Choose your surf instructor at COSTA RICA BASH! A or B?
 

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Well the monkey looks like he knows what he's doing, but I'd definitely have to go with the blonde chick... :smokin

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sorry, I have to go A

I have a beautiful girl, and not just that, monkeys fucking rock

speaking of which, is it sad that I would choose a monkey to play with over sex with a hot girl?

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Casey, of course... :jerkoff !!

Can the monkey swim?

not at all, tabitha is a hottie. :thumbsup


monkeys do rock.




ok, i will find another instructor. hang on. hahaha.

Juicy I got this guy to teach you. The sharks don't like that he smells like smoke so you're cool





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his brother couldnt do it


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i have a monkey in my pants

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PS.. I choose B!

she is very cute.

He looks a bit unfit to be a surf instructor Air :winkwink: And doubt he will appear in Costa Rica - unless we cough up his air fare (biz class please)

But bet he is well-mannered and has all the social graces :pimp

Monkeys are amazing creatures - only know three here who ended up around humans and they are just so damned cool. One even wants to share his food with ya - just in case you feel like some fresh fruit :) Very hospitable!

The sad side is families of monkeys are being pressured by a decrease in land area where they can roam - and some end up being electrocuted trying to cross roads by walking along the power cables, but the govt is presenting a suitable face in trying to protect em. One development project was held up for almost 10 days or so at some silly cost per day waiting for the last monkey to move into another area - he was not budging from his home. That cost the developer around $600K waiting for the monkey :1orglaugh

when i was a kid i used to want a monkey. one of them little ones. the rhesus or something. spider monkey. my mom wouldnt but it for me cuz she said they throw poop. :(

instead we didnt get a monkey and my little brother of 2 years old ended up throwing the poop!

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I need a monkey that will pack bowls, and pour Jack and Cokes for me... :thumbsup :pimp

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If you sit in the middle of a rainforest here and keep quiet - eventually all critter life appears and curious as to who the hell you are :) The coaties appear first -

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then the monkeys wonder WTF the coaties are looking at and follow on to check out the action. Their reaction varies - not sure why - maybe if you are in their territory, they will get pissed and start a frenzy of tree-jumping. The worst side is when they start pissing on ya to move you off :winkwink:

Other times the family just sit and watch you - they seem to be OK just studying humans.

Know the type of monkey you mean Air - thats one of the types of tame monkeys I know of and always remember the very first time meeting her and shaking hands - very delicate grip and not what you'd expect and very affectionate :) (Never knew what to expect) That monkey was reared by a biologist - it's mother was killed in an accident when it was very young and it would not be able to fend for itself in the wild.

yeah i was a kid driven by biology and science, i knew that those little monkeys were not the ones to throw their waste. i moved on to asking for baby bengal tigers. LOL.

this time when we go, instead of taking the wild and crazy atv tour, i wanna take a tour to see animals and stuff.

in jaco last year i almost drove my atv off the side of a cliff by accident.

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I'll take B!!

But if she's busy, I'll take C for sure...

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I was going to say A and then try to come up with something clever, but the girl is fucking hot

One place definately worth visting is Puerto Jimenez on the Osa Peninsula - tho it's one hell of a trip to get there by road (road is utter crap). It's basically a village, but the wildlife is used to humans and not too cautious - monkeys walk down the street. The whole place is a ... kinda wildlife paradise. A few of the best national parks are in that area (Corcovado etc) and there are plenty biologist type people who would be happy to show ya around.

National Geographic described that area as the most biodiverse place on the planet (awesome when you think they are putting it above the Amazon basin).

The gulf, Golfo Dulce, is full of sealife - whales, dolphins etc. Another area just next door is the Rio Sierpe - awesome river rich in wildlife (also some fairly large crocodiles!) - well worth taking a boat down the Sierpe.

We just finished a feasibility study on 650 hectares of land there - but doubt we will buy it cos it would mean messing with the enviornment in that area - and it's too senstive already. The wildlife people did a "catalog" of species on that area and it's a list of over 1200 species of wildlife and .. can't remember but around 3000 species of flora - it's literally a paradise :)

Ah.. easy way to get to Puerto Jimenez is fly into the "jungle airstrip" - there are two flights a day and don't cost much. The small town has at least 20 bars (and a couple of whorehouses as well *lol*). The people are very friendly (just edit out the leeches) and plenty folks (expats etc) who speak English.

Here's a couple of links to the general area...

http://www.osaaventura.com/osapeninsula.htm

http://www.osaaventura.com/whytheosa.htm

This must be a trick question?

oh man, good to know. thank you so much for taking the time to write that. last year we stayed like an extra 4-5 days i think.

it was so much fun. i wanna do some of what you suggest this time with casey too.

Good times...

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