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Juge 09-16-2002 06:15 AM

How many moons does the Earth have? (seriously)
 
Like it says: How many permanent NATURAL moons (not rocks) does the Earth have? (seriously!) I won't put the answer right away since people are going to read it and post differently first... But, I am willing to bet most people don't know the real answer... ;) (don't cheat and look up the answer first)

marty 09-16-2002 06:23 AM

seriously?

http://www.awwboard.com/images/smiles/roflmao.gif

Darren 09-16-2002 06:28 AM

i voted 0 :Graucho

h0st 09-16-2002 06:33 AM

1 moon - The Moon. Was I right?

Juge 09-16-2002 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marty
seriously?

http://www.awwboard.com/images/smiles/roflmao.gif

Yes, seriously. Write your vote here, so we can see it, and we'll see if you're still laughing at the end of this thread. :)

Juge 09-16-2002 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren
i voted 0 :Graucho
I would be interested in what you think that big white round thing that keeps moving through the sky is?

Tipsy 09-16-2002 06:39 AM

We talking here about perm. moons or perm. and temp. moons?

Juge 09-16-2002 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
We talking here about perm. moons or perm. and temp. moons?
I think the definition of a moon is that it is permanent. Well, at least for 100,000,000 years. I think there's a moon around Jupiter in a retrogade motion which is against the tidal forces of the parent planet, so it is being pulled into the planet (the orbit is getting smaller). Eventually, it will reach the roche limit, and break apart from tidal forces, and form another ring. So, it's not really permanent, but you know... 100,000,000 years is good enough to be considered permanent.

I hope this clears things up.

Roche limit (rsh)
n.
The smallest distance at which a natural satellite can orbit a celestial body without being torn apart by the larger body's gravitational force. The distance depends on the densities of the two bodies and the orbit of the satellite.

HQ 09-16-2002 06:43 AM

Yes permanent moons. My vote is in, but I'm not telling you which it is just yet...

volante 09-16-2002 06:45 AM

Zero. That satellite we call "The Moon" has only been around for a couple of billion years (not as long as the Earth) and was either a wandering asteroid/comet or is a large fragment of the earth that came about as the result of a comet/asteroid hitting the earth. In approx 1986 astronomers discovered another "natural" satellite but that turned out to be a wandering asteroid that got picked up by the Earths gravitational field, and the one they found a few months ago is likely to be an old rocket booster :thumbsup

Either that or the aliens put them there, just like the implant in my nose.

Juge 09-16-2002 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
Zero. That satellite we call "The Moon" has only been around for a couple of billion years (not as long as the Earth) and was either a wandering asteroid/comet or is a large fragment of the earth that came about as the result of a comet/asteroid hitting the earth. In approx 1986 astronomers discovered another "natural" satellite but that turned out to be a wandering asteroid that got picked up by the Earths gravitational field, and the one they found a few months ago is likely to be an old rocket booster :thumbsup
Dude, dont give away all the info, yet. :BangBang:
:)
oh, and if you dont consider the Moon a permanent moon, then you would have to consider that no moons in the solar system are permanent. In fact, the planets aren't permanent, either, so they aren't planets. And the sun won't be around in 10 billion years, so it's not a star, etc. Am I right?

marty 09-16-2002 07:26 AM

So my comment wasn't that far off then.

When you post a question like that you'll need to understand that some of us will take it to the enth degree and some of us won't.

For that reason alone a question of this magnitude will never receive the full attention it deserves because quite frankly, we are not your local nerd club on summer break just awaiting a question to challenge and stimulate our aptitude.

Time to read another one of your brothers study guides or are you ready to discuss the reasons why 1 + 1 doesn't always equals 2 :1orglaugh

volante 09-16-2002 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marty
For that reason alone a question of this magnitude will never receive the full attention it deserves because quite frankly, we are not your local nerd club on summer break just awaiting a question to challenge and stimulate our aptitude.
I seems to remember a post from Nina saying that she likes nerds.

If that is the case, then I am a nerd and proud of it :winkwink:

Thrawn$ 09-16-2002 07:39 AM

I think there is a alien base in the moon so it s not a real moon so there is 0 moon :):winkwink: :winkwink:

Juge 09-16-2002 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marty
So my comment wasn't that far off then.

When you post a question like that you'll need to understand that some of us will take it to the enth degree and some of us won't.

For that reason alone a question of this magnitude will never receive the full attention it deserves because quite frankly, we are not your local nerd club on summer break just awaiting a question to challenge and stimulate our aptitude.

Huh? I asked how many natural moons the earth has.

For all the 'nerds' (nothing wrong with being one) who read into this further: Moon is defined. Earth is defined. Natural Moon is defined. Obviously, I am speaking about the present, not 1,000,000,000 years ago, so even the time frame is defined sufficiently. There is nothing more I needed to define.

HQ 09-16-2002 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
I seems to remember a post from Nina saying that she likes nerds.

If that is the case, then I am a nerd and proud of it :winkwink:

Who's Nina?

Zebra 09-16-2002 07:54 AM

yeah, saw the article somewhere the other day about the Saturn V rocket booster that scientists had thought was a new satellite.. Is that what Newton here is talking about?

x3guide 09-16-2002 07:54 AM

Thrawn's right about the alien base. This is why noone's been up there for a while now, they were warned off back in '69 and finally got the message.. Here ya go:

UFO's Confirmed

All true.

Juge 09-16-2002 07:58 AM

defintion:
Moon: A natural satellite revolving around a planet.

Juge 09-16-2002 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
yeah, saw the article somewhere the other day about the Saturn V rocket booster that scientists had thought was a new satellite.. Is that what Newton here is talking about?
Close, but no cigar. :)

TarPy 09-16-2002 08:09 AM

This thread is GAY but I voted anyways.

mika 09-16-2002 08:32 AM

I bet this gay thread dies soon if you don't give your "answer".

Earth has one moon.

I guess there are all kind of theories:
THE moon is actually slowly moving away from the Earth - eventually this could cause it to break free from Earth's gravity -> we have 0 permanent moons
On the other hand -> thousands of satellites do orbit earth. Are they permanent? yes, some are as permanent as the moon. Are they as big? No. But define big ENOUGH.

Fletch XXX 09-16-2002 08:34 AM

Nothing in motion is permanent.

Anything in orbit, is not permanent.

Intertia and gravity will always be stronger than dirt.

HQ 09-16-2002 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika
THE moon is actually slowly moving away from the Earth - eventually this could cause it to break free from Earth's gravity -> we have 0 permanent moons

On the other hand -> thousands of satellites do orbit earth. Are they permanent? yes, some are as permanent as the moon. Are they as big? No. But define big ENOUGH.

The first is still a moon, doesn't matter if it is slowly moving away.

The second (satellites) are not moons if they are man made and/or too small. Not sure how big it has to be to be a moon, but it's probably something like a few miles in diameter.

Friday 09-16-2002 08:44 AM

I voted 2 because I think I heard not a while ago they discovered another tiny moon.

But

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS UNNATURAL...

So there are thousands of moons...

ZoiNk 09-16-2002 08:52 AM

I voted one, there is "the moon", and there is an asteroid that we picked up that is orbiting us. There is no guarentee that it will continue to orbit us forever, so it is not a perminant moon. It may stay there for 1000 years, 5000 years, or forever. There are no guarentees.
ZoiNk

Krome 09-16-2002 11:28 AM

I think this thread has to be one of the more interesting ones. I am going to play safe and go with the answer that 99% of the population would give that there is one moon.

I presume that this is the wrong answer hence why this thread has been created.

bawdy 09-16-2002 01:04 PM

Earth has 6 billion and 1 moons

Sly_RJ 09-16-2002 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by marty
Time to read another one of your brothers study guides or are you ready to discuss the reasons why 1 + 1 doesn't always equals 2 :1orglaugh
Sophomore year in high school, Algebra 2, our hot shot student teacher proved exactly that to us. Don't remember how. Didn't care then, don't care now.

B40 09-16-2002 01:12 PM

Seriously? None. It's a conspiracy.

Juge 09-16-2002 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika
Earth has one moon.

I guess there are all kind of theories:
THE moon is actually slowly moving away from the Earth - eventually this could cause it to break free from Earth's gravity -> we have 0 permanent moons

The moon is slowing moving away, but slowing down. It will eventually stop. This is because the moon is slowing the rotation of the earth from tidal forces, as the earth successfully occomplished on the moon. It has a tidal lock on the moon - the forces of gravity on the near side are greater than the forces of gravity on the far side. The process of this lost energy of rotation is translated into distance of angular momentum. When the rotation slows and stops, so will the increased radius of the moon's orbit. The only way we'd lose the moon is if it moved far enough away that another planet grabbed it away... it can never escape earth's gravity any other way. Even if there was an explosion on the moon, like in some movies, we wouldnt lose the moon unless it accelerated at escape velocity (11 km/sec), or unless it got far enough away that another planet's gravity was stronger than earth's and took it away.

Besides, it wasnt meant as a trick question - the moon is there, it's real, it's at least 1 moon, so i shouldnt have put the option of '0 moons' - my apologies. it must have made people think it wasnt serious, so that was dumb.

Quote:

Originally posted by mika
On the other hand -> thousands of satellites do orbit earth. Are they permanent? yes, some are as permanent as the moon. Are they as big? No. But define big ENOUGH.
Definition:
moon (mn)
n.
A natural satellite revolving around a planet.

mika 09-16-2002 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Juge


Definition:
moon (mn)
n.
A natural satellite revolving around a planet.

Define satellite then

(n.
Astronomy. A celestial body that orbits a planet; a moon. ?)

Common sense says to me that a satellite has to be large enough to be considered a moon

Juge 09-16-2002 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Nothing in motion is permanent.

Anything in orbit, is not permanent.

Intertia and gravity will always be stronger than dirt.

I knew I shouldnt have added the word permanent. Someone asked that, so I changed the post to say permenant. :(

All I meant was a current, naturally occuring satellite. That's the definition of a moon.

Juge 09-16-2002 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Friday
I voted 2 because I think I heard not a while ago they discovered another tiny moon.

But

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS UNNATURAL...

So there are thousands of moons...

An unnatural moon is a man-made satellite.

Juge 09-16-2002 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZoiNk
I voted one, there is "the moon", and there is an asteroid that we picked up that is orbiting us. There is no guarentee that it will continue to orbit us forever, so it is not a perminant moon. It may stay there for 1000 years, 5000 years, or forever. There are no guarentees.
ZoiNk

Again, I shouldn't have said permanent. Some people think it means over 5,000 years, some people think it means over 1 billion, and some even more than that.

But, the second asteriod you mention is the earth's second moon, called Cruithne:

http://www.google.com/search?q=Cruit...=Google+Search

Juge 09-16-2002 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome
I think this thread has to be one of the more interesting ones. I am going to play safe and go with the answer that 99% of the population would give that there is one moon.

I presume that this is the wrong answer hence why this thread has been created.

Thank you... I only started it because I knew it would be interesting, and that 99% of the people were unaware of Earth's second moon:

http://www.google.com/search?q=Cruithne

(i was TRYING to get the URL straight to the page, but it wont post properly... why?? the board is changing the url to blahblahblahblah)

There is another satellite orbitting earth right now that they just found, but think it's just a piece of space junk. If confirmed that it's not (unlikely), then it will be the 3rd moon.

traffictrader 09-16-2002 01:42 PM

This also reminds me of a thing I heard awhile ago about a planet far, far behind Pluto. Then it turned out to be something else caught in the gravational field of the sun. Space is crazy like that.

mika 09-16-2002 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Juge


Thank you... I only started it because I knew it would be interesting, and that 99% of the people were unaware of Earth's second moon:


Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it orbiting the SUN just like earth does. I mean it's an asteroid which is using the same orbit than Earth. It's not orbiting Earth

SleazyDream 09-16-2002 01:43 PM

I just don't wana see anything brown comming at me from the moon

Friday 09-16-2002 01:53 PM

Quote:

An unnatural moon is a man-made satellite.
Not true.


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