I fucked the babysitter [amazing story]
 

well actually: its the other way around. And it gets even weirder.

This girl in Holland who posted on a famous forum claimed that she was so gonna fuck the guy who hired her as a babysitter. She posted every day, amazing stories, detailed and juicy as can be. Lotsa ppl replied gave her advice.

Guess what.

It was fake. That 'girl' set out the whole deal and is a wellknown writer, she published the whole forumblog as a book. And a LOT of ppl are pissed as hell.

Whats your 2 cents on this?

this is it (on Bol - an Amazon alike store)

http://www.nl.bol.com/is-bin/INTERSH...01004004703897

book first chapter

http://images.fok.nl/upload/070303_5...gboekintro.jpg

forum first post (the same)

http://forum.fok.nl/topic/747271

I guess she should look up the term "copyright"...

fuck off moron you sold your program a decade ago noone wants you here anymore - go back to injecting steroids and posting pics on other boards

translator!!!
we need a translator

you know nothing. See you soon, faggot

I know everything your buddy told me - Im landing the 28th want my flight schedule? If you or anyone else even as much point at me youll be spending the show in jail, call the SD police they know it all, you just stay put in that number 13 apparment Dave, theres a reason why its nr 13

Must suck to be unreasonable ugly AND stupid. Do you think anybody is going to care if you get your stupid ass kicked? Short answer, NO!

The police don't care about a Dutch Porno Pervert!

IT WAS FAKE????

I'm in shock.

yup... i want to read that story....

Still trying to cover your ass arent you. You have no idea what I know Dave. And every day your pulling shit I know the next day.

OMG OMG OMG there are porno perverts on gfy? :helpme :helpme :helpme

omg. Did she say she was of age...u seriously feel victimized bc u didn't get to fuck some babysitter? Christ, go get a hooker.

So you didn't fuck her??

Dont worry, you will get whats coming to you :winkwink:

Lets not forget who cost who $ by being shady. Bring your checkbook to Phoenix, you are going to need it.

whoop de doo

so what am I gonna get Dave?

Stupider by the second? Oh wait, you have already reached maximum retardation levels.

all talk like always and like everyone says - even your best friends

How would you like this pic going in every single useless thread I see of yours from now until the forum.

Newsflash: Posting 10 useless threads everyday and pictures of your lame models, who are average at best, does not make people respect you.

http://junk.unitedpimps.com/gaybob.jpg

you guys need to make up...see how nice other people treat each other
http://hentaifrenzy.com/picsnshit/valentines2.jpg

Posting my pic thanks - free publicity

I agree my forehead is big and you know what? I dont care - I dont inject steroids every day to look better then I really am. Police loved that story. Never knew those were illegal in the US.

Well actually theres nothing to make up for.

Mr David is just pissed off cause we didnt buy a site. He wanted to cash in and we werent interested.

And what do you do when someone says no to a bizdeal? You threaten him.

Talking bout stupid. Glad the SD police thought the same.

Blah Blah Balh. You are boring. By the way, everybody I have talked to in the business about you all say the same thing... that you are CREEPY and WEIRD! Ha!

Lies Lies Lies

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/659864-drama-calling-thinkx-dutch-teen-cashs-rep-kayla-drama.html

Funny to see you chicken. You dont even have the guts to post here that youre gonna beat me up. What a joke.

whats with all this drama guys?

Hey now... there's no fighting when there's babysitters to fuck! Comeon guys... have a little respect for the babysitter's needs! ;)

Back to the thread - fake something to make money? Sounds like she needs to come work in our job. She'd be great at it.

In 2 words

Mr David is mad cause a bizdeal went wrong and then decided to physically threaten me.

Here are 2 more words

FUCK YOU

See you soon you little cunt

This is kind of like a co-opted version of the Densha Otoko forum legend that became a book.

anyways, the first post was funny

R

28th Dave want my flight schedule or do you want me to come up to Earl?

Neither, I want you to do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun :)

Well thats not gonna happen - not much left of that brave shit youre pulling now is there David Michael Rosen

Like I said all talk, youre not even man enough to post here youre gonna beat me up.

What a joke.

we will see who gets the last laugh. out

yeah the SD police thought this was pretty funny too. Glad your best friend gave me all your personal details.

The police care soooooooooo much LOL

99% of those kinds of stories on forums are fake. big surprise. not sure who would actually want to read a book about it though.