Sexygoat Diary
 

YOU FUCKERS, please don't post in this thread, because this is my diary. I was thinking about a good place to store my diary and there's no where better than GFY, so this thread is my diary and you better stay away from it. thank you.

21-08-2002 6:11 pm est
my girlfriend's mom isn't home yet, i've been waiting for her about 1 hour but I don't know why she gets home so late today . i miss her, i just want to see her face and ass. i'm sitting here alone and ADIDAS.

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:1orglaugh

21-08-2002 6:13 pm est
i've already smeared my cack with metamucil and am hoping like hell she's ready to lick it off

08-21-2002 11:11 PM

6:17 pm ( same day as above)

my fellows GFY didn't give a fuck about what I told them, they keep posting in my diary with nonsense commments. but I still love them anyway, God said " let love your friends as you love yourself" , but if some day i hate myself (cuz i can't fuck my gf's mom) I will try to kill myself, oh, and as I love my friends as I love myself, I will kill them as well.

my friends are mosquetos. i state/

Is that a threat?

I love you too, you old goat.

Rik

08-21-2002 11:31 PM | Edit | Quote | Profile | Search |

sexygoat
For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?

Registered: Aug 2002
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Posts: 221



now i realize that the one who modified this msg board script is dumb, he couldn't even figure the right time . otherwise I shouldn't have put day and time for my diary .

"For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor? " I don't like cybersex, I only wanna fuck some cute ass and nice boobs only.

sitting here,
alone,
missing my dream girl .

my friends are mosquetos, not human .


21-08-2002 6:39pm ESt

my brutha asked me a question in my diary, I have to answer him otherwise I have to deal with the authorities about threatening to kill myself and my friends.

21-08-2002 6:45pm ESt
the old bitch still hasn't arrived. and now the metamucil has leaked down into my bunghole. have a huge desire to take a dump. but afraid of the pedes in the toilet bowl.

i'm glad therre's some dude out there has the same fantasy as mine .

Metamucil is tasty..

...oh shit, that domain is already taken.

And metamucilinmybunghole is gone too.

Damn, what's a niche site guy gonna have to do?

Rik

21-08-2002 7:01pm ESt

I made chocolate chip cookies for her! She loves cookies and I love doing things for my babe! Tonight I'm going to make her hot chocolate and hopefully kiss her! Woo! :thumbsup

Mr Friendly's GF is hot. I can only bag her mother.

Repeatedly, and with friends, but that's the mom.

Have nothing but nice things to say about Mr Friendly's GF.

Rik

Oh yeah. Links and pics coming soon...

Rik

Haha, erk and wtf? :eek7

i sat next to her watching tv again, I "accidently " touched her leg and I felt great.

perv

Ban this fucker and lock this thread!

oh if we should be so lucky greentea

No doubt, but then we'd have to fucking ban just about everyone here, so let's not do that, cause then all that would be around here are real fucking webmasters that are wanting to help each other out and make more money, and what would be the point of a webiste like that ?????


:321GFY

Aug 21 2002

As I entered threw the door sexygoats girlfriend was sitting on the couch playing with her hot throbbing pussy. When she looked up and saw me standing there she looked a little surprised and intrigued at the same time. I said nothing as I walked past her to the kitchen to get the grape jelly. When I returned she was playing with herself. I sat down beside her and started massaging her little sweet love box. Just before she was about to cum I turned her over and spread the grape jelly on her ass. She asked what I was doing I told her to shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride. As I plunged my huge cock in her ass I could feel her body shudder. At first she was moaning with pleasure but soon she started screaming in pain as the jelly started to dry out. She was trying to get away but I held her tight ? then it felt all wet, I looked down to see that a huge hemorrhoid had burst. At first I was grossed out but it felt so damn good. Just as I got finished she passed out and shit all over sexygoats couch ? oh well I got my nut

stay away from my diary. did I tell you not to read my diary? if you wanted to read it so bad then don't fucking whine around here.

Aug 22 2002 12:12 am

some people just can't get a simple concept . I feel sorry for them.

...

Aug 22 ,2002, 1:50 am

I'm about to sleep but some dude bumped my diary with ... , I wonder what do they mean any way ?

I predict him getting banned within the next 60-90 days! hahaha

Aug 22 , 2002 6:32pm

I touched her ass in the kitchen today . what a nice butt . she's taking a bath now and I wish I can take a bath with her .

Aug 22 , 2002 6:40pm


Ban this fuckhead already!

Aug 23rd , 2002 3:12pm

I feel lonely now, hopefully she will be home soon . Last nite I sat next to her to watch TV again and this time I "accidently" touched her boob . wow, it's smaller then my girlfriend's but I feel alot greater than touching my girfriend's .

Aug 23rd , 2002 4:12pm
she's home and asleep on the couch. only wearing panties and a bra. small breasts and a rather big bulge in her panties. my curiosity gets the better of me so i walk quietly towards the couch. she's fast asleep so i ever so carefully reach down to see if i can pull off her panties. the panties are going down and the pubes start showing. just a little further and i will get to see her...OH MY GOD SHE HAS A CACK!

whats a CACK?

CACK = CACK

Aug 23 10:47 pm

I just touched her ass 10 mins ago, and I also saw her boobs while she's sleeping on the couch 1 hour ago.

lame bullshit goat fucker

Aug 24 , 2002 1:23pm

I just helped her get some clothes out of the washer and my head touched her pussy , but it was just like a slice show - the time my head could really touched her pussy was about 1/2 second . Last nite I fucked my girlfriend but I had no feeling , didn't feel good at all.

I am horny now .

Troll

you sick fuck!

I'm so jealous -- you made a girl pass out

I'm not sure a pussy could 'throb' though. It really isn't big enough...

I had put my dick in a shaken pussy.

sounded good thou hahahah