Aloha MuthaFuck'as!
 

Cheers from Maui.. Here are some photo's from today!

AMP: I didn't fuck your island up... I will save that for Oahu :winkwink:

Enjoy!

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i see a beach..

i see very nerdy tube socks....and they are flooding..

Yes, they are.. I bought them at Costco..
I think I paid $12.00 for 8 of them,

I will tell you what, I will give you one.. :1orglaugh

i have enough pairs of socks but what I do not have enough of is spam...care to send me some more?

nice nice

I save the spam for food or paying customers...

:1orglaugh

what hotel are you staying at? high speed internet access?

Marriott..

No high speed here, I doubt they have it in many
places.. I do get 50k connect..lol

I am cruising now..LOL

Which part of Maui?
Lahina? Kahului? or Kihei?


Enjoy the Islands and the Girls

Ka'anapali area.

Thats the nicest beaches, not too many cute
girls here now.. it's the slow season now.

If you need mature content, you would get lots
of it..lol

LOL

lots of mature content...Oahu definately will have more content...but they'll all be asian looking though...not that thats bad ;)

Keep looking i'm sure theres something...
I saw lots when i lived in Hawaii
Enjoy the sun and don't get papa'a(burnt)

I'm in Oahu -- rocks -- HOT ASIAN BABES EVERYWHERE :)

I find the best source is at the mall - I frequent the Ala Moana mall -- several times a week :)

I... I don't know what to say. J.R. is buying new Jags and $750k houses, but settles for $12 tube socks. Wow... I'm still in shock.

Ala Moana haha lots of tourist


gotta love ala moana...

How about Pearlridge???

Haven't been on Oahu for about a year or so...

How is it all??

Aloha!

nobody cares that you are in hawaii JR...

actually.. nodoby likes you... ever notice that?

Yea -- tons of Japanese tourists :) Just my type ;)

remind me to have fun in hawaii (rather be in kauii)

HA!... lol..

Dude, I buy my shorts at Target, socks at Costco and
my pants are mostly all Armani Exchange including lots
of t-shirts. My wife on the other hand spends alot on
her clothes. I don't dress to impress,

My friends really laugh, $12 shorts, $2 socks, Cheap or
usually free t-shirt from the shows and a Rolex... LOL

Even if I made 500k a month, which I don't.. I would still
buy my socks at Costco.. they are very comfortable. So,
I can replace them often at that price :winkwink:

I was at the Marriot yesterday for breakfast..... gonna be at the Hyatt tomorrow morning for some jetski action.

why the hell are you wearing socks here at all? Or even shoes for that matter? Or a shirt? :eek7

Nice.. I bought a week here at the Marriott for their
time share ownerships..2bedroom Suite..

Now I own on Kaui and Maui.

I went snorkeling at Black Beach, the swells are too high
for snorkeling, the water was warm as hell though :thumbsup
There was alot of surfers hitting the 3-4 footers along
the coastline today.

went surfin' today down here in south Maui.... caught some nice ass waves.... had a fucking blast.... got lots of sun.... drank lots of beer.

if you wanna hook up JR, we'll be out in front of the Hyatt at 9 am tomorrow for the jetski's... we'll be at the red umbrella.... I'm the guy covered with tattoos.

I am tourist man..lol

No, I was going to the lame time share thing
at our hotel this morning.

I was in Kona in May, I burned so damn bad swimming
with the dolphins that it fucking hurt for days.. It was the worse
burn I had ever had or gotten in my life. Never again.

I will fucking snorkel with it on, which I did today.,..:1orglaugh

why can't anyone spell Kaua'i right? It's not Kuaii, or Kuai,... it's Kaua'i.

Where is the Hyatt at ?

Do you ride a Harley by chance, saw someone that
kind of looked like you yesterday or today up in this area
cruising..

Sure, I think I can swing by there for a bit.

Damn I need a vacation



:glugglug

it's right next door to you bro.... it's the next resort over....
if you walk out past the pool, down to the Beachwalk, and go to the south past the Imu (pig pit), (opposite direction of Whalers) keep going..... you'll see the Hyatt.... keep going until you run into beach. You'll see sailboats and volleyball and shit right there at the end.... and a big red umbrella....

Gotcha.. I think I walked over there yesterday..while we
were wondering passed the Marriott's Luau.

That hotel was pretty dead, most of them are quiet now except
the Marriott which is full of owners using their weeks.

Sure, I think we can swing by there in the a.m.

in fact.... we're gonna park at the ramp at Whalers over there and walk right past the Marriot, so if you just wanna hang down at the breakfast bar, we'll be coming right by there.

AMP's covered in dragons.

I am guessing your reffering to the over priced breakfast
bar at my hotel...lol..

Sure, what time ?

I will watch for you.. since I guess I can't miss your tats..

we're probly gonna be comin' by about 8:30... we're supposed to get checked in down at the umbrella at 8:30 so we can ride by 9.... but those guys have zero sense of time, so we're gonna be wingin' it no matter what...

ummmm..... lemme see... yeah, I got a shitload of tats.... I shaved my head so I have almost no hair,... I'll be with a cute blonde in a bikini.... and I'll wear my red and silver Rusty board shorts tomorrow. :glugglug

Ok.. I'll be there with my wife around 8:15 or so..
just look for the guy in the pic above.. that will be me..

I'll be closest to the water in the seating area, if the old
people don't hog all the chairs like this morning..

Off to bed, long day today..
I was down in your area for dinner, went to Tony Roma's for
some greasy ribs..

they're pedes, not dragons...

right on.. see ya in the morning...

so you bought into the Ocean Club huh.. how you like it so far? They got the best pool on the whole island hands down in my opinion. And a killer staff. Very nice place.... :thumbsup

Seems pretty nice so far.. I bought at their Beach Club in Kaua'i
a few years back, Ocean View. I haven't stayed their yet though.
I always trade for other spots, like here.

Now, I own here so I can come here often as I want, more or less.
I have checked out a lot of hotels on this beach, nothing I have
seen is nearly as nice as this place!

Top Notch place.. nice staff as well.

lol..... Tony Romas rocks... it's about a mile from my place here. :winkwink:

We went to Longhi's down in Wailea tonight for dinner.... goin' on a sunset cocktail cruise on the Pride of Maui on Tuesday night out of Maalea Harbor.....