my Trip to the Dominican republic last week... Trip Report
 

aiight let me get started

get off the plane in santo domingo and and stop at the in airport currency exchange to convert a small fortune into dominican pesos and notivc that the security gaurds are packin sawed off shotguns ( hand sawed hood style ) instead of pistols.. made a note to not make any sudden moves

walk outside and right away realize that being an american causes a lotta attention as hustla after cab driver after hustla step to me tryna seel or convince us of somethin

like I said before I aint the all inclusive kinda cat so I didnt book my room in advance... I wanted to wing it and see whats up and ask the locals once I got there. One hustler / bootleg cabbie seem to know what time it is so we told him take us where most tourist dont go.....


.....after driving and kicking the shi? for about 30 mins we get to Boca Chica :) ... they should change the name of this city to mucho chica


Dime piece after dime piece after dime piece after 25 piece after 50 piece after 20 piece all waving and starin ya boy down like a *Brother* was a foriegn king... after driving around for about another hour looking for a hotel that was close enouth to the real people but not in the middle of the hood... I settled on hotel hamilton in boca chica drops the bag ( I only took one bag) and hit the strip

at first look im in the hood .... dirt bikes hooked up like motorcycles all over the place girls, pushers and police its about 12 PM and there are aprox 800 people walking around in the 2 block area every two minutes a cat would ride up on a bike and say "Americano hjgvkjhjkhfvs mngjhgky" this tranlates to american get on I take you to see some girls"

thesse cats are known as moto conchos ( taxis / hustlas on bikes and my reasearch already had me up on game so I wasnt fallin for the the offers.... at least not yet........

people everywhere and at this point we are the only tourist in the area...

after walking about two blocks and realizing that everybody and their kid brother was packin .45's we decided to walk back toward the hotel and try to find some food / drink there is an outdoor bar on the walk back so we sat down for a quick drink and peep the scenery

3 brugal's later im on a fµ©kin moto concho heading who the fµck knows doing about 70 in a foreign country with no helmet and drunk as fµck

..... I thought to myself ... Drae you are a goddam fool homey. The homey manny ( lovo on THH ) was on the bike in front of me and damn near got killed when the cat drivin it hit a 2 foot pothole

... so we get to this club called pacos shits like the old sugar shack but 5% of the size broards all over and enough presidente and brugal to get a large army fucked up... this is where I learned my first spanish word "yellow" means ice

where is part 3? any pics?

should i continue?

aiight so I go into pacos and somebody told them ahead of time that Americans were coming .. man the chicks lined up like we were missionarys bringin food and news that the war was about to end

---- let me pause to make an oberservation ---- dominican women are the most beautiful women on earth---- end observation

so we in there having a ball bouncin around actin the dam fool like we do in the states and they lookin at our ass like we slap ass crazy hahahahahah the owner is the DJ and the door man and he put on this music called buchaca and this female that makes beyonce look like whoopi goldberg walk up and grab my hand and start dancing and smiling and talking softly in spanish... I have no clue what the hell she was saying but it sounded good so I start tryna do the buchacha dance ( think merengae with soul )

she hold me close like her life depended on it and im trippin cause truth be told.... I would not even be able to open the door for this girl in the states... thats how fine she was my boy lovo translated to me that she wanted to go with me and im thinking this shi? cant be for real 1st day and already a goddess looking chick wants to go with me... dammit man

I told her to give me her number because I still hadnt fully fell into the vibe of the country... here is where I learned my second word " telephono" = telephone

we told the cats who drove us there on the bikes that we was ready to leave. The one cat wanted to hook me up with his cousin who lived in the hood and said we should ride over there and let him introduce her ( here is where I learned dominican game)

more later

lets go with the rest of the story....i was interested :pimp

haha sounds good, I've been to Punta Cana there and it sounds pretty much the same

now remember we on dirtbike like motorcycles and shi?.... so we get to this neighborhood where its obvious no one has AC and the dude driving me jump off and knock on this door this young chick round 17 opens and he said some shi? to her and she close the door back. when she come back she on the phone and talking to the moto concho cat at the same time ( the chick on the other end of the line was his cousin)

he was like we gotta go get her from her friend house so im like cool fµck it we get there and as soon as I see this chick I almost started crying outloud because of how fine she was was... the biotch was so beautiful I swear I felt love at first site

she walked and I kissed her hand and started my usaul attempt to use hand signals to communicate what I was saying.... she spoke and in english said... you dont have to do that I understand you

her skin was like the dew on sweet honey and her smile was pretty enough to give a cowardly lion courage....this broard was amazing

She asked why wasnt I scared to come to where she was etc etc and how did I meet her cousin etc etc after 30 minutes she was on the bike with us heading back to hamilton hotel

3, 4 and even 5 people on 1 dirt bike is a common sight in the DR and since they dont seem to have a speed limit we got back to the hotel quick

its about 12 AM when we get to the hotel and motherfuckin people still everywhere people sellin shi? in the streets drinking and a party can start like a storm among any given random group of people standing around....it feels like every single chick on the island is looking at me and they all know my name .... mi americano


so yeah I cant lie fµck it... I took shorty upstairs and put magnum XL's to the ultimate test..... missionary - t-bone doggystyle space shuutle and hammer pound..... ya boy worked it out hahahhahahah the cat was the tightest I eva had in my life plus not to mention this was the most beautiul young woman I had ever seen or touched....i didnt last long


shes lying on my chest and staring at me then a tear rolled down her eye..............WTF????????????

Dirty D is a card carrying whore monger.
Funny when the hoes get all possesive :)

And down with the brown!

I have had some great Dominica girls in Costa Rica.
May have to visit soon!

Please continue...

too not easy,tooo hard

Que maricon!

....continued

she looked me right in the eye and said she really like me and that she couldnt go thru with it... she said her cousin wanted her to ask me for money but that since she started liking me that she didnt feel right about it....... ( in my mind im thinkin dont tell me this biotch a prostitute)

she went on to explain that she was in college and that the men in the DR suck and she didnt know a mans cock ( true story ) could get as big as mine is..... mi amor she said mi amor meaning ( my love or somethin close to it)

I told her I liked her too and said fuck her cousin I would deal with him later. I went to the halway balcony and looked down and yep here this fool was right in front of the hotel sittin on his bike waiting for her to come down.

I went back in the room and told her she can stay the night and that I would call her a cab tomorrow. I told her to wait in the room while I go talk to her cousin... the first thing that come out this guys mouth is .." can I have some pesos" I pulled 40 pesos out my pocket and handed it to his friend who was sittin next to him ( 40 pesos = roughly $1.10)

I went back upstairs

game reconize game and the more the night went on this chick was starting to look familar... but she was a dime and the pussy was tight enough to make a ufc fighter tap out


...so im like fuck it I dont mind playin the game wit this chick so I tap that ass few more times and now its bout 4AM she starts talkin about how she hungry so im like ok let go get some food me and her walk downstairs and to the left to the end of the block and I notice a party just gettin started and even more even finer broads like 25 pieces walking around smellin clean and lookin sexy and im walkin around with a 15 piece.... they like americano americano ..... im like like yeahhhhhhh biotch im americano whats up

the chick I was with started getting super clingy... wanting to hold my hand all up under me and shit pretty much how I might have been on her if we had been in the states... but man... I felt like a king here...

so we in the party and im dissing fuckin dime piece chicks left and right :):):pimp:pimp like its a line for me to diss them

im gone skip ahead a little here


so we back in the room this chick in love ( think usa visa) and im still paranoid about her cousin

so we go to bed and after sleeping with one eye open I realized that she wasnt gonna pull no stuff and that most likely she was just all over a me because I was from the sates and I was handing out pesos like free milk

Its 10AM and I awake forgeting where I am and what had happened the day before the first thing that hit my mind was who was this chick sleepin on my chest and while I laid there looking at the ceiling trying to gather my thoughts like a teen coming down off extasy . I remeber that im in the DR and that this chick a dime .... and that her cousin a shady dude on a dirtbike with no headlights

with no other option.... I tap that ass again

She wanted to cook me a big dominican dinner and let me meet the rest of her family etc etc so I told her ok but that I had to make a run and would be back later... I told her we would go to the movies and hangout etc etc and that I would spent the rest of my days in the DR fallin in love with her.....I then proceeded to pack my stuff and haul ass outta boca chica

next stop

jaun dolio and the plaza real hotel

I am seriously thinking about moving to the DR,,, but first I must monger all over the world :) I will be researching costa rica

Ya think?? :1orglaugh

your experience differs slightly from my times in the DR haha not so much of that going on at the all-inclusives in punta cana. sounds like a helluva time though.

And to think I have a house there..........:pimp I keep telling my friends Dominican Republic is the best kept secret of the Caribbean. You were in the capitol (La Capital) Santiago is were the REAL fun happens.

Not hating (well maybe a little envious haven't been there in a year)but I'm glad you had a great time :thumbsup

Son...I am proud of you.

post pics of you so i can get a better understanding

WTF are you talking about:helpme:helpme



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I had planned to rent a car but after hearing all the horror stories about driving in the DR I changed my mind and decided I would just cab it around the country. I had planned to spend most of my time in santo domingo but the previous day in boca chica went so fast I forgot all about santo domingo and took the cabbies advice when he told me to check out juan dolio. Driving along the the main highway road that goes east to west and connect santo domingo and boca chica and I think the other place was called san jose or san pedro you see nothing but ran down battered houses and beach all the way

upon ariving in juan dolio the cabbie stopped to holler at some cats on bikes and ask them where should we stay if we were looking to party away from the regular tourist and that we were street savvy enough to hold our own

.........the plaza real............

for 45 bucks a night I had a two room bungalow apartment with tile floors and a full kitchen ( mini fridge and hot plate) ceiling fans in each room with a view of the beach across the street.

I put my bag down picked my cigs and condoms up and headed out the door.

.............next : The Concept of Sankie and its effects on mongers like me visiting the DR as well as how me and the homie reversed sanki some chicks ... also club illusions , the street fest in san pedro ... the american from boston creepin and dominican ghetto + german tourist = a shank, brugal and cocaine = us stranded in the hood at 5 am about 30 minutes from our hotel ,,, almost watched a murder , club illusions, the casino, martel or some shi? like that andstreet fest day 2

all this and more coming soon lol

continues.............


.........the plaza real............

for 45 bucks a night I had a two room apartment with tile floors and a full kitchen ( mini fridge and hot plate) ceiling fans in each room with a view of the beach across the street.

I put my bag down picked my cigs and condoms up and headed out the door.



the plaza real is like an apartment complex / hotel / resort all built into place. with a poolside bar and a resturant in the back. I had decided mentally that we would only spend 1 day here and keep it movin back toward santo domingo

but..........

while I was down in the front lobby knocking down some work on the computer .... my friend was in the pool and had already started flirting with the chick who owned the poolside bar so when I walked out the hotel office all I heard was Draeeeeeee yo come jump in man the waters great... I look toward the pool and the he in that biotch chillin with two chicas one a short red bone and the other a honey brown..... theses were the chicks that owned / worked at the swim up pool bar.

up to this point its been moving constant since we got off the plane and truth be told I was somewhat tired...... then I saw her shake her ass... I ordered a presidente and started what would turn out to be the first of at least 30

we sat at the poolside bar and kicked it with these chicks and drank and listened to their music from around 1 PM until 9 PM these chicks seemed to be crazy about us so for the most part we just chilled out and fed off the attention ( this was like some reverse sex role type stuff where the man is the object of a bunch of chicks attention... amazin mane amazin)

at about 9:30 the broads was ready to close their bar down. they said they were gonna go home and change then come back and spend the night partying with us........so we waited

hhahahaha at 11:30 PM the hotel security told us that they had called and said they wasnt gonna be able to make it because of the rain and that they were real sorry etc etc and that they would make it up to us...

I wasnt nad because being stood up in the states can happen anytime plus it really was raining and they were riding 2 deep on a motor scooter

so now we think what the fuck we gone do..... in the DR there are two things that are for sale no matter what time of day or where you are.... taxi's and pussy

we walked out onto the strip that rides the shore all the way down ( imagine A1A in daytona with aprox 1/5 the hotels and shops, the first car that drive by we flag them down and tell them " mi americano" CHICAS?

we jump in the car with this guy and he starts tellin us about the diffrent spots all around the place he speaks of this club illusions that isnt far... he says the place is always packed with girls and that they will go crazy when the see americano....so lets go

lack of information can be misinformation in a foreign land where a man cannot understand the local dialect



we pull up in front of illusions and right away the first thing you notice is about 4 dime pieces sitting at the outside table chillin and hanging out 2 red bones and two carmel honies all with perfect skin beautiful long hair and roughly 18- 22 years old as we walked up they said hola and although I could have said hola back I said "hello" this shit set of a frenzy of chicas to gain my attention while by swarming around me and smiling and giving me that innocent take me away come hither or just plain fuck me look.... at this exact moment I felt like a king

im hangin at the bar having a brugal slowy fading into drunkedness when this female comes and stand in front of the other ones vying for my attention and hits me with a smile so beautiful I fucked up my boxers... TMI , I know but really thats how pretty she was. since she did not speak any english her friend had to translate for me... she said she liked me and that she was married but the relationship wasnt going to well and that she had a fetish for american men she had seen on TV but had never been with one...... I was thinking about what a shame it would be to not bless her with the pleasure, the more we talked the more the other chicks started to fall back as if to show her respect because it was obvious I was feeling this young chica... im buzzed, shorty all over me smelling like spring flowers and love and the music is mid level with a medium light in the place.....if a black man could ever be on cloud 9 then shit im guessin this is where I was


.........but wait......



body language is universal and thers something about the conversation her titties are having with my eyes that has me slightly on the defensive

then it hit me

this was a whore house

you should write a book, i'd buy it....

what happened next ?

Great read, keep posting please.

Pussyserver where is the rest? I ain't got all night!

...........continued


Now that the situation was clear I decided to play the game like I was in the states and show these people why they say you cant play a playa, the girl was really digging me ( for real ) and had this been chicago or vegas that pimp's stable would have been -1 in strength. I feeling this chick up all kinda ways and tryna figure out how the hell a chick so beautiful working in a whore house..... or shit im thinking this cant be a whore house all the dames are dimes.... so whats the fuckin deal

I decided to test my instinct and looked right at the DJ and said how much... I was more interested in his facial exspression then his words because this would tell me more of what was reall going on

he paused and said " no caprendae" but his facial expression told me he was full of shit and was playing the role for profit.... no conprendae with his facial expression confirmed to me that hell yeah this was a whore house and that this chick I was holding on to like she was the last supper was a island prostitute. A Prostitute that looked better then any chick I had ever seen back home..........

qaunto? in spanish this means how much


1500 pesos later we arrive back at the plaza real and im in anguish because I was kinda feelin like a trick paying 1500 pesos for this broad to spend the night with me I kept tellin myself I didnt do it to have sex with her because that would be trickin ... but instead I did it to save her from the evil club owner / pimp motherfuckers who counted my pesos and laughed as I walked her out the door. When she looked at me her eyes had a quiet shy way of saying thank you pussyserver thank you with all my soul... but I know we could never be

Truth be told, I am the kinda guy who dont care what anybody think about me so I have to be honest here..... she was so beautiful that in the states she would have had a boy alley do backflips off parked cars and eat raw squid out of her hands

As we walked up to my room im still thinking to myself " does this make me a trick?" and how the hell could this chick be a prostitute? im tellin you she nor any of the girls in that place looked anything close to a prostitute, they look like a group of prep broads walking thru an upscale mall

We sat on the bed and She gave me her story of hardship and told me her husband had forced her to work at illusions the previos week. she didnt have any kids and had just had her sida ( aids) test come back negative.... I dont play with my cock so regardless of what kinda test she had come back... I reached for the magnums

the light..... ( to be continued )

..........

What's a dime?

i think i have to hit up the AAA when i get back from Moscow...completely different kind of trip ; )

plz continue

i think i have to hit up the AAA when i get back from Moscow...completely different kind of trip ; )

plz continue

i think i have to hit up the AAA when i get back from Moscow...completely different kind of trip ; )

plz continue

If you were an avid reader of books or any form of artistic literature you would immediately recognize that I wrote this account of my trip to the Dominican republic in this style of urban American dialect on purpose?.. Please read some of my other post and or stories before you make uneducated judgments? to my writing style. My expression is your entertainment? please enjoy it

the light dripping from my caribbean moon intoxicated the brugal I had already consumed and the mixture was having an effect on me

so yeah..... at this point I pretty much accepted the fact that I was pretty much tricking but it had been a long day and night and life just never stopped moving

....so I was content with my purchase and was going to take full advantage of her situation.....except

her innocent look and the way she clung to me as if for protection fucked my head up and some kinda way made me feel responsible for her

I put the condoms in the drawer and we sat up all night laughing and her trying to teach me spanish with me trying to teach her english and flipping the TV back and forth from BET to some spanish station trying to learn from each other..... at that moment ....I thought ..I may marry her someday

The next day she didnt want to leave. she wanted me to teach her some math but I didnt want to be bogged down the whole day with her plus I knew the chicks from the poolside bar would be around soon and I figure they owe me for standing us up last night... so I called her a taxi and she went home around 1PM or so the next day.......who knew we would meet again

bumpfor more!

I'm glad that you had a blast! I'm so tempted to visit Dominican Republic for my next vacation, since your account is completely different from my experiences at an all-inclusive resort at Cuba. I always go to the wrong places. :(