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$5 submissions 05-31-2007 04:13 AM

What was your FIRST BUSINESS?
 
As online entrepreneurs, we all have to come from somewhere. What was your first business? Did you have a lemonade stand? Newspaper route? Some sort of arbitrage business?

My first business: I rented out the American comic books my mom sent me to my Filipino classmates back in the 70s. Zero start up capital. Pure profit (I paid the dudes watching my comic stands--I had two set up on either end of the Don Bosco campus--with free comic reading time).

Inspiration for this thread: http://money.cnn.com/2007/05/29/smbu...ion=2007053010

The Walrus 05-31-2007 04:16 AM

I sold drugs to anyone that would by them in South Boston. I had 3 or 4 nignogs working for me. We pushed crack, marijuana, angel dust, coke, or just about anything else that people were willing to buy. Dangerous but extremely profitable.

Twoface31 05-31-2007 04:18 AM

I sold Yellow Fin Tuna

Jace 05-31-2007 04:24 AM

i sold tshirts and mix tapes all over the country at raves and underground electronic parties

budz 05-31-2007 04:30 AM

b&e was a good enterprise back in the day :o

dig0 05-31-2007 04:33 AM

I fucked my fellow students' PCs with viruses and charged them for "repairing". I loved the no-firewall times!

Too bad I am fuckin lazy now

thricer 05-31-2007 04:42 AM

actually this is my first biz

TBrown 05-31-2007 04:47 AM

My first biz is still ahead lol

VicD 05-31-2007 06:54 AM

I robbed old ladies for a living :)

GooSearch 05-31-2007 07:00 AM

at 15 i was airbrushing murals in peoples homes and businesses

BucksMania 05-31-2007 07:32 AM

my first business, this one
my first job, 1 month in a internet cafe (when i was 15 or so)

Lykos 05-31-2007 07:47 AM

This was really my first and only bizz ever:)

KILL_FRENZY 05-31-2007 08:13 AM

I repaired computers :)

tony286 05-31-2007 08:20 AM

Executive search business

SinisterStudios 05-31-2007 08:24 AM

delivered packages for some nice upstanding Italian gentlemen

cranki 05-31-2007 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12517956)
i sold tshirts and mix tapes all over the country at raves and underground electronic parties

you're listening to electro?! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Sexsitesurfer 05-31-2007 08:27 AM

When I was ten my friend, my brother and I used to go all around the area washing cars door to door. As we looked to upgrade we added waxes, etc so were getting anything from 2 GBP to 5 GBP and between three of us it was anything from 15-30 mins work.

I can't really remember what we spent the money on, probably a mixture of sports equipment (we were always losing footballs, tennis balls, etc), candy/chocolate/etc and put some in our bank accounts to make our grandmother happy (she would match anything we saved each birthday)!

SykkBoy 05-31-2007 08:29 AM

When I was in 4th grade, I made good money selling NFL football pencils. If you're in your mid to late 30's, you probably remember the pencils that came out and had the two colors of an NFL team and their logo on them...I discovered that my friend, who's dad owned a local drug store could buy them in these big boxes of 100, so I'd buy them at the box rate about $10 and sell the pencils 2 for 35 cents, so was making about 15 cents profit from every two I sold. If the kids wanted to buy them in regular packs at the store, they were something like 80 cents for a pack of 3.

Brad Gosse 05-31-2007 08:41 AM

I built websites and database systems in 1995

Edit that my FIRST company was t-shirts

starpimps 05-31-2007 08:45 AM

i had a lemonaid stand when i was 6

madawgz 05-31-2007 08:48 AM

i sold pirated cd's in highschool lol

mikeyddddd 05-31-2007 09:05 AM

I had two paper routes at the same time. One was a daily and the other was a weekly. Some customers received both.

LiveDose 05-31-2007 09:07 AM

Dj and making mix tapes.

pornguy 05-31-2007 09:17 AM

Auto Deatialing. And made some nice money doing it.

tranza 05-31-2007 09:28 AM

I used to sell home made comic books when I was a kid......

And then I'd use the money to buy Playboy (with 8 years old or something).

escorpio 05-31-2007 09:31 AM

Sold homemade cinnamon toothpicks in third grade.

MattW25 05-31-2007 10:22 AM

Well, like any 9yo Canadian, hockey cards of course. :) I sure some people remember those days. You'd get your weekly allowance, spend it on packs of hockey cards, and see what'd you'd get. Then once a month the magazine would come out, explaining exactly how much each card is worth. So you and your friends would piss around trading cards, then every once in a while you'd goto the local store to cash in some cards for that whopping $3.50. :)

But nah, my first real business was online software when I was 17. Did pretty decent too. Just before I turned 16 my parents moved me to Texas, then the UK. I was a bit pissed at the whole ordeal, so figured out how to make money on my own, and by the time I was 17 I had a good $10K saved up, and was ready to move back to Canada. My mom almost shit herself when I asked the one morning if she could give me a ride to the airport, because I was going back to Canada. They had no idea what I was doing. :)

munki 05-31-2007 10:25 AM

started repairing PCs and doing system builds at 13

editorNY 05-31-2007 11:06 AM

I hijacked microcode of AMPS and TDMA cellphones, then user was able to change his ESN by keypad.

one guy showed me a "loner" and asked me - hey, could you do something better than this?!

$5 submissions 05-31-2007 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Walrus (Post 12517937)
I sold drugs to anyone that would by them in South Boston. I had 3 or 4 nignogs working for me. We pushed crack, marijuana, angel dust, coke, or just about anything else that people were willing to buy. Dangerous but extremely profitable.

Hmmmm interesting :)

baddog 05-31-2007 03:57 PM

I was a paper boy in the 6th grade. Made carrier of the month in my first month by doubling number of subscribers.

Pretty sure I sold kool-aide before then though.

Juilan 05-31-2007 03:58 PM

Artistic Restoration

latinasojourn 05-31-2007 04:08 PM

first entreprenaurial effort was as a beekeeper selling honey.

age 14.

built a bee hive in shop class in 8th grade, bought bees and queen by mail. sat it in the apple orchard behind the house and that fall sold about 50 bucks in honey and comb honey.

(big $ in those days)

i keep splitting the hives until i had about 25.

then i went away to college, bee mites came in, no one would maintain the hives and nature put me out of biz.

$5 submissions 05-31-2007 04:13 PM

That's awesome. By the way, a large chunk of beekeepers' income nowadays come from pollination services. Seems quite lucrative due to the demand unleashed by the decrease in bees recently. Apparently, many swarms abandon their hives due to some virus or infection.

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Originally Posted by latinasojourn (Post 12521302)
first entreprenaurial effort was as a beekeeper selling honey.

age 14.

built a bee hive in shop class in 8th grade, bought bees and queen by mail. sat it in the apple orchard behind the house and that fall sold about 50 bucks in honey and comb honey.

(big $ in those days)

i keep splitting the hives until i had about 25.

then i went away to college, bee mites came in, no one would maintain the hives and nature put me out of biz.


Peaches 05-31-2007 04:17 PM

A couple that I did on the side:

Had about 30 MLMs going for a bit in the late 80's. Got a decent chunk of change from that :)

Had some 900 numbers in the early 90's

Adult was the first full time biz I've had and now I'm focusing on real estate with medical coding to fall back on.

Worked for others doing a lot of different things but these are things I've done on my own.

jonesonyou 05-31-2007 04:20 PM

I still fuck fat chicks for 50 a pop. Why do you think I am into BBW?

Peaches 05-31-2007 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 12519143)
Sold homemade cinnamon toothpicks in third grade.

OMG, I forgot about that - I did that in the 6th grade!

Dang. I haven't thought about that...probably since then. Amazing was able to forget the first (and only) time I decided to taste the cinnamon oil on its own. :helpme

I also made spending money in middle school basically having inschool garage sales. I'd bring in some of my old crap every few days and sell it for a dollar here and there.

$5 submissions 05-31-2007 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 12521362)

Adult was the first full time biz I've had and now I'm focusing on real estate with medical coding to fall back on.

Medical coding? As in medical transcriptions? If you need CHEAP workers, let me know. I have a few who have med transcription certification.

Peaches 05-31-2007 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 12521381)
Medical coding? As in medical transcriptions? If you need CHEAP workers, let me know. I have a few who have med transcription certification.

No, coding is different from transcription. :( I'm looking for coders but there are so many around here, I'll probably stay close to home. Thanks though :)

JuiceMonkey 05-31-2007 04:42 PM

Lemonaid and BEER stand haha.. I was lucky enough to have grandparents who lived on the side of a golf course, I'd sell the beer for $1 cheaper than the card lady and people would end up sending a cart back to me (I was on the 3rd hole) to pick up more beer. I would clean house until they finally caught on and I tried to sell the pro some beer.

I also went door-to-door asking people if they wanted their car washed, worked out well. One time I found $150 in some guys seat. I gave it back to him, and in true karma fashion he bought me some new hockey nets.

Those were the days ;)


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