Offer: Who wants to go partying with me in LONDON?
 

Yes thats right, I will be your guide for the day if you are visiting. I will take you to all the great places. london tower, london bridge, the big wheel, the queens pad, tony blairs crib, the red phoneboxs.

and then at night I will take you to all the great clubs and get you wasted and laid like you have never been before. This is a once in a lifetime opportunitey and as long as you pay for my drinks and a hotel room for me. I will be your guide and help you have a fucking awesome time.

I dont know london that well, but boy, i sure know how to party!

enquiring minds = icq 194484460


No more shall be said on this.

I don't want to get in trouble for partying with children. :1orglaugh

1: i dont need a hotel - i live here.

2: do you do double anal?

haha has gfy turned to craigslist now lol?

i do want to go upto a london club soon. but i think i can navigate my own way round ;)

listen up old man coz i will say this only once.

I will show you a GREAT time, if you want to pull lesbians. i WILL make it happen.

If you want to have more redbull than your body can handle. i WILL make it happen

I will keep you safe from all the wierdos out there and you will NEVER forget this day. EVER.

Damn if that's an open offer I may hit you up someday...

you want double anal in your house? i WILL make it happen. I will fly squishy and pornojew over right away if the price is right.

I've been to London and had the time of my life. I doubt you could beat it, but no worries :winkwink:

did you go to london with an 18 year old? nope!

you will see the city through the eyes of an 18 year old.

Good luck with that.... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aren't you gay? I'm too hot it would be akward

what? no straight here. which is why i would do all the pulling for you

you score while i do the hardwork

"meet my friend kaliC, hes from LA"
and bingo your in bed with some girl.

Hell ya, lets get a posse!!! :1orglaugh They take food stamps there?

au contraire mon ami.

london is not a cheap place. leave your food stamps behind to all the mexicans in LA. where your going your going to have to get your wallet out. 1 good drink will come to $15 where we are going lad.

come on kalic!!!

Why would anyone want to do that?

self explanitry my friend. totally self explanitry

I would think that someone older with some experience would be a better bet. Or at least someone who lived there. :1orglaugh

i have contacts in london, good ones. try your oldtime friends to find you a hit of coke or a drag of weed. you wouldnt be able too. whereas with me? its simply go east to dagenham!


also, i dont know how old you are, guessing 35, say u want to pull a 18 year old. goodluck you and your tour guide both 35 trying to chat up a pair of 18 year olds. what you need is pimp scottybuzz!

im off to bed, serious offers icq me.

all i say to you candyflip is do something wild and crazy. dont apply rules by saying it would be better with an older guide

thats codswallop. you wont be living your life that way!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

I'm confused,I can get that basic info from a travel agent for free,but you want me to pay for drinks and a room for you?

See through the eyes of an 18 year old? I can already drink myself fucking silly so I don't remember any of my life experiences all by myself.

its reasoning like this why you have 80,000 posts on a message board spunky :thumbsup

Lol how sad. People without money AND friends...

i dont understand this comment. are you saying i dont have money or friends?

rofllllllllllllllllll

I think Franck is looking for a quide in London

Well, by making this thread it kinda looks like you don't...

just by wanting to have a good time and give someone a bit of inpspiration doesnt mean i dont have friends. i just got back from a 4 day weekend all day drinking festival with people who werent my friends but now are.

as for money, london is an expensive place and the sales i make, it would be hard to cover it.

Ok, I'm coming as well and taking DarkJedi with me

we gonna hit the clubs hard :Graucho

I am booking a flight now... But I am bringing my own pussy :pimp

Well being born and raised in London, i think i may have to take you partying!

Do you suck me off if we dont get laid?

how many people took the offer so far?

just one, klen teleris

maybe my ex-gf :1orglaugh

OK, I'll take you up on that! :thumbsup :winkwink:

Polish, if you Franck, scottyb and DJ are all meeting up i might have to come for shits and giggles! Count me in!

So Scotty you been to the UK before then ?? And when you gonna be around you ll have to come down to the our club its just outside London but easily accessible by the london underground :) Hit me up on icq if you'd like to come !
That goes for all webmasters any of you ever in london come down to the club and then we can talk business over a dance or 6 :thumbsup

nah never been to the uk before, i heard its shit :321GFY

by the way thanks for the offer! if ever i do venture into knobhead land i will think about it!