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Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:02 PM

I drink at least 12 beers a day and smoke what will happen to my liver?
 
I have drank beer(at least 12 sometimes 45 a day) religiously for over 15 years on a daily basis like this and smoked more ciggs than I care to count at least a pack a day(sometimes four)I smoke pot ,and sometimes hit the bottle hard with Jack or Jim.

What do you think will happen to my poor Liver???:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-22-2007 12:05 PM

cirrhosis

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:06 PM

Oh and I have also heard of kidney stones but this has not hit me yet.What do you think Im in store for???

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet (Post 12971508)
cirrhosis

What are the signs?

dissipate 08-22-2007 12:09 PM

you'll live to be 100 years old

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 12971530)
you'll live to be 100 years old

:1orglaugh god dont wish that on me.....

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-22-2007 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12971517)
What are the signs?

you die.

D 08-22-2007 12:13 PM

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/b...osis-liver.jpg

BlackCrayon 08-22-2007 12:14 PM

You won't live past 45.

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet (Post 12971540)
you die.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:Quiting smoking/drinking Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health.......:1orglaugh
Fuck that shit man its almost Friday again......

phypon 08-22-2007 12:19 PM

I'm with ya man. maybe we should start a blog and chart our progress/demise?

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 12971555)
You won't live past 45.

Jesus Christ I better stop before I have a problem then:1orglaugh

Violetta 08-22-2007 12:20 PM

sounds like a healthy lifestyle... Do you work out?

triple 10 john 08-22-2007 12:21 PM

you should be dead

D 08-22-2007 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12971595)
sounds like a healthy lifestyle... Do you work out?

:1orglaugh

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12971595)
sounds like a healthy lifestyle... Do you work out?

Oh yeah I do the traditional 12ounce curls:1orglaugh
Sometimes I do gravity hits in the tub!

Not swimming as much as I used to I think my lung capacity has diminished quite a bit just wading up to my neck is giving me problems breathing!

Baal.PitBull 08-22-2007 12:25 PM

My wife tells me I'm gonna die all the time. Fact is we're all going to die. Drinking just helps with putting up with all her shit until I do.

Less Stress = Longer Life

Baal.PitBull 08-22-2007 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12971613)
Not swimming as much as I used to I think my lung capacity has diminished quite a bit just wading up to my neck is giving me problems breathing!

Thats funny because when I wade in past my waist my wife has trouble breathing

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:33 PM

Im not sure but I think I have already downed four beers just posting here today!
I may move to the hard stuff soon all this is talk of alcohol is getting me thirsty:1orglaugh
I also think Im going to roll a fatty tonight and smoke the shit out of my system!!!!

NO WORK FOR ME!!!!!:pimp

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baal.PitBull (Post 12971627)
Thats funny because when I wade in past my waist my wife has trouble breathing

Is she ok??

Jman 08-22-2007 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12971548)

Damn that looks like a piece of Smoke Meat from Schwartz :upsidedow

lazycash 08-22-2007 12:51 PM

Why the hell would you put your body through that? You've got one life and you seem to be doing your best to end it early.

Brother Bilo 08-22-2007 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12971495)
I have drank beer(at least 12 sometimes 45 a day) religiously for over 15 years on a daily basis like this and smoked more ciggs than I care to count at least a pack a day(sometimes four)I smoke pot ,and sometimes hit the bottle hard with Jack or Jim.

What do you think will happen to my poor Liver???:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Now that highschoolers and college freshman are impressed, you might want to come to terms with the fact that you probably don't have a liver anymore. I'm sure after a long night of Jack, it climed out of your body while you were sleeping.

bushwacker 08-22-2007 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12971650)
Im not sure but I think I have already downed four beers just posting here today!
I may move to the hard stuff soon all this is talk of alcohol is getting me thirsty:1orglaugh
I also think Im going to roll a fatty tonight and smoke the shit out of my system!!!!

NO WORK FOR ME!!!!!:pimp


Aren't you the guy that is pissed, because your co-worker is banging everyone in your office?

evildick 08-22-2007 12:58 PM

Don't you get depressed drinking that much? I recently quit (again) because I can't take the depression anymore, mostly brought on by shame of the antics I get up to in the local community while hammered. Last time I drank I went to a local car show and stayed in the beer tent from noon till 1 AM, making a fool of myself in front of everyone. I don't remember everything, but I think they even cut me off because I was such a mess.

Been sleeping till noon everyday this week. Anyone got any quick solutions for depression that doesn't involve pills?

Amputate Your Head 08-22-2007 01:01 PM

you'll end up like me.

40 years old, feel like 240, can hardly breathe, can hardly walk, pain everywhere all the time, shake uncontrollably, can't sleep, piss 6 times a night, endless heartburn, inability to concentrate, and get to look forward to it all only getting worse over the next 3 decades.

Polluting yourself doesn't always kill you. Sometimes it just cripples the fuck out of you and makes you deal with it.

Enjoy! :)

Vitasoy 08-22-2007 01:03 PM

Best bet.. head to the hospital to get it checked out

_andy_ 08-22-2007 01:17 PM

Exercise to help depression

alby_persignup 08-22-2007 01:18 PM

HHospital then Death! lol

mattz 08-22-2007 01:19 PM

you should be fine for at least a few years

tranza 08-22-2007 01:22 PM

Nothing, you'll be fine!!

MetaMan 08-22-2007 01:23 PM

You are a real man! dont listen to any of these chumps they need to MAN THE FUCK UP

Miss Gong 08-22-2007 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 12971530)
you'll live to be 100 years old

...with a terrible pain LOL

zand_stein 08-22-2007 04:54 PM

yeah, they are right. it will result to cirrhosis..........
you will experience a lot of pain in your stomach.......

Ripshit 08-22-2007 06:19 PM

Sorry guys I just passed out dont know what the hell happened last thing I remember was the old GFY screen now this new red stuff :1orglaugh
I just got back from the liquor store going on #2 of 12 now it feels good cold!

I also picked up some new seagrams shit called mlibu bat or something like that those went down smoothe on the ride home:thumbsup

jimthefiend 08-22-2007 06:22 PM

Slow, painful, dehumanizing and altogether degrading DEATH when you're 50. I wouldn't sweat it though, you're in good company.

Nicky 08-22-2007 06:30 PM

You drink more than me man, I try and keep it to wednesday, friday and saturday :)

GAMEFINEST 08-22-2007 06:41 PM

i dont know but good luck

Ripshit 08-22-2007 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 12973616)
You drink more than me man, I try and keep it to wednesday, friday and saturday :)

Yeah I did that back in high school but since I started working I just cant go a few hours without a break.
I guees you could say Im dependant on it:thumbsup

wyldworx 08-22-2007 06:44 PM

you liver no more.


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