whats your motto?
 

"live how you wish you would have lived, if you were dying"

"Eat it while it's hot!"

We draw the line lower

Every day we make it, we make it the best we can.

if i cant make you rich, no one can bitch

fuck it....

GO hard or go the fuck home

;-)

bros before hoes?

Lead > Follow

Treat people how you would like to be treated

"in the internets, everyone is an expert at everything"

Try not to piss on my trousers

Hit it, spit it, quit it.

See Sig.

There's hope as long the body farts.

Life is like putting Old Spice on your freshly shaved butthole: It stings at first, but your farts smell like cookies.

I like this one
 

"when life gives you shit, make a shit salad"

why tiptoe thru life just to arrive safely at heavens door

Work like a slave, eat like a king

Fuck U Pay Me

Dont hate the player.... hate the game.

i'm always down for a bad idea

You got to know when to hold em and know when to fold em

:winkwink:

"Eat what does not eat you first."

Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

Nice one :)

definitely "Live Free or Die Trying"

:thumbsup thats a good one

I plan on living forever, so far I'm doing alright..

"the best isn't good enough"

thats actually brilliant

I came, I saw, I came again!!

dont get mad, get even

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.

Get Paid & Get Laid

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Mine's kinda similar:

"Live your life the fullest and cleanest you're able, so that when you're old and looking back on it - you can relive it a second time."

Depending on my current mood:
"live life to the fullest - you never know what might happen."

OR (in the words of my HS English teacher)

"Life is shit. Then you die."

Mine:

"You don't get rich sleeping 8 hours a night"