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Ray@TastyDollars 06-18-2007 07:13 PM

Im 34 years old and I just smoked my first joint
 
Well half joint..pot..the grassy stufff, had to kill it halk way.



I drank a lot when I partied...16-21ish yrs old, never did drugs.

peace

StickyGreen 06-18-2007 07:14 PM

34? That's some crazy shit...

jaysmoke 06-18-2007 07:16 PM

u need to be banging and not sending new threads.
Celebrate the HIGH
LOL

Huggles 06-18-2007 07:18 PM

Sex on weed can be really good, but Ray, nothing compared to sex on E


Disclaimer:


Any drug you want to try, please goto www.erowid.org


Using drugs can be fun, enjoyable, and safe. Abusing anything can lead to shit times, or death, have a nice day.

Ray@TastyDollars 06-18-2007 07:22 PM

anyone (must have tits and a vagina to participate) wanna has sex?

Ray@TastyDollars 06-18-2007 07:23 PM

Huggles.....!! When you gonna send us some traffic? Hit me up tomorrow man, 1613758773

Spunky 06-18-2007 07:25 PM

Real men bang speedballs

Boobs 06-18-2007 07:26 PM

good shit

kektex 06-18-2007 07:31 PM

What did you think of it?
First time I smoked nothing happened.

Casa Nova 06-18-2007 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray@TastyDollars (Post 12621141)
Huggles.....!! When you gonna send us some traffic? Hit me up tomorrow man, 1613758773

Ray! When you gonna buy some content from me... :1orglaugh

How did u get your hands randomly on weed after not having it before? Peer Pressure?

Ray@TastyDollars 06-18-2007 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kektex (Post 12621169)
What did you think of it?
First time I smoked nothing happened.

I felt, melo and smooth. I feel smooth, calm, very relaxed. Hmmm maybe im just tired LOL

tony286 06-18-2007 07:36 PM

Because I Got High


I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

Ray@TastyDollars 06-18-2007 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casa Nova (Post 12621183)
Ray! When you gonna buy some content from me... :1orglaugh

How did u get your hands randomly on weed after not having it before? Peer Pressure?

Honestly, im a tad stressed these days and I rember a friend saying how it relaxed him sometimes after a long day. So..I figured id give it a try hehe.

Casa Nova 06-18-2007 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray@TastyDollars (Post 12621203)
Honestly, im a tad stressed these days and I rember a friend saying how it relaxed him sometimes after a long day. So..I figured id give it a try hehe.

O i see, thats how alot of people start. I prefer Cigars for stress, nothing like a nice stogey to relax.

maxpower 06-18-2007 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray@TastyDollars (Post 12621203)
Honestly, im a tad stressed these days and I rember a friend saying how it relaxed him sometimes after a long day. So..I figured id give it a try hehe.

Ya 420 is all that gets me though some of these long repetitive days of BS

Huggles 06-18-2007 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray@TastyDollars (Post 12621186)
I felt, melo and smooth. I feel smooth, calm, very relaxed. Hmmm maybe im just tired LOL


Depending on how stoned you get, if you're a music or movie fan, I suggest you put on one of your favorite songs or movies while stoned next time.


Also, swimming, or a hot tub is extremely enjoyable stoned. Especially if your girlfriend is naked with you, laying on top of you rubbing your neck, chest, or nuts.


Oh, yeah, try eating some pecan pie while stoned. Or a pizza pop. Good times.

Ray@TastyDollars 06-18-2007 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxpower (Post 12621263)
Ya 420 is all that gets me though some of these long repetitive days of BS

Whats a 420? :)

Ray@TastyDollars 06-18-2007 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 12621265)
Depending on how stoned you get, if you're a music or movie fan, I suggest you put on one of your favorite songs or movies while stoned next time.


Also, swimming, or a hot tub is extremely enjoyable stoned. Especially if your girlfriend is naked with you, laying on top of you rubbing your neck, chest, or nuts.


Oh, yeah, try eating some pecan pie while stoned. Or a pizza pop. Good times.

Im thinkin bed here lol

jaysmoke 06-18-2007 07:49 PM

i love all the canadians chiming in on the weed THREAD
WEEEEEEEEEEEEED HAWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!

Ray@TastyDollars 06-18-2007 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray@TastyDollars (Post 12621282)
Im thinkin bed here lol

and with that being said..I bid you all goodnight

needlive 06-18-2007 08:21 PM

Well, I'm surprised, but that's great!

I smoked the first when I was 19 I think. Never liked it though, haven't smoked much in my entire life, even the "normal" cigs.

V_RocKs 06-18-2007 10:00 PM

Good job, congrats to all the winners!

rapmaster 06-18-2007 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray@TastyDollars (Post 12621275)
Whats a 420? :)

stonerspeak for weed/smoking weed/ etc.

It is traditional for smokers to toke up at 4:20 in the morning or afternoon - and on april 20th at 4:20... don't even ask lol:pimp

TampaToker 06-18-2007 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray@TastyDollars (Post 12621282)
Im thinkin bed here lol

:1orglaugh

[ Nate ] 06-18-2007 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray@TastyDollars (Post 12621131)
anyone (must have tits and a vagina to participate) wanna has sex?

I was all in until the tits and vagina part....and oh yea, next time, grab some nice headphones and listen to your favorite toons....I hear thats pretty cool...:winkwink::rasta

JP513 06-18-2007 10:31 PM

this sounds like me . . . I tried pot in my 20s and choked so I didn't get high. But I got high:rasta last fall for the first time at age 34 also--courtesy of my little brother.

I don't like it--makes my cheeks feel like they are stuffed with cotton balls.

All I could do was stuff my face with twizzlers and water and kept running my mouth at my brother, talking about stupid, senseless shit cause I just felt like talking!:1orglaugh

tical 06-18-2007 10:46 PM

can't beat some good herb to wind down after a long day!

shahab6 06-18-2007 10:48 PM

weed is overrated.

calibra 06-18-2007 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray@TastyDollars (Post 12621093)
Well half joint..pot..the grassy stufff, had to kill it halk way.



I drank a lot when I partied...16-21ish yrs old, never did drugs.

peace

Congrats on your first joint :winkwink:

jonesonyou 06-18-2007 11:22 PM

don't start smoking everyday. You may get into a stoner cycle. Enjoy in moderation .

Elixir 06-18-2007 11:26 PM

On time :)

divine116 06-18-2007 11:34 PM

If you guys looking for weeds? I can give a lot of weeds!

Xplicit 06-18-2007 11:43 PM

WTF? What were you doing in highschool?

I can't imagine not having tried it once by age 21 at least.

zeruel 06-18-2007 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by divine116 (Post 12622040)
If you guys looking for weeds? I can give a lot of weeds!

LOL!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fuzebox 06-19-2007 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray@TastyDollars (Post 12621282)
Im thinkin bed here lol

Yeah nothing puts me to sleep instantly like weed...

AaronM 06-19-2007 01:24 AM

Man, I wish I would have seen this thread hours ago. It would have been fun to fuck with Ray then. :)

Turboface 06-19-2007 01:26 AM

You're one of us now, forever!

*evil laughter*

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-19-2007 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turboface (Post 12622279)
You're one of us now, forever!

*evil laughter*

i join in on the creepy laughing chant...

Stephen McTowelie 06-19-2007 02:35 AM

Cant have a stoner thread without Towlie :thumbsup

You wanna get high ?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jdc 06-19-2007 03:24 AM

looks like you enjoy it... good 4 you man... lol


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