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newbiz 01-10-2007 10:44 AM

CONTEST: Why do skinny chicks have big pussy lips?
 
Someone please tell me why to skinny chicks have big pussy lips?!! Look at some pics! Most tiny, skinny chicks have big pussy lips!

I think its because the skin that is usually used for the rest of the body ends up down there... kind of like the end of a deflated balloon! LOL

I need to hear some thoughts! Post your answer post some pics!

The best-funniest answer wins 4 VIP Players Ball ticket both nights courtesy of CapitalBucks!

Newbiz

Imortyl Pussycat 01-10-2007 10:52 AM

maybe it's extra protection for the men? so the bony female parts don't inflict serious injuries during sex.:1orglaugh

Danny_C 01-10-2007 10:53 AM

It's a matter of perspective, like fat guys having small dicks.

newbiz 01-10-2007 10:53 AM

LOL i guess this question is to compicated for everyone in here...LOL

newbiz 01-10-2007 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 11703390)
maybe it's extra protection for the men? so the bony female parts don't inflict serious injuries during sex.:1orglaugh


that is a perfect answer thank you sexy beatch...

jmk 01-10-2007 10:54 AM

It's like toothpicks when you push them down on a table the bottom splits up

rocki 01-10-2007 10:56 AM

Unfortunately pussy lips or dicks don't gain or loose weight with the rest of the body. So I would say its kind of the same scenario as a fat man with a small dick... if he looses the weight his dick will look bigger.

:2 cents:

newbiz 01-10-2007 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny_C (Post 11703396)
It's a matter of perspective, like fat guys having small dicks.

Thats some funny shit i am giving you passes just for that!

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munki 01-10-2007 10:57 AM

The meat had to go somewhere... why not give em roast beef.

Varius 01-10-2007 10:58 AM

It's just an illusion. Like if a guy is skinny, or shaves, or both then his dick looks bigger than comparing the same size dick on a fat or unshaven guy.

I'm sure if you measure them they are probably the same size as a lot of lips on chubbier women...

It's all a chick mind-trick :winkwink:

C H R I S 01-10-2007 10:58 AM

Goes back to the taco - If god didnt want man to eat pussy he wouldnt have made it look so mach like a taco.

newbiz 01-10-2007 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocki (Post 11703418)
Unfortunately pussy lips or dicks don't gain or loose weight with the rest of the body. So I would say its kind of the same scenario as a fat man with a small dick... if he looses the weight his dick will look bigger.

:2 cents:

AHAHHHAHHHA!

molly_ca 01-10-2007 11:00 AM

May be the "supreme being" decided to make this model more functional and got rid of useless stuff and focused on the prime function.

SCOOTER 01-10-2007 11:00 AM

I have no answer for you but here is a Joke ..


Ben: yo man i fucked clair last night.
John: hay welcome to the club i had her at a party but i was so drunk i can only remember one thing.
ben+john:those were some fatass!! Pussy lips

newbiz 01-10-2007 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris (Post 11703439)
Goes back to the taco - If god didnt want man to eat pussy he wouldnt have made it look so mach like a taco.



AHAHHAH! Good one!

ArkansasDave 01-10-2007 11:01 AM

so they can whistle to get your attention

aimeesweet 01-10-2007 11:01 AM

I think we need some photographic evidence to prove your theory newbiz ;)

newbiz 01-10-2007 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molly_ca (Post 11703460)
May be the "supreme being" decided to make this model more functional and got rid of useless stuff and focused on the prime function.

Great answer professor! I like it!

AGP Albert 01-10-2007 11:02 AM

I think it applies your personal views on foreskin :)

newbiz 01-10-2007 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkansasDave (Post 11703469)
so they can whistle to get your attention

HAHHAHHHAHHAHHAH! THAT IS FUCKING FUNNY!

Alain DeLarge 01-10-2007 11:06 AM

So that they have some padding and don't break in half when they straddle their man?


Man, I am not a comedian.
I've wasted a good 5 minutes thinking about this, and besides the above, all I could think is "so this is what Michael Richards feels like"

Varius 01-10-2007 11:10 AM

Well if everyone is going for the more comedic answers, I'll throw in:

"they are that big so they draw your attention away from their small breasts" :1orglaugh

No offense to small-breasted skinny chicks out there of course :winkwink:

DonMike 01-10-2007 11:13 AM

I don't know why, but I would guess it's the same reason skinny guys always have huge cocks.

Lazonby 01-10-2007 11:16 AM

It's so that when they look at their pussies whilst shaving them, there is a reminder to eat more hamburgers and put on weight.

o0o_Lizard_o0o 01-10-2007 11:17 AM

:pimp When something gets bigger, another part gets smaller.... and For something that gets smaller, one part gets bigger. :1orglaugh :pimp

rhon23 01-10-2007 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz (Post 11703341)
Someone please tell me why to skinny chicks have big pussy lips?!! Look at some pics! Most tiny, skinny chicks have big pussy lips!

I think its because the skin that is usually used for the rest of the body ends up down there... kind of like the end of a deflated balloon! LOL

I need to hear some thoughts! Post your answer post some pics!

The best-funniest answer wins 4 VIP Players Ball ticket both nights courtesy of CapitalBucks!

Newbiz

Its official! You are without a doubt extremely twisted!

96ukssob 01-10-2007 11:21 AM

because skinny girls get fucked more than fat girls. more fucking = more friction on the pussy lips = bigger pussy lips

AssPirate 01-10-2007 11:21 AM

Women were supposedly given two mouths. But God said one pair of talking lips are enough. His assistant didn't read the memo so he replaced the tongue below with a clit while God wasn't looking.

HammerALL 01-10-2007 11:22 AM

Lowers their center of gravity so a gust of wind doesn't blow them away.

AssPirate 01-10-2007 11:22 AM

Errr... I didn't answer the question, lemme try again. (This is embarassing...)

newbiz 01-10-2007 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 11703634)
Women were supposedly given two mouths. But God said one pair of talking lips are enough. His assistant didn't read the memo so he replaced the tongue below with a clit while God wasn't looking.

YOU WIN TICKETS! THAT IS SOME FUNNNY SHIT!
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DeadFidel 01-10-2007 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny_C (Post 11703396)
It's a matter of perspective, like fat guys having small dicks.

No way I can beat that shit:1orglaugh

Pinacolada 01-10-2007 11:28 AM

Cause they need to Recoup for the small tits:)

newbiz 01-10-2007 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 11703538)
Well if everyone is going for the more comedic answers, I'll throw in:

"they are that big so they draw your attention away from their small breasts" :1orglaugh

No offense to small-breasted skinny chicks out there of course :winkwink:

Great answer LOL is yo need tickets lets me know [email protected]

Newbiz

Eric 01-10-2007 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz (Post 11703341)
Someone please tell me why to skinny chicks have big pussy lips?!! Look at some pics! Most tiny, skinny chicks have big pussy lips!

I think its because the skin that is usually used for the rest of the body ends up down there... kind of like the end of a deflated balloon! LOL

I need to hear some thoughts! Post your answer post some pics!

The best-funniest answer wins 4 VIP Players Ball ticket both nights courtesy of CapitalBucks!

Newbiz

Cause Newbiz fucks all the skinny chicks and his massive cock destroys their pussies and causes them to have enlarged pussy lips

newbiz 01-10-2007 11:31 AM

Becasue they are more fun to play with than a Stretch Armstong doll.

newbiz 01-10-2007 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 11703723)
Cause Newbiz fucks all the skinny chicks and his massive cock destroys their pussies and causes them to have enlarged pussy lips


Damnit you caught me!

LOL

AZSarah 01-10-2007 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocki (Post 11703418)
Unfortunately pussy lips or dicks don't gain or loose weight with the rest of the body. So I would say its kind of the same scenario as a fat man with a small dick... if he looses the weight his dick will look bigger.

:2 cents:

that's a great answer :thumbsup

Buzz_Aziani 01-10-2007 11:44 AM

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Varius 01-10-2007 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz (Post 11703706)
Great answer LOL is yo need tickets lets me know [email protected]

Newbiz

Thanks, but I'm all good on vip passes so better you give them to people who still need some :thumbsup


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