After Shock Media is in the hospital.
 

Damn I hate third person talking, not sure how some of you all do that all the time.

Ok as title says I am in the hospital yet again. Was admitted last week on Tuesday and finally got a temporary internet connection today a week later (Tuesday). I will more than likely be laid up for the next few weeks dealing with a damn infection that moved to a bone. They should be transferring me from the hospital to another place that is a lot less medical (i.e. no people dieing around me) sometime this week. Hopefully I will be able to maintain the broadband I was able to establish today. If not I guess I will deal with dial up for a few weeks. Though I really think hospitals should come with wifi.

PS. Yes I get to deal with all of this right when I had planned on launching a new site. Still plan on doing it despite being laid up, ones work is never done and a hospital stay is no excuse either.

Well now you know why I have not answered anyone during the last week. If you had tried getting into contact me via icq, email, etc. you now know why I did not respond. I do know I sort of accidentally killed like 6 icq messages that were on my computer, so if I do not respond back to you and you did message me, please try again.

get well soon man!

Get well soon man.

Get well. It sucks to hear when anyone has to be in the hospital.

That sucks man..hoping for a speedy recovery

Where should I send the strippers? Every time I've been in the hospital I thought "fuck, why isn't anyone sending me strippers?"

Lusty Candy Stripers coming your way! take care.

get better buddy ..

hospitals creep the hell out of me, only been in one a couple of times for less than a week - glad to hear they're transferring you somewhere less intense to get better. get well soon :thumbsup

Good luck, great attitude.

Hope you get well soon, don't let the nurses steal your money.

You need anything?

Magazines?
Shit to keep you busy?
Put Casey Parker on a plane in a nurses outfit?

lol

In all seriousness, if ya need anything man, let me know via icq or email me at djairek at gmail and i'll set ya up.

i hate hospitals and i know what relief little things can bring.

get well soon buddy.

damn dude get well soon n shit ;) lmk if you need a hooker :winkwink:

Get well soon ASM, hope everything goes well.

Get well soon and nice work to you!

hmmm, I bet you are the most popular patient with the nurses ;)

Feel better, hospitals aren't the most fun that I know too. Bribe them with some free porn to get you out faster. ;)

take care!

Hey, that sucks and must be painful.. thinking of you and wishing you a speedy recovery too. You are one of the few who's posts are always meaningful, intelligent even in the zoo.. eh you know what I mean :)

Take good care of yourself, will ya?

You are a true friend :thumbsup

good luck and i hope you mend well

best of luck. get well soon.

sorry to hear that, hope you get well soon

Concentrate on your health first. Get well... Do some positive thinking.. I am

sorry to hear, heres to a speedy recovery

Hope you can escape soon.

If you need any work done, I am sure a lot of us will help.

get well soon man!

Thanks everyone.

Couple of things of note.

1. Pick lines hurt like hell when they put them in despite what they may "claim". This is more of a long term IV and blood draw device than the ones they put in the back of your hand or your arm. With this one they insert a long ass needle through your upper arm and into a large vein or artery (not sure which just deep and they need an x-ray afterwards). Holy shit that hurt when they attempted to numb the area to do it all.

2. Hospital food has not gotten any damn better. Then to make matters even worse I am not allowed to eat certain foods for the next three to four weeks while on this antibiotic. No aged meats, no cheese, no on certain veggies, no beer, no wine, no soy, and well no lots of damn things. Not a huge list but enough small ingredients that when combined really piss you off to no end. Since it cancels out many fast food or easy to grab restaurant food. I swear if anything gets to me it will be the food.

You can not just fold some scrambled eggs on top of each other and call it an omelet for varieties sake. I am also afraid to say I think flavor and or spice has been banned from this building. I about screamed when my dinner was delivered. Menu stated enchiladas, well oops none for me (stupid cheese rule). So I get some white rice, boiled carrots, and a steamed chicken breast. Oh I also got a roll and some fruit. Whoo hoo!

3. The death of the nurse outfit was not all bad. Ok true the outfit died about fifteen years ago but it is not all that bad. I will be the first to admit that the combo of scrubs and females is very damn good. See scrubs have this deep V neck and well.... Gawd I am so glad small breasted women are anti bra.

4. Private rooms rock, enough said.

5. Lack of DVR lets me know how damn addicted to that damn TV feature I was/am. I so keep reaching for the remote to pause or fast forward damn shows.

6. I am using this to also quit smoking. Yippie even more stress and mood swings. Also nicorette gum tastes like what I imagine Dennis Leary's ass must taste like. It tastes so damn bad that I am pulling more of a cold turkey than chewing that crap. Maybe 1 piece if that a day.

7. Night nurses are pretty damn creepy. Really they are. I seriously think they may not be all there if you know what I mean.

Get well soon, hope you are having fun with the "creepy" nurses heh

Make sure ou have two nurses scrubbing you down. Request a sponge bath.

I've missed your posting. Get well real quick.

Good to hear from you... Hope it gets better soon!

Get well soon

Get well soon!

Damn ASM, I hope you heal up and get out of the hospital soon. Just keep reminding yourself, "I'm already out of the hospital and back home", in like a zen-time does not exist-sort of way. I look forward to seeing you online again.

P.S.

Two words for you: "sponge bath", and hopefully not from a 6'3 hairy dude. :1orglaugh

Best wishes man :thumbsup

sounds like you are on an MAO Inhibitor drug. Those are the exact same food restrictions i was on for almost 2 years and it drove me more insane than i already am. The risk is that if you eat any of that stuff your blood pressure can shoot through the roof and you'll have a stroke. A few times I risked becoming a vegetable for some beef jerky or a pickle.

good luck, hope u get better soon.

Good luck with your health :)

I really hope you get better soon. You are one of my favourite posters and the person that pushed me to find out how to make my own mustard :)

goodluck dude hope you get better soon

Hope that you will get better soon :)