wrote is that it reads exactly like crappy science fiction. its so rediculously bad that you can't even for a second, suspend disbelief.

Probably because Hubbard was a crappy science fiction author for many years before starting the religion :winkwink: He was quoted in an interview saying the easiest way to get rich would be to start a religion, and he also wrote a book on brainwashing techniques.

I'm flabbergasted that anyone can believe his stuff.

Th!nk 10-10-2007 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13214601)
after all he went thru in " The war of the Worlds " , no wonder :)

lol! this is funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-10-2007 08:54 AM

I worked right up the street from the headquarters on "the drag" in Austin texas back in the 80's. These freaks would frequent my coffee shop on a daily basis.

You could always tell who the new recruits were. They would arrive in with an elder member by their side who would do all the decision making and talking for them. Creepy fucks!

They tried to recruit me once.. I laughed in their face.

Brujah 10-10-2007 08:55 AM

Maybe it's just his way of getting more tax breaks.

Donfoolio 10-10-2007 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13214601)
after all he went thru in " The war of the Worlds " , no wonder :)

Rofl! He needs to come off of whatever they put in the juice at his religious meetings. :1orglaugh

Angie77 10-10-2007 08:58 AM

Tom Cruise is an IDIOT.

PaulB IYP 10-10-2007 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 13214619)
boy are you gonna feel dumb if he's right.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nico-t 10-10-2007 09:53 AM

aliens: possible
humans walking on water, dying and becomimg alive 3 days later: impossible

so tell me who's more retarded, scientologists or christians and muslims? My vote is for the last two.

and look what the last two spend for their fantasy all over the world, its billions and billions more than 11 million:

http://www.n-bvm.org/church%20right.jpg

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Travel...queDaytime.jpg

BradM 10-10-2007 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13214829)
if you are a scientologist... you need help. its as simple as that. the horrible tragedy there is that they are (not suprisingly) VERY against psychiatry and sure. why not. it makes sense. if you have gotten people to buy into one of the greatest cults and money making scams in history based on the most retarded ideas to ever be put on paper, thats an easy sell.

I believe the exact same thing with Christianity. EXACTLY the same thing. Howe can someone find out Santa isn't real but then still believe in 'God'?

Everyone has their beliefs and people just.... believe weird ass things that to others make no sense and are stupid.

This is why freedom is a BAD thing. The human mind is... well... stupid.

Violetta 10-10-2007 09:58 AM

he is a dumb fucker

DaddyHalbucks 10-10-2007 10:48 AM

More evidence that celebrity worship is pathological.

eroswebmaster 10-10-2007 10:51 AM

People who say they don't believe in a higher being are all liars...110% of them.

Foxhole converts is what they will be.

DirtyDanza 10-10-2007 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster (Post 13215897)
People who say they don't believe in a higher being are all liars...110% of them.

Foxhole converts is what they will be.



excatly.... look death in the face and they will pray to god

Donfoolio 10-10-2007 11:01 AM

I'm starting my own religion, any of you guys wanna join? I'm 100% serious no joke! Religion IS the biggest money making gimmick of all time. And for the record I do believe in a higher power.... it is called "nature" :thumbsup

Brad Mitchell 10-10-2007 11:08 AM

I think the whole alien worry is a bit whacked out.... but I think it would be cool to have a bunker, we might need one this century anyways!

Brad

Donfoolio 10-10-2007 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster (Post 13215897)
People who say they don't believe in a higher being are all liars...110% of them.

Foxhole converts is what they will be.

This is exactly the reason why "God" was invented. Humans being afraid of death need to feel some form of comfort and thinking they have something other than an eternity of non existence is that comfort. But I love how convinced and devout people such as yourself can be when faced with the idea that there just might not be anything other than oblivion when you die. What is more cowardly? :winkwink:

Shagbunny 10-10-2007 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 13214457)
I might volunteer to live in it to 'keep it maintained'.

and to help Katie with her "housework"

Flynn 10-10-2007 11:23 AM

I've always been a little worried that Xenu might come get me in the middle of the night. I always check the closets and under the bed before night night. You never know when some pissed off alien is going to come get you. Karma is a bitch.

BradM 10-10-2007 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donfoolio (Post 13216046)
This is exactly the reason why "God" was invented. Humans being afraid of death need to feel some form of comfort and thinking they have something other than an eternity of non existence is that comfort. But I love how convinced and devout people such as yourself can be when faced with the idea that there just might not be anything other than oblivion when you die. What is more cowardly? :winkwink:

I like you.


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