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SteveLightspeed 06-29-2007 04:15 PM

Announcemnt: Zoe is no longer with Lightspeedcash
 
We wish her luck in her future endeavors. All affiliate support emails should be sent to support @ lightspeedcash.com or posted in the Lightspeedcash affiliate support/ticket system.

Steve Lightspeed

TDF 06-29-2007 04:16 PM

sucks......

munki 06-29-2007 04:16 PM

+1 Bob, -1 Zoe...

Busy times over there...

jact 06-29-2007 04:19 PM

Did this have to do with her snubbing eros? Oh noes!

Best of luck in your future Zoe!

Joesho 06-29-2007 04:20 PM

What happened did she snub you ?

Haha J/K I saw your and her snub threads recently and couldn't resist LOL

Good Luck Zoe in your new endeavors I am sure you will be succesful in all you choose to do.

and of course Lightspeed will power on as a leader as it always has .

so congratulations to all, or sorry to see the break up or whatever the political correct term or phrase may be applicable to this event !

WELL WISHES TO ALL is what I am trying to say here LOL

Sosa 06-29-2007 04:22 PM

everyone keeps moving around.

Daruma 06-29-2007 04:22 PM

if you snub = fired ?

shermo 06-29-2007 04:22 PM

Best wishes to all...Zoe as well as the Lightspeed team. I hope the split was amicable. :)

dropped9 06-29-2007 04:23 PM

http://www.thecomedygreenroom.com/im...bfest_logo.jpg

Joesho 06-29-2007 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 12680730)
I was thinking of using the same lame joke. Then I saw you had posted it and realized it was lame.

Ba rump pump bump and the drum beat goes like this LOL

Yep lame as it gets But somebody was gonna say it sooner or later anyway. :)

seeric 06-29-2007 04:23 PM

so i get to move to AZ now and recruit girls from ASU? ;)

that job would suck lol


*disclaime*

yes people i know what zoe did at LS.

i am making a funny.

SteveLightspeed 06-29-2007 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact (Post 12680713)
Did this have to do with her snubbing eros?

Not in the least.

will76 06-29-2007 04:26 PM

Way to go EROS look what you did.

eroswebmaster 06-29-2007 04:26 PM

Good luck Zoe...with whatever you do.

jact 06-29-2007 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 12680743)
Not in the least.

Just to clarify I was being sarcastic, I know you far better then that.

eroswebmaster 06-29-2007 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 12680757)
Way to go EROS look what you did.

Respect my authoritah?

Chester D. 06-29-2007 04:28 PM

Laura and Zoe are starting a new program together with KB.

V_RocKs 06-29-2007 04:29 PM

Good luck Zoe!

OzMan 06-29-2007 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
Good luck Zoe, don't be a stranger!

huh :helpme



Seriously Zoe, congrats on having the courage to try new things until you find what you really want to do. I'm still trying to work that part out and I've had 20 years longer than you to figure it out. :winkwink:

Mr. Cool Ice 06-29-2007 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster (Post 12680758)
Good luck Zoe...with whatever you do.

no, no, that is not how you deal with it.

you say, "fuck ya, snub me again you filthy cock holster!"

but say it like you mean it.

BradM 06-29-2007 04:31 PM

J, don't ruin your brand by hopping companies. It doesn't get much better than LS.

Penny24Seven 06-29-2007 04:40 PM

said it in less then 10 words. Someone was not happy

tranza 06-29-2007 04:55 PM

I wish both parts nothing but the best. I hope there was no drama involved.

will76 06-29-2007 05:17 PM

the word on the street (err at the mall) is that EROS shouted "HEY ZOE" while her dad was with her, so she had to tell him about working for LightSpeed and he made her quit.

Way to go EROS.



(this has not been confirmed, some 17 year old at the mall told this to me.)

Mr Pheer 06-29-2007 05:21 PM

right before XBiz

hmm....

nico-t 06-29-2007 07:30 PM

heres what happened.

eros: "hello zoe!"
zoe (with dad): "erm.... hi"
eros: "it's me, eros webmaster from go fuck yourself!"
zoe: "i know"
(...)
dad: "who was that rather large cursing man? He needs to wash his mouth with soap!"
zoe: "i know him from erm... work."
dad: "talking about that, what do you do exactly?"
zoe: "i hate to break it to you like this, but because of that guy there's no point in lying anymore. I work in porn."
dad: "what??? you make porn movies? you do double anal??"
zoe: "no I'm not doing all tha-"
dad: "you suck dick on cam??? you are the bulls eye in bukkake scenes????"
zoe: "no I'm just doing administration wor-"
dad: "you deepthroat dongs til you puke!!! you ride the rod for cash!!!!"
zoe: "stop it! you got it all wro-"
dad: "shut it, quit right now i don't want you starring in that filth!! that weird stalker type just betrayed your ass, missy. If you don't step out of that cesspool you are no longer a part of our family."
zoe: *pause* "ok, ok! I've had it with my double life. I quit!"
(...)
zoe: "by the way dad, how do you know all that detailed porno slang-"
dad: "now don't smartmouth me, missy! Your reverse psychology doesn't work on me! You're grounded!"

(three weeks later at eros' crib)
friend of eros with no life: "hey dude why did that chick you know snubbed you three weeks ago??"
eros: "please leave me alone, I am on prozac for the last three weeks. It was horrible."

wdsguy 06-29-2007 07:35 PM

someone got fired.

Spunky 06-29-2007 07:37 PM

Best of luck in the future Zoe

baddog 06-29-2007 07:39 PM

interesting . . . good luck Zoe


maybe a new home for Loryn?

jonesy 06-29-2007 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12681568)


maybe a new home for Loryn?

first thing i thought -

not-a-troll 06-29-2007 07:43 PM

congratulations to the winners :thumbsup

Big Red Machine 06-29-2007 07:45 PM

Best of Luck to both Parties

Helix 06-29-2007 08:01 PM

http://fuckinhorny.com/fun/goats.jpg

tony286 06-29-2007 10:52 PM

I wish Zoe all the best in her future endeavors.

RyuLion 06-30-2007 12:17 AM

best of luck to both parties..

D 06-30-2007 12:22 AM

Best of luck, Zoe.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-30-2007 12:37 AM

Nothing says cardboard box farewell (termination) quite like a 4:15pm announcement late on a Friday, last biz day of the month (pay period)...

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/ima...0/10834254.jpg

I like both Lightspeed and Zoe...best wishes to both.

Or maybe the timing of the two farewell announcements right before a big show is just a coinky-dink.

Nah!!!

ADG

Theo 06-30-2007 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 12681550)
heres what happened.

eros: "hello zoe!"
zoe (with dad): "erm.... hi"
eros: "it's me, eros webmaster from go fuck yourself!"
zoe: "i know"
(...)
dad: "who was that rather large cursing man? He needs to wash his mouth with soap!"
zoe: "i know him from erm... work."
dad: "talking about that, what do you do exactly?"
zoe: "i hate to break it to you like this, but because of that guy there's no point in lying anymore. I work in porn."
dad: "what??? you make porn movies? you do double anal??"
zoe: "no I'm not doing all tha-"
dad: "you suck dick on cam??? you are the bulls eye in bukkake scenes????"
zoe: "no I'm just doing administration wor-"
dad: "you deepthroat dongs til you puke!!! you ride the rod for cash!!!!"
zoe: "stop it! you got it all wro-"
dad: "shut it, quit right now i don't want you starring in that filth!! that weird stalker type just betrayed your ass, missy. If you don't step out of that cesspool you are no longer a part of our family."
zoe: *pause* "ok, ok! I've had it with my double life. I quit!"
(...)
zoe: "by the way dad, how do you know all that detailed porno slang-"
dad: "now don't smartmouth me, missy! Your reverse psychology doesn't work on me! You're grounded!"

(three weeks later at eros' crib)
friend of eros with no life: "hey dude why did that chick you know snubbed you three weeks ago??"
eros: "please leave me alone, I am on prozac for the last three weeks. It was horrible."

lol that was funny shit


where did you get this log? :glugglug

Lee 06-30-2007 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester D. (Post 12680770)
Laura and Zoe are starting a new program together with KB.

Snubcash?

Vlad 06-30-2007 03:46 AM

http://www.outatime.it/ritornoalfutu..._fired_fax.jpg


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