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spunkmaster 09-17-2007 11:35 PM

If You Were having a Custom House Built
 
What would you have added if money doesn't matter ?

I got oversized 6 car garage with 8'X8' doors
Screen room in back with rock patio etc....
Extra hose hook up all over the outside and in yard
Wired for cable and phone etc in every room

What do you wish you added to your house ?

tiger 09-17-2007 11:40 PM

Steamroom, outside kitchen by pool.

DBS.US 09-17-2007 11:42 PM

hidden safe room

After Shock Media 09-17-2007 11:42 PM

Not enough time nor space in one message to go into all of it.

_mC_ 09-17-2007 11:43 PM

Money no option?

Server room with dedicated A/C
T3
Hidden underground smoking room with viewing window into pool. (underwater)
Gigantic 30 sprayer shower

spunkmaster 09-17-2007 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger (Post 13103139)
Steamroom, outside kitchen by pool.

Shit I forgot the steam room :)

I got the kitchen on the patio !


Keep em comming !

american pervert 09-17-2007 11:51 PM

midget rodeo

spunkmaster 09-17-2007 11:55 PM

Insulated and heated garage with built in shelves and in the ground outlets ?

baddog 09-18-2007 12:01 AM

escape pod

davidd 09-18-2007 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmaster (Post 13103123)
What would you have added if money doesn't matter ?

I got oversized 6 car garage with 8'X8' doors
Screen room in back with rock patio etc....
Extra hose hook up all over the outside and in yard
Wired for cable and phone etc in every room

What do you wish you added to your house ?

How big is the lot you are building on (1acre, 5 acre, 10 acre)?
What state are you building in? (basements?)

You need to watch out on the 6 car garage. You do not want a Garage-Mahal.... meaning all 6 bays facing the street. I would also eliminate the 8x8 doors and go with 16' or 20' doors. 8' doors suck and take a large garage and make it feel tiny because you have the space between the doors preventing you from parking sideways (if you want to). I would also consider putting 3 bays on one side of the house and 3 bays on the other side (side entry garages) of the house with each garage having its own hallway in the house. I did this and I would not build a house any other way. If you do it this way you do not have a bunch of garage doors facing the road and because the garages are side entry it makes the house look that much bigger from the road.

I would also consider...

1. The tallest ceilings you can afford. I put 22' ceilings in the main areas of my house and 14' on all other areas. I wish I went bigger.

2. Tallest doors your ceilings can handle. Toss out all 6'8" doors and use at least 8' doors on the entry and 10' or larger on your sliders.

I could go on forever...

spunkmaster 09-18-2007 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidd (Post 13103240)
How big is the lot you are building on (1acre, 5 acre, 10 acre)?
What state are you building in? (basements?)

You need to watch out on the 6 car garage. You do not want a Garage-Mahal.... meaning all 6 bays facing the street. I would also eliminate the 8x8 doors and go with 16' or 20' doors. 8' doors suck and take a large garage and make it feel tiny because you have the space between the doors preventing you from parking sideways (if you want to). I would also consider putting 3 bays on one side of the house and 3 bays on the other side (side entry garages) of the house with each garage having its own hallway in the house. I did this and I would not build a house any other way. If you do it this way you do not have a bunch of garage doors facing the road and because the garages are side entry it makes the house look that much bigger from the road.

I would also consider...

1. The tallest ceilings you can afford. I put 22' ceilings in the main areas of my house and 14' on all other areas. I wish I went bigger.

2. Tallest doors your ceilings can handle. Toss out all 6'8" doors and use at least 8' doors on the entry and 10' or larger on your sliders.

I could go on forever...



Thanks - go on forever because this is good info :)

spunkmaster 09-18-2007 09:42 PM

Come on there's more ?

ProducerCashDave 09-18-2007 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 13103175)
midget rodeo

I Lol'd :1orglaugh

Midgets are just funny

tony286 09-18-2007 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _mC_ (Post 13103148)
Money no option?

Server room with dedicated A/C
T3
Hidden underground smoking room with viewing window into pool. (underwater)
Gigantic 30 sprayer shower

man great stuff :)

Extreme John 09-18-2007 09:52 PM

8 Car Garage
Fiberoptics & Subs under my pool
Sound proofing in every room
More closets
Floor outlets in my office
A/C the Garage (I live in Florida it's too fucking hot in there)

Some things I already did that I would recommend:
Subs in all the main entertainment area's
In ceiling speakers throughout the house
3 Tv's in the main TV & theatre Room
Pre-Wire the entire house with Cat 5 for all A/V, Phone, Etc.
A/V Closet with HDMI to every room
Heat and Cool the pool

dready 09-18-2007 10:03 PM

Floor to ceiling glass
Passive solar design
Active solar hot water and heating
Solar and wind power
Grey water management
20+ scenic acres with at least half wooded

p1mpdogg 09-18-2007 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 13103142)
hidden safe room

bingo.

my next house is going to be custom built to my specs and that is something i am having added.

for valuables, and a place to hide when the cops come knocking.

I will also have:

8 car garage
pool w/ cave & waterfall hot tub
big ass yard for the doggies
my own art gallery
media room
wet bar
wine cellar
huge master bath with a huge walk in shower with no doors, we are talking 10' x 15'
waterfall in the house, but not free falling, more like water running down some rocks for a nice sound and ambient lighting
flat screens in every room
central sound system that runs throughout tehouse and outside
BBQ area with tv
putting green and a sand trap to practice my chipping and flop shots
game room w/ couple arcade games, bowling, pool table, wet bar, that bad ass golf game where you really hit the ball with real clubs into a screen that has real golf ccourse holes ( you get the idea, this game rocks)
off grid solar/wind system for free power and backup system connected to the grid
2 walk in closets with plenty of room that every piece of clothing can be spaced 3" apart and no set of shoes toucch eachother

anyone like my ideas?

WiredGuy 09-18-2007 10:44 PM

Private landing strip
Tennis court
WG

DaddyHalbucks 09-18-2007 10:47 PM

Generator
Hidden gun safe
Tons of heated towel racks in the bathrooms
Towel closet in the bathrooms
State of the art alarm system with multiple cameras and remote data storage
Backup communications systems such as cellular and satellite
Lap pool
Inground hot tub for 6 people minimum
Tennis court
Super insulated roof with solar radiation barrier

Chio 09-18-2007 10:47 PM

30000kw solar array.

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-18-2007 10:48 PM

You have to have a 1/4 mile drag strip in the backyard. It's a must!

AGS-17 09-18-2007 10:50 PM

hidden safe room

p1mpdogg 09-18-2007 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 13108366)
You have to have a 1/4 mile drag strip in the backyard. It's a must!

your neighbors would love you

LOL

i forgot to add in heated floors with marble or travertine

p1mpdogg 09-18-2007 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio (Post 13108364)
30000kw solar array.

are you planning on nuking a country?

wtf you need 30k/kw for?
that couldd power 6-8 houses

Chio 09-18-2007 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 13108376)
are you planning on nuking a country?

wtf you need 30k/kw for?
that couldd power 6-8 houses

Yes. I'm planning on collecting the solar energy into a high powered reflector beam so I can blow up Chinese spy satellites.

PS hi.

Fap 09-18-2007 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13103197)
escape pod

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

martinsc 09-18-2007 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _mC_ (Post 13103148)
Hidden underground smoking room with viewing window into pool. (underwater)

that sounds cool :thumbsup

p1mpdogg 09-18-2007 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio (Post 13108406)
Yes. I'm planning on collecting the solar energy into a high powered reflector beam so I can blow up Chinese spy satellites.

PS hi.

ummm hi..?..?

you mentioned you knew me from ST chat, who you be?

spunkmaster 09-18-2007 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 13108373)
your neighbors would love you

LOL

i forgot to add in heated floors with marble or travertine



Nice I'll add this one plus heated drive way and walks!

p1mpdogg 09-18-2007 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmaster (Post 13108428)
Nice I'll add this one plus heated drive way and walks!

you are going to heat yor driveway? umm, ok....


a heated garage is always nice if you live up north and the winters are bitter cold....

nothing worse than getting tono a freezing car in the morning and it takes forever to get the heat going

dav3 09-18-2007 11:12 PM

You aren't a real pimp unless you have a personal space elevator!

p1mpdogg 09-18-2007 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 13108440)
You aren't a real pimp unless you have a personal space elevator!

how could i forget the railing chair lift that goes up my half circle staircase to the 2nd floor

spunkmaster 09-18-2007 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 13108432)
you are going to heat yor driveway? umm, ok....


I'm only two hours from Canada so ice and snow is a bitch for about three months every winter !

I've done the backwords swan dive in my driveway several times.

dav3 09-18-2007 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 13108450)
how could i forget the railing chair lift that goes up my half circle staircase to the 2nd floor

http://www.enterprisemission.com/ima...ructural_d.jpg

p1mpdogg 09-18-2007 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmaster (Post 13108471)
I'm only two hours from Canada so ice and snow is a bitch for about three months every winter !

I've done the backwords swan dive in my driveway several times.

ahh i get it, i lived in NH for 5 years i remember those days of shoveling the drive way and side walk....

do they make systems strong enough to thaw ice out doors in that kind of weather?

spunkmaster 09-18-2007 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 13108541)
ahh i get it, i lived in NH for 5 years i remember those days of shoveling the drive way and side walk....

do they make systems strong enough to thaw ice out doors in that kind of weather?


They make it but I don't know the costs ?

My list has over 60 items now and I'll add what my budget allows. I'm
starting outside then working in.

Kevin Marx 09-18-2007 11:53 PM

don't go with a lap pool.. takes up too much space. Get an Endless Pool. Best workout around

p1mpdogg 09-18-2007 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmaster (Post 13108564)
They make it but I don't know the costs ?

My list has over 60 items now and I'll add what my budget allows. I'm
starting outside then working in.

60 items? if you were a baller like RogerV, you would have 61 items.

if you cant pay to play, then you need to sit this one out!

$5 submissions 09-18-2007 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 13108490)

Hahahah that's awesome!

spunkmaster 09-19-2007 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 13108578)
60 items? if you were a baller like RogerV, you would have 61 items.

if you cant pay to play, then you need to sit this one out!


The $80,000 upgrade package from the custom builder already has three pages of shit listed so I'm not counting these plus 60K in landscaping etc..


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