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Michael O 02-23-2007 10:19 AM

I Quit My Job, Won the Lottery
 
Weeeeee I won the fucking lottery, just send my notice.
?1,000,000 man I am so excited.



FROM: MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT,

NEDERLAND DAYZERS:
PALEISSTRAAT 5, 2514 JA,
THE HAGUE, THE NETHERLANDS.
Official Website: www.dayzers.nl,

MONTH OF FEBRUARY:

These are your winning information?s:

TICKET NUMBER: xxxxxxx
LUCKY NUMBER: 09, 22, 36, 61, 63, 79, 84
REFRENCE NUMBER: xxxxxxx
BATCH NUMBER: xxxxxx

OUR DEAR WINNER,

YOU WON THE SUM OF (ONE MILLION EURO) FROM DAYZERS LOTTERY AND GAMING CORPORATION. THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.

WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS A MONTHLY LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM YOUR WIN WILL RESULT INTO THE REVERSION OF THE WINNING SUM TO OUR FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. (CLAIMS DEADLINE, 14TH OF MARCH, 2007). PLEASE CONTACT OUR APPROVED CLAIM DEPARTMENT FOR YOUR REGION WITH YOUR WINNING INFORMATION.

DAYZERS ONLINE LOTTERY.
DR. JOHAN GALLAGHER.
DAYZERS CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: +31-623-868-256
E-MAIL: [email protected]

REGARDS,

MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT.
DIRECTOR OF DAYZERS LOTTERY ONLINE.

This is a joke I am not that stupid, really I am not

the alchemist 02-23-2007 10:20 AM

I win the lottery daily! :winkwink:

Pimpin_J 02-23-2007 10:21 AM

Lol Wtf?!

Harry Red 02-23-2007 10:23 AM

Buy me a new car, dude!
:)

RawAlex 02-23-2007 10:44 AM

oh, go on. Call them and see what they say. It should be classic.

beta-tester 02-23-2007 10:48 AM

I love those bullshitters and similar mails :D LOL

Boobs 02-23-2007 10:51 AM

:1orglaugh

djroof 02-23-2007 10:54 AM

Wooohooooo congrats man!!! Now reload our epassportes!

born2blog 02-23-2007 10:54 AM

If I only had a penny for each email I've received like that LOL

Strickie 02-23-2007 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 11963388)
THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.

damn, you are lucky :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Klen 02-23-2007 10:57 AM

I was even once received snail mail with similar content

Adultnet 02-23-2007 11:01 AM

lol thats great to win this letters !

Fap 02-23-2007 11:05 AM

I always had a feeling that one day ONE of these would be real and i would delete it haha

Sosa 02-23-2007 11:13 AM

lol you too? :)

tenderobject 02-23-2007 11:27 AM

hey keyser ive sent you icq message could you check your icq? thanks

bby the way, im winning lottery everyday rom my 20 different emails lol

Michael O 02-23-2007 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject (Post 11963754)
hey keyser ive sent you icq message could you check your icq? thanks

bby the way, im winning lottery everyday rom my 20 different emails lol

Can you please resend it, ICQ crashed earlier today so I might have missed it.

Angelo22 02-23-2007 11:31 AM

Oh noes, another fellow millionaire!!

pornguy 02-23-2007 11:31 AM

Kool me 2. I won 4 times yesterday.

96ukssob 02-23-2007 11:43 AM

hahaha nice. i wonder how many people fall for this scam? seems pretty sucessful if they keep using it.

LustyBucks 02-23-2007 11:46 AM

nice, a pity it's not true :1orglaugh

DutchTeenCash 02-23-2007 11:48 AM

wow theyre even using real names now

dayzers is an existing lottery in the netherlands - that addy exists too

too funny theyre adding a cellphone nr and ppl prolly still call

Scott McD 02-23-2007 11:50 AM

I donated my million to charity... :winkwink:

SmokeyTheBear 02-23-2007 12:04 PM

hey michael o hit me up ..

I have an online phone system i use that records phonecalls directly to the net and lets you mask your caller id and voice..

Hit me up ill give my calling card number.

polle54 02-23-2007 12:06 PM

it's so nice to be an internet user, you constantly win the lottery, thank god for teh interweb

Fat Panda 02-23-2007 12:10 PM

fuck ya.....go lotttrery winner

tranza 02-23-2007 12:16 PM

Are you still with Epassporte?

(I don't see them on your sig)

goldmine 02-23-2007 12:19 PM

congrats...







:error

tranza 02-23-2007 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 11963981)
Are you still with Epassporte?

(I don't see them on your sig)

Nevermind, it's there. It just didn't load the first time.

germ 02-23-2007 12:27 PM

was i the only one that saw this thread title and though "oh shit...there goes epassportes only good support guy"?

AK 02-23-2007 12:27 PM

will they pay via epassporte? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shekinah 02-23-2007 12:32 PM

May I request a house and lot for that?

CyberHustler 02-23-2007 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by germ (Post 11964045)
was i the only one that saw this thread title and though "oh shit...there goes epassportes only good support guy"?

no.........

CaptainHowdy 02-23-2007 12:46 PM

Congrats ! ROFL !

digifan 02-23-2007 12:53 PM

Congrats :)

TubeSubmitters 02-23-2007 12:59 PM

congrats to all the winners

tASSy 02-23-2007 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 11964078)
no.........

i was thinking the same thing, 'oh noes! what will GFY do without keyser?!'

OzMan 02-23-2007 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 11964078)
no.........

what he said :winkwink:

Hollywood376 02-23-2007 01:04 PM

You may not be aware of this yet, but you must first send me a fee of $763.59 so that I can process your winning ticket. Once your claim is processed, there may be an additional fee. You know what, just send me your checkbook, I'll take care of everything for you.

lazycash 02-23-2007 01:09 PM

Everyone can win the lottery, you just need to know how to send out the right emails. Best way to learn is to attend the Annual Nigerian Email Conference.

lot 02-23-2007 01:12 PM

Doubt! If true, congrats!


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