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DarkJedi 01-18-2007 10:55 AM

Hef is planning to impregnate a girl 1/4 his age
 
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/hu...ome_oldes.html

Hef a father at 80 http://sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/lol.gif

Think he'll go to his kid's college graduation when he's 101? http://sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/lol.gif

Tom_PM 01-18-2007 10:59 AM

That would be awesome. Go, Hef!

hollinator 01-18-2007 11:01 AM

"I've accepted he's got three girls living in his mansion, but my mind can't wrap itself around him actually having sex with any of them. The concept is so fantastic it might as well be a banjo-playing mermaid."

ROFL - Although we all know that men well into this age are perfectly capable of having sex, it's still funny. No one wants to really think about it though. And hell, if that's what Holly wants, let her have it!

alexg 01-18-2007 11:43 AM

he must be consuming some mad viagra....

salesman 01-18-2007 12:36 PM

that was good:
Then the mother will have two diapers to change: Hugh's and the baby's.

Shakula 01-18-2007 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg (Post 11750109)
he must be consuming some mad viagra....

Hef wont live long, he will die soon.
Just because he use viagra and has done that for quite some time now.
His heart wont be able to handle more!

isabelllo 01-18-2007 12:43 PM

That'll make Holly happy, if how much she talks about wanting kids with Hef on 'The Girls Next Door' is any indication.

I like her.

bareskin 01-18-2007 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by salesman (Post 11750464)
that was good:
Then the mother will have two diapers to change: Hugh's and the baby's.

oh my fucking GOD :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

stev0 01-18-2007 12:45 PM

I think i just threw up a little in my mouth

BigCashCrew 01-18-2007 12:47 PM

Good for him. I wish I was one of his sons.

Vendzilla 01-18-2007 12:59 PM

good for Hef, Tony Randall had a child at 79 I think

Brad 01-18-2007 01:02 PM

i hope i'm still banging when i'm 80.

Sosa 01-18-2007 01:04 PM

go go hef!

topshelfdesign 01-18-2007 01:08 PM

Fair play to the guy!

Mr. Romance 01-18-2007 01:09 PM

To each his own.


Mr. Romance

tranza 01-18-2007 01:17 PM

That guys is a god.

DarkJedi 01-18-2007 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 11750748)
That guys is a god.

Far from it.

SxDx 01-18-2007 01:20 PM

the man is truly a role model to men everywhere

haha

Huggles 01-18-2007 01:31 PM

If you paid those girls what Hef pays them, you could be 80 and banging 3 20-ish blondes too


Nothing special

Dagwolf 01-18-2007 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxDx (Post 11750772)
the man is truly a role model to men everywhere

haha


I don't know about that, but he's sure left his mark on the world!

Oughta build himself a pyramid...

dooglas 01-18-2007 02:09 PM

Holly really wants a baby with him so let's see what happens.

madawgz 01-18-2007 02:11 PM

lets see what happens.......:)

Huggles 01-18-2007 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dooglas (Post 11750979)
Holly really wants a baby with him so let's see what happens.


LOL


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

dissipate 01-18-2007 02:14 PM

Hef is pretty close to kickin the bucket, give it another 5-10 years.

TheLegacy 01-18-2007 02:56 PM

Hef is living the American dream - if the man so chooses to have a child with someone legal - then who are we to tell him it's right or wrong? society changes as does it's idea of what's right or wrong. Remember only 20 - 30 years ago how wrong it was for a black man to be with a white girl - now it is acceptable.

as long as it is within the law - enjoy the seed spreading Hef - you've earned it

bopha 01-18-2007 03:10 PM

Publicity to combat the fact that one of those braindead potato head girls said the show was fake and they can't stand each other and thaht no one shimmy-shams with Hef.

Huggles 01-18-2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bopha (Post 11751314)
Publicity to combat the fact that one of those braindead potato head girls said the show was fake and they can't stand each other and thaht no one shimmy-shams with Hef.

Wha??????

Busty 01-18-2007 03:13 PM

word on the street is he does all the girls anal only after they are all tested, that way he prevents having to worry about future kids unless he wants them. Inside track since my ex GF is really friendly with 2 of the last live ins, don't kid yourself he is the man, he is getting laid, they are at least a third of his age and less, and did I say, he is the man!

_Richard_ 01-18-2007 03:21 PM

feel sorry for the kid, if he has one

R

Lazonby 01-18-2007 03:32 PM

I think what makes Playboy seem a little 'uncool' for me is that it is headed by an old man.

timlover 01-18-2007 03:37 PM

you should only parent a child if you have a reasonable lifespan to be a functional parent to that child.

sure Hef has lots of money and I'm sure the kid would be well takin care of, but money doesn't replace a father....

I'm only 34 and I have an 8 year old son, and it already tears me up that someday I'm gonna die and not be there anymore for him...

DWB 01-18-2007 03:39 PM

Good for him. Shame on the shallow whore that is going to let him do it.

DWB 01-18-2007 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 11751229)
Remember only 20 - 30 years ago how wrong it was for a black man to be with a white girl - now it is acceptable.


Is it?

Shit. Depends on where you ask that question, and who you're asking.

SomeCreep 01-18-2007 03:57 PM

Hef is a pimp. I think instead of having a kid with Holly, Hef should just clone himself. That way he can be born again and live another 90 years.

notabook 01-18-2007 05:42 PM

That is so unfair to do to a child. Poor kid =\

reynold 01-18-2007 09:42 PM

Viagra is really working!

tony286 01-18-2007 09:50 PM

very selfish to have kids that old, for the kid to be without a Dad. Chaplin has him beat I think he had a kid at 82.

SetTheWorldonFire 01-18-2007 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 11751356)
feel sorry for the kid, if he has one

R

why, you don't think hef will leave him/her anything?

starpimps 01-18-2007 10:04 PM

this guy just never stops

bvds 01-18-2007 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 11751229)
Hef is living the American dream - if the man so chooses to have a child with someone legal - then who are we to tell him it's right or wrong? society changes as does it's idea of what's right or wrong. Remember only 20 - 30 years ago how wrong it was for a black man to be with a white girl - now it is acceptable.

as long as it is within the law - enjoy the seed spreading Hef - you've earned it

I agree! :thumbsup


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