FUCK! My publicist wants me to do Montel!
 

I am booked to go to Oakland tonight at 7 land in OAK at 8:05
I have a big lunch meeting tomorrow in SF at noon

My publicist tells me Montel wants me to fly to NYC for a Thursday taping to promote my DVD American Cannibal which means I have to jump a flight to NYC from Oakland and they won't pay for 1st class...

I have a party I have to be at Thursday night in LA and a hot girl from Christmas past coming in town and staying with me Friday through Sunday-

How do I do this???

Should I have Juicy make my rider for me?
Do I NOT DO MONTEL?

Does anyone even watch Montel anymore?

What should I do?

HELP!

would you shut your stupid jew ass up about your stupid fucking dvd?

you have a stick with your name on it so far up your ass it is annoying.

seriously you are an ugly douchebag who no one gives a fuck, your movie looks fucking stupid and no one wants to buy or rent it. you couldnt pay me to watch it.

get your ass HERE it took me ages to get you on Montel!!!

Do you pimp this flick anywhere other than GFY?

Montel is probably not a bad place for you to be. At least you will get some exposure.

unreal.

everything you just said is a coimplete and utter lie.
the only thing thats true i that you posted it.

you are sucha fuckup.

leave our industry pleae KB? i will pay you 5k to neve rpost here again. ever.

I will agree with you that I am an ugly douchebag with a stick up my ass
However-

What's with the Stupid Jew comment?

Are you that uneducated seriously?

lol, look at his threads and posts....yes he is!

he's still on the air?

do montel, miss the party or show up a little late and tired

what is the deal? did i say "i hate jews" NO i have nothing against jewish people.

dont be such a baby and stop trying to pretend you are so politically correct when you are obviously not.

someone should just kill KB and put him out of his misery.

when you come on here bragging that u re going on some dumbasses crappy tlak show with a bunch of fat women that watch it, which you arent even going on in the ffirst palce.. this just tells me that you live in a fantasy world and are totally delusional about the fact that anyone cares about you.

go away KB. please.

blah blah blah you are a douchebag.

you hating bitch...thats why i an never be your lover boyalley
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

YOU called me a Stupid Jew

But you have nothing against Jewish people?

You are really an uneducated person with a narrow mind.
I will bet you $10,000 you would never have the balls to say that to my face-

and I'll tell you what...come to a tradeshow and I'll give you that opportunity

I guess I am so delusonal that I actually believe I was on Dr. Phil, 20/20 Star Jones, and about 100 other shows...

Maybe I am even more delusional to believe that others saw me on those shows-


HATERS....YOU CAN COME OUT AND PLAY
Pimdog is a fag named Trey...
Oh and there is one more thing I need to say,
KB is here and not going away.

:321GFY

Maybe I am delusional, but am I poet as well as a renaissance man?
:1orglaugh

What's the deal with Montel? Someone told me a few years ago he was dying of cancer? Guess not...

I'll call ya a stupid jew to your face for $10k :thumbsup

Google results for Kevin Blatt

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...&q=kevin+blatt



Now for some real FUN....

Google results for Trey Hickey

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=trey+hickey

OH look at what comes up for your name.

AHAHAHAHAHA

i called YOU a stupid jew not all jewish people stupid, big difference even your tiny brain can figure that out.

$10k? you wouldnt keep your bet in the firstplace, you are a leech i do not trust you, you think i am that desperate for money that i would actually be in the same room with a sleazeball like yourself?

i dont like to associate myself with greasy webmasters no matter what the price.

Congrats on your movie KB and congrats on getting to go on Montel, but I have hated Montel every since that whoopi and Ted Dansen incident.. He just thinks he is too cool sometimes when he really is a nobody...

Anyways, hit me up KB, we both live in L.A. Let's get a group of people together and go out...

That's pretty funny....

No shit KB.

One thing to call you stupid - but some ppl just have to be ignorant and gotta include "jew" in there bs...

Dad always said when we were growing up and young if someone calls you stupid or dumb - just ignore them or show them how smart you really are.

Next day comes - Dad he called me stupid and I just blew it off - no biggie but then he called me a stupid jew and a stupid "kixx"

Dad said to punch him in his mouth and he will never use those racist words against you again....

Done deal.
I would also like to introduce you and Dave to my contact at TMZ
Let's do it when I am back in town next week sometime.

PS I am not a webmaster Meta Douchebag

I don't know a lick of HTML

I am a PIMP

Professional

Internet

Marketing

Person

you want to come punch me in the mouth? fly into calgary you sound like a tough guy.

my dad also taught me mind your own business when it doesnt concern you.

montel is so sensiteeeave:costumed87

Gary don't waste your time, he will fill you full of bullshit, false hopes and lies about his massive Rolodex and how he can help grow your business. Then he will just take you for as much $ as possible and bolt. He's done it for years, grade A clear scammer and liar. Steer clear!

Don't encourage, meng... hell... I don't think I've ever said the phrase "stupid jew" in my life, but I'd call ya one for 10 g's, yo... even if it'd mean taking a punch... which I'm sure it wouldn't, because you're too full of love for your fellow man, KB. :thumbsup

At any rate... do it all. Be late to the party, if need be.... sounds like you'll have the weekend to rest and recover... "sorry, I'm late, babe - but I had to appear on a network talk-show, and I'm all yours now" is a line that works, I'm sure. :pimp

Todd,

You must be my brother from another mother.

My dad told me the same thing-
"The next time someone calls you a dirty Jew, pop them in the mouth and they'll never say it again"

You can ask a guy by the name of Steve Govanello from my high school what happened when he called me a Stupid Jew during an assembly my senior year-

As D$ as well...

I picked up a cafeteria chair bashed him over his head and punched his lights out.

His lip was hanging off his face and he needed about 8 stitches-
I got suspended for three days- my dad came to pick me up from school

He gave me a high five, told me he was proud of me, then took me to lunch.

:)

look who it is it is captain ass kissing to the rescue as usual.

dont you guys get sick of being total pushovers? man up for once.

Look idiot I never needed a weapon in a bar fight and I sure never need to use racial slurs when talking shit to someone..

Bringing up religion or race when name calling is ignorant...

I know you would never say shit like that to me in my face - if you did or anyone did that wasn't a friend or making a stupid joke - you wouldn't sure forget that day anytime soon.... :2 cents:

You have a publicist? I thought you were a publicist?
WG

Man I love getting people's panties in a bunch with all my self promotion-
It actually makes me laugh...

Mike from Sexentertain and I had this conversation just the other night...

Meta Man- you should apologize to every Jew on this board.

Period.

I see you added to your post..

As a jew it is my business when I see and hear ignorant ppl like you who have to use religion or race to jab someone...

I do PR for the adult industry

I have a publicist for my mainstream career.

However, she is the best contact I have for getting my clients more exposure in the mainstream world sometimes, and I pay her for her work for me on some occasions.

wow tough guy i am so scared of you and KB,

like i said above mind your own fucking business. i guess your dad forgot to teach you that?

you are the type of guy to get in the middle of a bar fight because you are trying to be a hero and get your ass whooped.

I think you got the wrong guy, kiddo.

Yea, he's a liar.