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CreatineGuy 07-04-2007 05:45 PM
What would you do if your girlfriend is giving you a blowjob...
 
and she starts fingering your ass?:helpme

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 05:46 PM
Tell her I prefer a cock up there instead of a finger?

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Jman 07-04-2007 05:47 PM
Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12705069)
Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)
Fag.......

stickyfingerz 07-04-2007 05:48 PM
smile and thank her?

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 05:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12705072)
smile and thank her?
Fag.......

munki 07-04-2007 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12705070)
Fag.......
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 07-04-2007 05:51 PM
I'd tell her "Homie dont play dat"

phasic 07-04-2007 06:06 PM
Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.

madawgz 07-04-2007 06:15 PM
go along with it?

ztik 07-04-2007 06:16 PM
Id say thanks :)

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 12705146)
go along with it?
Fag.......

swoop 07-04-2007 06:21 PM
laugh and say "just one finger?"

Spunky 07-04-2007 06:21 PM
Flip her on her belly and pound hers

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 06:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12705166)
Flip her on her belly and pound hers
Cripe Mighty! Finally a heterosexual manages to find his way into this thread.....

candyflip 07-04-2007 06:23 PM
Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!

urbanpimp 07-04-2007 06:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by phasic (Post 12705126)
Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.
hahahaha.... Wish I had a girlfriend with low self-esteem.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OG LennyT 07-04-2007 06:26 PM
tell her to get her finger out of my ass?

porntertainment 07-04-2007 06:33 PM
Marry her.

just a punk 07-04-2007 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CreatineGuy (Post 12705064)
and she starts fingering your ass?:helpme
I'd play tetris on my PDA.

Scroto 07-04-2007 06:55 PM
I have to agree with Spunky on this one!

But, first it would be more like. "Wtf. get your fucking finger out of my ass!" :(

GatorB 07-04-2007 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 12705174)
Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!

homo.......

candyflip 07-04-2007 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12705259)
homo.......
Yep...a chick licking a dude's ass is sooooo gay.

GatorB 07-04-2007 06:57 PM
I'd say "if I wanted something that size up my ass I'd have teh boy alley stick his dick in it."

GatorB 07-04-2007 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 12705260)
Yep...a chick licking a dude's ass is sooooo gay.

A) distgusting

B) gay.

Scroto 07-04-2007 07:07 PM
:pimp

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BoyAlley 07-04-2007 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12705262)
I'd say "if I wanted something that size up my ass I'd have teh boy alley stick his dick in it."
That's hawt.

sortie 07-04-2007 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by phasic (Post 12705126)
Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.
So, you're admitting that you never get blown?

:1orglaugh

CreatineGuy 07-04-2007 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scroto (Post 12705274)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CreatineGuy 07-04-2007 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 12705174)
Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

thehose 07-04-2007 07:28 PM
STOP!












hammertime.

J. Falcon 07-04-2007 07:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scroto (Post 12705274)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 07-04-2007 07:42 PM
Man there are a few homophobes in here lol. A girl playing with your ass is heaven. :winkwink: Your ass has tons of nerves in it that love to be played with. Personally I just had a girls tongue on mine like 30 mins ago. :thumbsup

Ricky Dynamite 07-04-2007 07:49 PM
Ummm have her stop?

Vick! 07-04-2007 07:52 PM
I'd be like :disgust and say don't hit it :helpme

needlive 07-04-2007 08:00 PM
I'd put on a diplomatic look and say, "Well you are certainly heading to the wrong direction...if it goes this way we have to stop everything...oh and I want my cds back"

xclusive 07-04-2007 08:20 PM
Just hope that my wife don't find out I have a girlfriend that is fingering my ass.

cams2chat 07-04-2007 08:24 PM
What would you do if your girlfriend is giving you a blowjob...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CreatineGuy (Post 12705064)
and she starts fingering your ass?:helpme
Hope my wife doesnt cum home

DatingGold 07-04-2007 08:28 PM
pass gas..

GatorB 07-04-2007 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12705347)
Man there are a few homophobes in here lol. A girl playing with your ass is heaven. :winkwink: Your ass has tons of nerves in it that love to be played with. Personally I just had a girls tongue on mine like 30 mins ago. :thumbsup
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