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Rankings 02-14-2007 11:40 AM

If you could be Any Animal.. which would you be?
 
so if you could be one, which would you be?

AssPirate 02-14-2007 11:46 AM

a flying piranha

Jman 02-14-2007 11:46 AM

Cat...


Now feed me and go empty my litter.

polish_aristocrat 02-14-2007 11:49 AM

http://www.junglewalk.com/animal-pic...eater-4059.jpg

Matilda PP 02-14-2007 11:52 AM

I would be an eagle and fly high :)

C_U_Next_Tuesday 02-14-2007 11:53 AM

Grizzly Bear

CherryLipsRosa 02-14-2007 11:55 AM

a bird ! how about you bobby ?

Sarah_Jayne 02-14-2007 11:58 AM

humans are animals and I am pretty happy with that as my selection

Azlord 02-14-2007 12:00 PM

If I could be anything in the world that flew
I would be a bat and come swooping after you

Damian_Maxcash 02-14-2007 12:00 PM

An apple......

Tiffany Preston 02-14-2007 12:55 PM

i will be a wild black panther ! :)

gimo33 02-14-2007 01:00 PM

a rabbit.... i'm sure you know why...

bobby666 02-14-2007 01:09 PM

a bear, sleeping 5 months in winter

chris01282 02-14-2007 01:57 PM

a crocodile

I'd wait in the shallows and when the moment was right, I'd jump out and bite your fucking legs off... :thefinger

ADL Colin 02-14-2007 02:37 PM

...Human

corbu 02-14-2007 02:38 PM

a liger?
 
a liger like in napoleon dynamite

Ice 02-14-2007 02:43 PM

Black Panther

http://www.chsforever.org/Images/Bla...anther%202.jpg

notabook 02-14-2007 02:45 PM

Megalodon. Because they were sharks. GIANT sharks.

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6...donfotosq1.jpg

D 02-14-2007 02:46 PM

A Human.

With superpowers.

And the ability to control time.

:)

BVF 02-14-2007 02:53 PM

I'd be a vulture...It has few natural predators, can fly, highly immune to disease, and will eat well in good times and bad times without having to work too hard to find food.

Pound for pound, a vulture eats more meat than any other animal.

I apply the philosophy of a vulture in the porn game..I'm willing to put up ANY kind of woman regardless of how she looks and I get the models cheaply and without spending too much time or money to procure them....This is why I'm eating and will continue to eat.

Long live the vulture:

http://www.able-travel.com/ethiopia0...ba%20minch.JPG

EnticeTV_Susan 02-14-2007 03:05 PM

A Gibnut cuz of the name!

seeric 02-14-2007 03:06 PM

A Monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DutchTeenCash 02-14-2007 03:11 PM

http://www.dutchteencash.com/funnypics/bunnyfood.jpg

Honez 02-14-2007 03:16 PM

A pig. There is something sort of appealing about a 30 minute orgasm.

SilentKnight 02-14-2007 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2bet (Post 11917013)
If you could be Any Animal.. which would you be? so if you could be one, which would you be?

A jackrabbit in the Arizona desert...no brainer.

(you figure out why) :winkwink:

shahab6 02-14-2007 05:36 PM

I would be a fish.

Ice 02-14-2007 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 11918274)
A pig. There is something sort of appealing about a 30 minute orgasm.

Don't have to be a pig for that, do I have to give Cole a few tips? :winkwink:

Honez 02-14-2007 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 11919035)
Don't have to be a pig for that, do I have to give Cole a few tips? :winkwink:

If you know how to give a woman a 30 minute O, you need to give seminars :thumbsup

markyman 02-14-2007 05:45 PM

I would be the pubic lice on hillary's coochie

Scott McD 02-14-2007 05:45 PM

A lion. And i'd get me some big pussy !

Spunky 02-14-2007 05:45 PM

I'd be an Eagle and catch Salmon all day

Kimo 02-14-2007 05:46 PM

a cheeta or a dolphin lol i dunno

tASSy 02-14-2007 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 11918274)
A pig. There is something sort of appealing about a 30 minute orgasm.

i love little piggies!! i pick this animal too. also for the above reason, and their corkscrew penises. :thumbsup

J. Falcon 02-14-2007 06:08 PM

http://www.akfentertainment.com/akfpic/akfhors2.jpg

Fucksakes 02-14-2007 06:28 PM

Id be a sheep, so i could hang out on gfy all day and night

EBORG9 02-14-2007 06:42 PM

If only for a day...a fly on the wall at the White House, so I can see what the fuck they do all day, that they can't get this shit right.

Rankings 02-14-2007 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 11919047)
If you know how to give a woman a 30 minute O, you need to give seminars :thumbsup

LMAO....

gecko 02-14-2007 06:55 PM

A lion... king of the jungle:D

Rochard 02-14-2007 07:15 PM

I'd be a bunny rabbit so I can sit there and make more bunny rabbits

all

day

long!

Rankings 02-14-2007 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11919480)
I'd be a bunny rabbit so I can sit there and make more bunny rabbits

all

day

long!

i knew this was coming soon


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