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Juicy D. Links 08-23-2007 02:29 AM

If your daughter or son told you "I Am Becoming A PornStar" What would you do?
 
If your daughter said i want to do gangbangs or son said i want balls across my nose what would you do????


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Humpy Leftnut 08-23-2007 02:30 AM

I'd extort them for half.

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Jman 08-23-2007 02:31 AM

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Juicy D. Links 08-23-2007 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12975513)
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Sarah_Jayne 08-23-2007 03:38 AM

Part of me would hope they would pick a more academic path in life but if they were determined I would hope to use my knowledge of the industry to get them in with good people.

RayBonga 08-23-2007 03:42 AM

Get a contract to be her manager for a straight 50&#37; of all earnings fee. :pimp

fallenmuffin 08-23-2007 03:50 AM

"Well, that is indeed an interesting profession you've chosen for yourself. I'm glad you're having fun and experimenting with your sexuality. However, you're setting your sights a little high dontcha think? I mean porn star, really? That's at least three years of competing with the hottest girls in a nationwide radius. If you do make the short list it's a few years being a fluffier and random parties with drugs that will most likely destroy your perfect little body while having countless anonymous sex with guys you'd never even give a second look at in a bar/club. Then finally, when one of the 50-somethings actually remembers your name. You might be a nameless whore in some non-production value web-exclusive film. Why waste all that time and effort when you could just come work for me. :)"

Something like that I imagine....

headless ghost 08-23-2007 03:57 AM

sucking dick for a living will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
sores too.

V_RocKs 08-23-2007 04:17 AM

I wouldn't worry because no one would (successfully) work with her (with a bullet in their head).

voa 08-23-2007 04:19 AM

I will tell that must be thinking again for her/his choice and tell her/his all bad thing about geting a porn star.

V_RocKs 08-23-2007 04:20 AM

I basically laid out sort-of kind-of what I do with my kids. They don't know WHAT I actually do... They just know Gene Simmons and I have a lot in common when it comes to 'sex sells'...

I basically taught my daughters that the girls in porn get paid about $300 to $1000 per shoot depending on who they are. The majority get paid the smaller amount. Make that 95&#37; majority.

The guys selling the shoot make much more and so do the guys selling the content via a website or other distribution medium. In fact those guys become millionaires...

So it is more likely that my daughter will be behind the camera than in front of it.

The Duck 08-23-2007 04:25 AM

I would show them the flow of money and where the different streams arrive in the porn business and then they could pick the least profitable if they wanted to.

testpie 08-23-2007 04:44 AM

Wonder who I'd got pregnant for that to happen.

minniesoporno 08-23-2007 05:20 AM

When I told my family it was more of you are you sure you want to do this by that time I already been to boston to shoot my first hardcore scenes then by time I am a day away from going to LA I told my dad and his biggest consure was if I was going to be safe.

frank7799 08-23-2007 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 12975506)
If your daughter said i want to do gangbangs or son said i want balls across my nose what would you do????


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Build a site for her or him?

StuartD 08-23-2007 05:23 AM

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Fletch XXX 08-23-2007 05:41 AM

Statistically speaking, someone on this board will of course have a daughter or son who becomes porn talent.

VicD 08-23-2007 05:46 AM

i'am so happy i don't have kids :)

rvincent 08-23-2007 07:08 AM

I'd tell her there's more money to be made behind the keyboard/cam rather than in front of the lens.

Extreme John 08-23-2007 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 12975704)
I wouldn't worry because no one would (successfully) work with her (with a bullet in their head).

Priceless

SykkBoy 08-23-2007 07:39 AM

I'd be a straight up hypocrite and work as hard as I could to dissuade my daughters from stepping in front of the camera. Behind the camera is a different story. My sons, well, again, Mr. Hypocrite will come boiling to the surface "just go covered only son" ugh

nico-t 08-23-2007 07:46 AM

if id have a hot daughter i would make a deal that i get all the pornos she is in for free

royaljelly2 08-23-2007 08:03 AM

Ugh...I hope I dont have to deal with that!

gecko 08-23-2007 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 12976214)
I'd be a straight up hypocrite and work as hard as I could to dissuade my daughters from stepping in front of the camera. Behind the camera is a different story. My sons, well, again, Mr. Hypocrite will come boiling to the surface "just go covered only son" ugh

What he said

uno 08-23-2007 08:20 AM

If I ever had a daughter she'd be locked up inside the house till she's 35.

Dagwolf 08-23-2007 08:25 AM

I could volunteer to shoot their first scene. That'll stop them.

seeric 08-23-2007 08:52 AM

im not having any kids.

alby_persignup 08-23-2007 09:02 AM

ok... phew! good thing I don't have kids!

Roald 08-23-2007 09:08 AM

I would slap her in the face and tell her you don't become a pornstar out of the blue you have to start as a fluffer.

selena 08-23-2007 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 12976257)
if id have a hot daughter i would make a deal that i get all the pornos she is in for free


:Oh crap

tony286 08-23-2007 09:15 AM

I would tell them first you have to get your degree,then we will talk about it. Also if my kid is living on their own its their choice.

Violetta 08-23-2007 09:16 AM

"I know some guys you can contact"

Roald 08-23-2007 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12976865)
"I know some guys you can contact"

"baby, this is max hardcore he will help you in your carreer"

riabanana 08-23-2007 10:10 AM

yea i'll build a site for him/her. :)

frostyimpressions 08-23-2007 10:13 AM

As long as they're happy and good at what they do, i will stand behind them 100&#37;.

RawAlex 08-23-2007 11:01 AM

Daddy becomes suitcase pimp... film at 11.

carol.prime 08-23-2007 11:12 AM

"if you really want it, then go for it honey, just give me the half of money they will pay". lol

tenletters 08-23-2007 11:39 AM

"If your daughter or son told you "I Am Becoming A PornStar" What would you do? "

I would sit him down and tell him that it's important that he focus on his education because Kindergarten isn't gonna pass itself.





"I would slap her in the face and tell her you don't become a pornstar out of the blue you have to start as a fluffer."

Best response in a thread about anything, ever!

testpie 08-23-2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 12976257)
if id have a hot daughter i would make a deal that i get all the pornos she is in for free

I'm sure that'd be incest - unless you mean taking all the porno videos produced with her in so that nobody sees them?

Juicy D. Links 08-23-2007 01:00 PM

i hope if i have a daughter she isnt a swhore


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