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DarkJedi 04-06-2007 02:46 AM

Nigerian scammer OWNED! (hilarious)
 
Holy shit, I haven't laughed so hard in months.

Take your time to read this report, you will piss yourself: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

grumpy 04-06-2007 03:22 AM

Long read but great find

DarkJedi 04-06-2007 03:57 AM

Yeah took me about an hour to read it all but it's pure entertainment.

Mad props to the guy (scam baiter).

dynastoned 04-06-2007 04:36 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

idiot

Klen 04-06-2007 04:47 AM

I've seen similar case where scambatier use company name from series only fools and horses(he used name Del Troter)I think it's on same site.

KingK7 04-06-2007 05:09 AM

"As most of the alleged offences took place in Spain, this will be primarily a Spanish inquisition, and will be headed by Spanish detective, Juan Trique Ponee, he's quite butch."



aaaahahahahaha

Brad Mitchell 04-06-2007 05:12 AM

Wow, great read!!!

Brad

dakota1358 04-06-2007 05:12 AM

yeah long read and sitting thru the video but funny

hezochiah 04-06-2007 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7 (Post 12207283)
"this will be primarily a Spanish inquisition"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nHGOl-jfUK0

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...

Violetta 04-06-2007 05:21 AM

Quote:

it give me great pleasure to discover you, since this had being my unending quest. sir, i do request your sponsorship in my artistic career. (What "career"? You're going to be dead in a few weeks man!) i own an art studio here in nigeria, and would be glad should your count me worthy of your donation

thanks

ony Obo.
haha... this is good.

Lykos 04-06-2007 05:31 AM

what a looseR:)

Violetta 04-06-2007 05:49 AM

Quote:

Also, I must apologise; I was unaware that national currency of Nigeria is the Indian Rupee as is clearly demonstrated in the advertisement for the Nokia monyle phone. What a dumbass I am turning out to be. I hope you will forgive my ignorance?
muhahahahaha... FUCKING owned!!!!!!

natas 04-06-2007 05:52 AM

great find and funny as hell :)

Pimpin_J 04-06-2007 06:28 AM

Bahaha.. atleast the scammer had some work done lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gornyhuy 04-06-2007 06:41 AM

Holy hell... that is INVOLVED.
The parrot sketch is pure gold.

notabook 04-06-2007 06:58 AM

ROFL... the only thing that could have made it better is if it were Good Friday.

OH WAIT! YATTA BARS!

Sexsitesurfer 04-06-2007 07:25 AM

Damn he put a lot of time into that. Funny as hell though. Great find!

GITZINGER 04-06-2007 08:56 AM

Holy Fuck!! LMAO!! "Juan Trique Ponee" ba ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
Long read but totally worth it!!

NinjaSteve 04-06-2007 09:02 AM

Can you just quote some funny stuff here?

glad2beme 04-06-2007 09:05 AM

thats some funny shit man! thanks for sharing!

Pleasurepays 04-06-2007 09:32 AM

that was funny. hahaha... the squirrel made a nest in it.

takes a long time to read through them and follow the story but its worth it. i read this the other day and thought it was pretty funny just because he kept pushing so far http://www.419eater.com/html/tommy_mark.htm - puppy meat imports

lazycash 04-06-2007 10:58 AM

Ony Obo did not attend the Annual Nigerian Email Conference and needs to improve his scamming skills if he wants to get paid out in the future.

Deej 04-06-2007 11:24 AM

Way too deep...

Homer 04-06-2007 11:32 AM

I almost read it all :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 04-06-2007 11:36 AM

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

martinsc 04-06-2007 11:59 AM

damn.... i read all of it... all three pages... i am in pain... i haven't laughed that much for quite some time...
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 04-06-2007 12:09 PM

I used to spend hours reading that site, hilarious shit. :thumbsup

jakethedog 04-06-2007 12:10 PM

Bravo !! excellent ..EXCELLENT work !!!

Biggy 04-06-2007 12:17 PM

Last week I saw on Dateline with Chris Hansen - "To Catch An ID Thief" where they took it one step further. It revolved around credit card fraud. The goods were shipped to people in the US. These people had fallen in love with people they met online (the nigerian scammers). From there, the US people would ship it to South Africa I believe, where someone else would receive the packages. From there they were shipped to Bellini, the country right next to Nigeria (its a better disguise as more people realize how much scam originates out of Nigeria). They tracked a few packages, each package had a special tracking device for them. At one point, the package was picked up right from a shipping dock where all packages go thru when it enters the country. They went and spoke to the postal inspector - and mysteriously, the package re-emerged there all beat up and repackaged.

They then took over the emails of one of the US guys who was doing the shipping from the US. In the love letters, he said he was interested in helping her with her new business so they arranged a place to meet up. (Btw, the pictures of the girls were generic porn pictures). Chris Hansen poses as the guy, its all recorded, their in Bellini. A "barrister" comes in with a girl who doesn't look like her. They go through the whole process, its very entertaining. It goes from one business proposition to another, to another. He catches the guy in all the lies, brings out the camera crews, etc. He couldn't have him arrested, but it was quite entertaining. I highly recommend searching for it on YouTube.

On a side note, a few years ago, i believe Russian scammers were using Melissa's photos saying they needed money to move over to the US. We were contacted, quite a few people were scammed, in some cases, up to a few thousand dollars. These scams are quite widespread.

tASSy 04-06-2007 12:25 PM

419eater rocks my world. if i had more time i'd bait these fools all day too. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Snake Doctor 04-06-2007 12:30 PM

This was absolutely hilarious and the fucken guy deserved it.

Jamie 04-06-2007 12:31 PM

long read but pretty good

maalox 04-06-2007 12:43 PM

Awesome read,it kept me very entertained!
Thanks for sharing

D_Unit 04-06-2007 12:59 PM

OMG.....Ok, I almost pissed myself with the photo of the dead squirrel:
http://www.419eater.com/images/bigman10.jpg

Martina Warren 04-06-2007 01:02 PM

That was way too funny! Thanks for the link

woj 04-06-2007 01:11 PM

good shit :1orglaugh

spideriux 04-06-2007 01:45 PM

bhahahaa :D

pornguy 04-06-2007 01:48 PM

Sounds like he is doing the work that needs to be done.

jasminexxx 04-06-2007 02:14 PM

thanks for the link , the guy deserved it .
Can't wait to see the next update of this story :1orglaugh

g$$$ 04-06-2007 02:44 PM

excellent story..best read i've read in a while...


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