teach me some cool sounding impressive words to add to my vocabulary
 

I'de like to expand my vocabulary, and sound like a 52 year old yale professor. Teach me some cool words to say, and what they mean of course. This is a thread for the higher educated folks among us. Retards need not post. :thumbsup

Dam! That leaves me out. :(

um ...

Here's one big one you've never heard before...


Clickmysigdamnit!

fallacious

Thesaurus.






:glugglug

"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ," a special form of silicosis caused by ultra-microscopic particles of siliceous volcanic dust



I use it daily:)

flabbergasted

"Perhaps" is a great word. "Ideally" is also good. "Respectively" - these aren't big words but a lot of people "neglect" to use them in "routine" conversations. "however" they can make "one" sound "impeccably" intelligent. :\ i tried.

Syntagma:
Means s sequence of linguistic units in a syntagmatic relationship to one another.

It´s hard to find a sentence where you can use it, but it´s a word my old professor liked it very much!

"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis es"

The plural of the above :thumbsup

"Nedder"

A verb meaning to violently fingerbang ones own anus.

IRAPUSATINKAATSEMPOKITASANOIGAVETAPAAKEMPAROROKARI TY
It means: They will probably really go head over heels into the water when they arrive but not stay that way.

SMILES is supposed to be the longest word.

Because there's a MILE between the two Ss.

godverdomme

Now, now... That's not very nice...

I was watching UK TV the other week, and they had one of those garden makeover shows on. The guy was using an infra red level, and referred to it as "diabolically cunning."

I just about pissed myself laughing.

hey, i got a question for the french speakers:

there's this saying i heard a while back that loosely translates to "in memory of the stairs".

it refers to that brilliant thing you finally thought to say at the bottom of the stairs AFTER your lover has thrown you out. any French speakers know this phrase?

Irregardless.

Go check out www.dictionary.com and go to the Word of the Day Archives... Look through those - some pretty nice words...

Cheers,
Matt

Money, Dollar, Bling, Loot, Stash, G, Grand....these aren't too
hard but hell do they impress....even chicks understand them.


DynaMite

International words that go down well...:
Ferarri, Lamborghini, Porsche, Ducatti, Bentley....try them
They really work!

DynaMite :thumbsup

edit: I can't type

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/p...A_Z/page_a.htm has more useful words than you can shake a very large stick at.

sphincter

It's Ferrari

Sanguinary.

:BangBang:

this is one of my favorite words...
sesquipedality = using long words

SESQUIPEDALIANISM - is the use of long words

Gay. I'm pretty it means "this thread."

As in: This thread is gay.

Aaaaww you beat me to it! I've always prided myself on my sesquidepdalianism...

How about "Superfluous?"

And here's a question, why does "Monosyballic" have so many fucking syallables?

supercalafragalistexpi..........bah

But seriously, if you want to increase your vocab, track down an audio set called 'Verbal Advantage'. Can probably find it on Kazza or something like that for 'Trial Purposes'.

:)

-D

Supergroovalisticprosifunkstacation :1orglaugh

Too much jibba jabba foo !!

It was a joke you dummy!

it wasn't directed at your - it was a suggestion for MetaformX :1orglaugh

Oh my bad, (lick), next time quote dude...

I am sorry. Next time i will quote.

Thanks Luv

how about

antidisestablishmentarianism