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Z 07-05-2007 01:11 PM

Do you have the balls to wear a kilt to Internext?
 
I've been a big fan of these for years and it's time to step up and sport one at Internext.

Check out some pics here.

Chris from Moniker's joined in on the celebration of Celtic heritage and the willingness to roll at the show in a kilt with no underwear. Because as anybody who knows will tell you, underwear with a kilt just isn't right.

Who else is in? :moon

Karupted Charles 07-05-2007 01:18 PM

I was going to order one with my family colors for a traditional wedding but we decided against it last minute. If I can get it ordered and here in time I may be in. Were you guys ordering from?

Bryan G 07-05-2007 01:24 PM

I wore one to my grad and my sisters wedding, so why not

Z 07-05-2007 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karupted Charles (Post 12708834)
I was going to order one with my family colors for a traditional wedding but we decided against it last minute. If I can get it ordered and here in time I may be in. Were you guys ordering from?

Go here - http://www.utilikilts.com

UK's are the best kilts out there and they're not in tartan colors.

~zombiegirl~ 07-05-2007 01:41 PM

i am starting the first male upskirt site using my super high tech shoe cam techniques (duct taping webcam to my Vans).

Only sexy guys like you and Chris can pull it off though!

Dirty D 07-05-2007 01:42 PM

Dirty D never wears underwear... or a skirt

Violetta 07-05-2007 01:42 PM

I have always wanted a kilt... I would easily go! :)

Jimmy Rock 07-05-2007 01:44 PM

Fuck yeah, why not..it's gonna be hot out there, and i want my balls to be nice and cool!

dodger21 07-05-2007 01:45 PM

Are you "guys" going to sit down to pee too?

fuzebox 07-05-2007 01:47 PM

Pfft I rarely wear underwear anyway :winkwink:

Too bad I don't have the heritage to rock a kilt :(

Z 07-05-2007 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dodger21 (Post 12709021)
Are you "guys" going to sit down to pee too?

A kilt is all about easy access and that definitely includes no need to sit down to piss.

Craig T 07-05-2007 01:50 PM

I"M IN.... it's one of the few outfits Mary hasn't seen from my past, so it's time to break it out!!!

Regarding the shoe cam, ZombieGirl, I am wondering if upkilts.com is taken :1orglaugh

Z 07-05-2007 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 12709039)
Pfft I rarely wear underwear anyway :winkwink:

Too bad I don't have the heritage to rock a kilt :(

The only heritage needed to wearing a kilt is the fact that through out history, men have worn un-bifurcated garments.

You've got a dick? You're in!

Karupted Charles 07-05-2007 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 12708898)
Go here - http://www.utilikilts.com

UK's are the best kilts out there and they're not in tartan colors.

Those are cool but if im going to wear one I have to get it in family colors. Ill go the Scottish site I looked at before and see if they will ship it here.

Z 07-05-2007 01:58 PM

Utilikilts Company’s Top 10 Reasons for Wearing a Kilt

1. Because through out history, men have worn un-bifurcated garments.
2. Because if women had an appendage hanging between their legs we guarantee you they wouldn’t be wearing pants.
3. Freedom, and increased mobility.
4. You only go around once, so why shouldn’t you be as comfortable as possible.
5. All men deserve air conditioning in the summer. You will chafe no more.
6. No more adjust, right side, left side… Say goodbye to wedgies.
7. A word about the pockets: Unlike pants, the Utilikilt’s pockets are only sewn down on top, so that they move with the garment but not with your leg. No more bulky crap contorting the shape of your leg. The Workman’s can carry an entire six pack. You don’t have to wear your cell phone on your belt. With the Wrkms kilt, you don’t need a tool belt (for lighter stuff.)
8. The Utilikilt is made in the USA . You are supporting local industry. Your mojo will thank you.
9. Easy access …
10. Fringe benefits:

* Physical: Your virility may increase. You will experience the pleasing sensation of air conditioning.
* Mental: Wearing a kilt shows a sense of security with yourself, and you will inspire much debate in others.
* Spiritual: Without physical constrictions, you burden will be lighter, your sense of freedom less impaired, and your sense of yourself, will have room to grow.

MacDevilish 07-05-2007 01:58 PM

I think that ALL the Sons of Scotland, Ireland, Wales, and England who are in the adult online community should wear a kilt at this Internext. I will be wearing my clan's colours, so I won't be wearing a UtiliKilt, even though they are cool. I definitely think that there are a few besides Z and myself who have the stones to wear one.

IF you DON'T have one there are a number of places to get them, this is the one that I used to order a more lightweight version, and they do phenomenal work.

http://www.kiltstore.net/

They have like 7,000 different tartans, and if you do the measurement process right, it will fit perfectly.

If you don't know what your family's Tartan is, you can look for a match in their database, and if you don't have a family tartan, it is completely cool to go with the standard "Black Watch" tartan (Scotsmen who are STILL some of the fiercest fighters in the British army).

Since the show is in FLA, I recommend going with the 8oz Tartan, because it is a lightweight fabric and won't make you sweat ... plus there is the aspect of the draftiness of a kilt (which is part of the reason they're so comfortable.

It's going to be a sight to see that is for sure! Cheers!!

Phoenix 07-05-2007 01:59 PM

id be in man...lets get them:)

homegrownmof1 07-05-2007 02:05 PM

I had one made in my family tartan for my wedding- got married in Scotland last year.

The wedding photog had to request that i not show off the family jewels on a few of the shots. Wearing a kilt is very liberating indeed, but beware of cold metal lawn chairs- or hot ones for that matter!

rented kilts for all my friends that came out as well. My brother Far-L was talking about getting his own kilt made, and threatened to don it at last year's AVN awards show.

Black Dog 07-05-2007 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 12708793)
Chris from Moniker's joined in on the celebration of Celtic heritage and the willingness to roll at the show in a kilt with no underwear. Because as anybody who knows will tell you, underwear with a kilt just isn't right.

So you're going "commando" huh? :winkwink:


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J$tyle$ 07-05-2007 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homegrownmof1 (Post 12709143)
I had one made in my family tartan for my wedding- got married in Scotland last year.

The wedding photog had to request that i not show off the family jewels on a few of the shots. Wearing a kilt is very liberating indeed, but beware of cold metal lawn chairs- or hot ones for that matter!

rented kilts for all my friends that came out as well. My brother Far-L was talking about getting his own kilt made, and threatened to don it at last year's AVN awards show.

Please post pics, mof! PLEASE!

Also, drop me an email for an update :winkwink:

Rochard 07-05-2007 02:10 PM

Seems I'm Irish. Do the Irish wear them?

Z 07-05-2007 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 12709168)
Seems I'm Irish. Do the Irish wear them?

Sho nuff http://www.kilts.com/irishkilts.htm

Andy Servers4Less 07-05-2007 02:15 PM

New niche?

Rochard 07-05-2007 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 12709194)

Count me in then!

Rochard 07-05-2007 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Servers4Less (Post 12709201)
New niche?

And what the new niche be called? AWWK?

(adult webmasters wearing kilts?)

Ramos 07-05-2007 02:20 PM

I'm down with the kilt, but nothing will ever be as Pimp as those canes from a couple years back, I had the one with the fish in it. werd

Z 07-05-2007 02:20 PM

So, we've got plenty of time. Y'all make a few orders, I'm going to order a couple new utilikilts and we're off. I foresee kilts and cocktails by the pool, cock and balls a'swinging.

Derek_M 07-05-2007 02:20 PM

I think you need to have your head checked Z... Cause that is the best idea ever and I am in.

Z 07-05-2007 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos (Post 12709224)
I'm down with the kilt, but nothing will ever be as Pimp as those canes from a couple years back, I had the one with the fish in it. werd

Hell ya boy...those things rocked. Though they definitely needed to come with a "don't drop me" warning label.

Z 07-05-2007 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek_MrSkin (Post 12709226)
I think you need to have your head checked Z... Cause that is the best idea ever and I am in.

Awesome...it'll be good to see you and we'll rock out with our cocks out.

MacDevilish 07-05-2007 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 12708793)
I've been a big fan of these for years and it's time to step up and sport one at Internext.

Check out some pics here.

Chris from Moniker's joined in on the celebration of Celtic heritage and the willingness to roll at the show in a kilt with no underwear. Because as anybody who knows will tell you, underwear with a kilt just isn't right.

Who else is in? :moon

It should also be said in this that even if you AREN'T celebrating Celtic heritage for yourself, you could just join in... kind of how everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day... ;)

hollinator 07-05-2007 02:36 PM

Oh lord this should be interesting.... ;o) It takes a real man to wear a kilt!

Slainte!!!!

camuk19 07-05-2007 02:45 PM

Heh, i've worn one before when i was young to my uncles wedding, most of my family are Scottish you see.

BoyAlley 07-05-2007 02:47 PM

OK who's got up-kilt pics for Teh BoyAlley??????

cmon Cmon CMON!

Z 07-05-2007 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hollinator (Post 12709297)
Oh lord this should be interesting.... ;o) It takes a real man to wear a kilt!

Slainte!!!!

I hereby officially grant you up-kilt access.

MattO 07-05-2007 02:56 PM

If you're going to kilt do it right and authentic but unfortunately the links to the good ones at kiltstore.net say 4-6 weeks for them to "dispatch" them. That cuts it a bit close for Internext.

MacDevilish 07-05-2007 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO (Post 12709403)
If you're going to kilt do it right and authentic but unfortunately the links to the good ones at kiltstore.net say 4-6 weeks for them to "dispatch" them. That cuts it a bit close for Internext.

Yeah... just ask them to expidite it... they are REALLY good about it... and they normally have a fair few "in stock" in the Black Watch tartan... Cheers!

CuriousToyBoy 07-05-2007 03:00 PM

Wear a kilt?

Sure, I've worn less.

He he

;-)

Ycaza 07-05-2007 03:01 PM

nope no skirts for me either

NetCashJoe 07-05-2007 03:05 PM

I only wear skirts on Saturday nights.


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