So I almost Knocked out a StarBucks Employee today
 

I order a large mocha frapuccino

i get this thing called a venti or some shit - not what i orederd

i tell the girl who made it that its wrong

so shes askes the dude who took my order

hes a big guy and he comes walking over and says "thats what you orderd"

i said no it isnt - he replies and with an attitude and a staredown, - yes you did, theres nothing wrong with my hearing, thats what you ordered.

so me being a big dude myself say loud enough for the entire store to hear - so you have nothing worng with your hearing, then how did you fuck up my order ...

and before he could respond i show him the receipt

Heres the receipt that you gave me that says grande fucking mocha frappucino.

So the guy apologizes - and i say really loud - My hearing is fucled up so i didnt hear you, could you repeat that again a little louder....

i got a free piece of cake too.

fucking coffee jocky's.

LOL - fuck that place, overpriced Coffee... good to see he was 0wned

I would have asked for free muffins

congrats, you told off someone making 7 dollars an hour GOOD JOB!

fights over frappucinos...

hahaha - domination

My sister is a manager at a restaurant, she tells me its a good idea not to bitch about things :thumbsup

nice one

A nice Sicilian slice would have been much better eh? :1orglaugh

Mama said knock you out...

Maybe I'm missing something.. but you do realize that "Venti" is what they call their large size, right?

So a large mocha frapuccino = venti mocha frappuccino

Venti means large, so you actually did get what you asked for in regards to the size.

jinx!!!!!!!

I worked there in high school. I can almost guarantee your new drink had either saliva or stink finger put in it.

What he said :thumbsup

And Venti is large. Not sure what you were arguing about.

uh oh, I am glad I dont go to these coffee shops I would suck at ordering and then yell at someone when I didnt understand what I ordered

so you complained about paying less and getting more...

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back there big guy.

I bet they had a field day making fun of you all day after you left the store.

this is hilarious. This guy raises his voice and causes a huge scene because he doesn't know Venti means large.

Jesus, got to love tough guys. I bet he went home and flexed in the mirror for hours :1orglaugh

Yah the muscle head didn't even realize he got more for what he paid. But hey, he got cake, and I am sure the fucking spit & stink palm in it was hardly even noticeable.

Venti is the large size...So you got more and complained til you got less?

What is the world coming to.

True, but he paid for a Grande, damn it, and no one was going to make him take a larger size for the same money.

He sure showed them.

this must be the self-ownage threads day

You took the cake? Oh shit.

:1orglaugh












he doesn't need to know

Stink Palm

But knowing is half the battle

I thought grande was actually smaller than venti.

it is . . .

:1orglaugh - i love the replies

just to clarify

i know what venti means and i forgot to add it was an ice coffee i was given and not a frap

i know complaining gets your food /drink fucked with so of course i watched my drink get made as well as how my cake was handled

carry on.

That's the special cake.

Not until AFTER they give it to me.

I didn't know it was possible to be tough and order a frapuccino at the same time. ;)

God knows what will happen next. I await a new thread on these terrific adventures. JOnesy please go to borders tomorrow. Tell me how it turns out.

Hi.

Dude you need help its only a coffee id be laughing my ass of at you if i was there for getting so pissed off over coffee and letting some guy who makes 7$ an hour get you riled up.

Thats whats this world is coming to a fist fight over coffee:helpme

Some dude didnt hold the door for me today going into the store and he saw me right behind him should i beat him up?

You got anger problems dude.

Just dont ask for extra cream from now on after that stunt:helpme