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You Forgot Poland 06-05-2007 01:55 PM

How do you force a girl to swallow?
 
This sounds bad, but I want my girl to really be "my girl" - that is to say, she needs to know that she has to do what I tell her. Making her swallow during oral seems, to me, to be a good first step.

I think if I was to do this, it would break her willpower to resist during other parts of the dating process (Anal, etc..), and she would be easier to manipulate out of worthless drama like today.


Can someone give me some advice? (No angry women please, maybe you would be happy if your boyfriend was man enough to do the same for you.)

Kimmykim 06-05-2007 01:56 PM

I'd say the real question is how to keep her from biting while you're forcing her to swallow.

BradM 06-05-2007 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim (Post 12550495)
I'd say the real question is how to keep her from biting while you're forcing her to swallow.

Great minds think alike, you took the words out of my mouth.

The Walrus 06-05-2007 01:58 PM

Jerk off in her Cheerios tomorrow morning when she is not looking. There is a good chance she will swallow it then.

Scott McD 06-05-2007 01:59 PM

Just tell her you'll buy her a new pair of shoes... ;-)

LiveDose 06-05-2007 01:59 PM

Girls love it when you don't tell them you are about to cum. Works everytime.

Bryan G 06-05-2007 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Walrus (Post 12550509)
Jerk off in her Cheerios tomorrow morning when she is not looking. There is a good chance she will swallow it then.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LiveDose 06-05-2007 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12550514)
Just tell her you'll buy her a new pair of shoes... ;-)


That works too.

Sherms Shack 06-05-2007 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim (Post 12550495)
I'd say the real question is how to keep her from biting while you're forcing her to swallow.

My thoughts exactly! At some point, instincts and natural reactions kick in. I doubt she'd like swallowing forcefully more than you'd like her trying to fit her fist up your ass forcefully (unless you are into that type of thing).

You Forgot Poland 06-05-2007 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim (Post 12550495)
I'd say the real question is how to keep her from biting while you're forcing her to swallow.

In my experience, women like to be "forced" to do things.



"I AM NOT A SLUT, HE MADE ME, I HAD NO CHOICE" :angel

CosmicTang 06-05-2007 02:02 PM

So you consider 'anal' part of the 'dating process'?

In between the times when you're forcing or manipulating your girlfriend perhaps you'd like to thank the powers that be there's a woman who's willing to date a cretin like yourself.

"In my experience, women like to be "forced" to do things."

Earth is going to be a real wake up call for you.

Blum 06-05-2007 02:05 PM

No fucking wonder we forget Poland!!!

B O B 06-05-2007 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by You Forgot Poland (Post 12550486)
This sounds bad, but I want my girl to really be "my girl" - that is to say, she needs to know that she has to do what I tell her. Making her swallow during oral seems, to me, to be a good first step.

I think if I was to do this, it would break her willpower to resist during other parts of the dating process (Anal, etc..), and she would be easier to manipulate out of worthless drama like today.


Can someone give me some advice? (No angry women please, maybe you would be happy if your boyfriend was man enough to do the same for you.)

this is one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time...kudos!

SBJ 06-05-2007 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by You Forgot Poland (Post 12550526)
In my experience, women like to be "forced" to do things.



"I AM NOT A SLUT, HE MADE ME, I HAD NO CHOICE" :angel

:helpme grow up dude :1orglaugh

Why force her to do anything? just tell her you are drinking tons of pineapple juice and other things to make it taste better and you'd really love her to try to swallow

and if that doesn't work offer to buy her shoes like someone else said :1orglaugh

You Forgot Poland 06-05-2007 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 12550542)
So you consider 'anal' part of the 'dating process'?

In between the times when you're forcing or manipulating your girlfriend perhaps you'd like to thank the powers that be there's a woman who's willing to date a cretin like yourself.

"In my experience, women like to be "forced" to do things."

Earth is going to be a real wake up call for you.

You guys are putting words in my mouth to make me into a monster you can denounce. I simply want to break her of her bad habits and make her realize that swallowing semen will bring her true happiness

Deej 06-05-2007 02:10 PM

hold her nose

ServerGenius 06-05-2007 02:10 PM

it's easy pinch her nose so she can't breathe through her nose.....problem solved. Don't ask how I know :-p

donkevlar 06-05-2007 02:10 PM

My ex of 4 years never swallowed ONCE until a week after I dumped her ass when she was trying to get me back.

SilkyJohnson 06-05-2007 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 12550515)
Girls love it when you don't tell them you are about to cum. Works everytime.

This is great advice...take it and run!!

ServerGenius 06-05-2007 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12550594)
hold her nose

damn you beat me to it :thumbsup

munki 06-05-2007 02:12 PM

http://www.sementherapy.com/

CosmicTang 06-05-2007 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by You Forgot Poland (Post 12550589)
I simply want to break her of her bad habits and make her realize that swallowing semen will bring her true happiness

I just can't take this post seriously. If you were trying for locker room humor, you nailed it.

ServerGenius 06-05-2007 02:14 PM

another way but probably isn't within reach for most of you kids is to just get her so horny you don't even have to worry whether she'll spit or swallow...

CosmicTang 06-05-2007 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by You Forgot Poland (Post 12550589)
You guys are putting words in my mouth to make me into a monster you can denounce.

FYI, I was quoting you, not putting words into your mouth.

RuthB 06-05-2007 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by You Forgot Poland (Post 12550589)
You guys are putting words in my mouth to make me into a monster you can denounce. I simply want to break her of her bad habits and make her realize that swallowing semen will bring her true happiness

nah, I don't think anyone's helping you look like a monster, you're doing a pretty good job yourself :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by You Forgot Poland
In my experience, women like to be "forced" to do things.



"I AM NOT A SLUT, HE MADE ME, I HAD NO CHOICE"


bushwacker 06-05-2007 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by You Forgot Poland (Post 12550486)
This sounds bad, but I want my girl to really be "my girl" - that is to say, she needs to know that she has to do what I tell her. Making her swallow during oral seems, to me, to be a good first step.

I think if I was to do this, it would break her willpower to resist during other parts of the dating process (Anal, etc..), and she would be easier to manipulate out of worthless drama like today.


Can someone give me some advice? (No angry women please, maybe you would be happy if your boyfriend was man enough to do the same for you.)

i generally just throw em and extra c note.

You Forgot Poland 06-05-2007 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12550594)
hold her nose

I don't want her to do something she doesn't want to do, I simply want her to come around to my way of thinking

You Forgot Poland 06-05-2007 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth (Post 12550641)
nah, I don't think anyone's helping you look like a monster, you're doing a pretty good job yourself :2 cents:

why do you say that?

D 06-05-2007 02:19 PM

Drink nothing but Pineapple Juice for 2 weeks and she won't mind so much.

It really works.

Imortyl Pussycat 06-05-2007 02:20 PM

easy way to solve this in the future: don't commit to anyone without first asking if they swallow and will take it up the ass. you're screwed on this one cuz we girls either swallow or we don't, no in between.

You Forgot Poland 06-05-2007 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 12550669)
e you're screwed on this one cuz we girls either swallow or we don't, no in between.

Thats why I want to bring her around to my fashion of thinking.

polish_aristocrat 06-05-2007 02:31 PM

good thread


cheers buddy :glugglug

candyflip 06-05-2007 02:34 PM

I don't have to ask, mine begs me to let her have every last drop of it.

BangTheChamp 06-05-2007 02:34 PM

sqeeze her nose and slap her:)

CosmicTang 06-05-2007 02:34 PM

why don't you try being nice?

then if it's a deal-breaker for both of you, move on.

MissFireCrotch 06-05-2007 02:36 PM

i never had a girl that didnt swallow, is that a good thing or bad?

You Forgot Poland 06-05-2007 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 12550758)
why don't you try being nice?

then if it's a deal-breaker for both of you, move on.

This is the first useful advice I got, thank you very much. I will explain to her that she should swallow for our happiness, I think that is a good first step.

nokriy 06-05-2007 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by You Forgot Poland (Post 12550486)

I think if I was to do this, it would break her willpower to resist during other parts of the dating process (Anal, etc..),

if you want to do anal, why dont you fuck a guy or a tranny?
i never have quite understood why guys like doing it in the first place

You Forgot Poland 06-05-2007 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nokriy (Post 12550784)
if you want to do anal, why dont you fuck a guy or a tranny?
i never have quite understood why guys like doing it in the first place

Sorry, but i'm not attracted to men.

nokriy 06-05-2007 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by You Forgot Poland (Post 12550795)
Sorry, but i'm not attracted to men.

but, anal is anal, is it not?

oh, and i forgot about the whole swallowing thing... why dont you agree to make out with her after she's had your junk in her mouth


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