***BIG WOODY AWARDS*** Nominees please - Players Ball will do awards BOTH nights
 

OK, I haven't hyped up these awards like I have in years past. Mostly because I'm super busy with 3 Players Ball all within a 4 day period.

Also, the Players Ball has had a jinx on these big wooden dicks. Last year, we had a shortage of wood. We have a surfer/artist located in San Diego named Vinman. He's been missing in action. He might have them made already for all I know, not sure if I'll see him before Vegas. Since it is a dick and people get dicked with my awards, they can get dicked again when I don't actually have the physical cock in hand.

That won't stop my from giving the recognition to the deserving players, so we're still doing the awards.

So, with that in mind...

I need to some suggestions for who YOU think should win this year and why.

The usual awards are:

Pimp of the Year
Player of the Year
Playette of the Year
Chatboard Personality of the Year (I'm GFY loyal for this award)
Rookie of the Year
Single Girl Site of the Year (or hottest chick)
Best Dressed (to be determined that night)

We can create an award for any reason as long as the person deserves the attention and salute.

Our current Pimp of the Year is Ron C (CCBill)
and Player of the Year went to Sweet T (NationalNet)

So, since I don't actually have to make these Woody's this year, I can give more awards. And we have 2 nights, so I really can salute more people for many reasons.

Any toy companies out there want to sponsor the actual award itself? The awards presentation is already sponsored by ImLive.com, but if we had some big dildo's or glass cocks, that could work for now. I'll give exposure in return. When I get the Woody's carved again, I might just get more for all of the people who never got theirs. Including mess ups from people not getting their awards the night of the party in the past.

Let's see who you think should win and why.

Chatboard Personality of the Year (I'm GFY loyal for this award)

too bad;-)

Pimp Shit

At least I'm honest about it.

:pimp

I think that in addition to the killer pimp cups you guys hooked everyone up with, we should all get fitted for some grillz!! Don't you think? I'd totally do it.

Ramos is the current Rookie of the Year...

That's a great idea!

Maybe next year I'll get Flavor Flav's grill maker and set it up.

All the players came from far and wide

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Are you serious?? They can't make those on the spot can they?? Wouldn't you get like a mold or something and send it in with specifications? I dunno.. I'm a grill newbie :)

I am reigning BIG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY WINNERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Pimp of the year - Wiredguy ...he's been deserving for a long time now

Personality of the year - Lindsay from Liondollars "CuriousToyBoy" if he hasn't already won....even if he has, he should win again.

Well the pimp cups were ordered in advance.

So if we had the mold from the grill maker, we can send it out to people to send back with imprints.

It can be done.

Wiredguy is definitely worthy this year. Good one. Not sure which title to give to him, but he needs an award soon.

Lindsay is worthy of an award of some kind, but not personality of the year. He's more of a charactor then a personality.

I still hold the strongest Pimp Hand award :)

I haven't given that award since, so you are indeed the current champ.

No one has come close.

What is the difference between a pimp of the year and a player of the year?

Nice !!! Looking forward to see that !

Players of the Year shave...

J/K


LOL

How are you Datatank?

I am wonderful. How are you?

Will these be an award for the coolest dog this year?
I vote for Arnold and Maggie

Good question.

It's a matter of opinion, but since it's my opinion that matters, I might as well share it.

The Pimp of the Year is the biggest honor. The person who had the biggest year and most respect amongst peers.

The Player of the Year can go to the person who adds that nice touch to things. Player of the Year is the second highest honor for the Woody Awards. It's pretty much the same thing as Pimp of the Year, kind of like the runner up for Pimp of the Year.

Player of the Year can also go to any mainstream personality. Snoop won it in 2001. So it can go to 50 Cent if he's at the party or Dr Dre if he's there.

What's the difference between character and personality ?

Is one in women's clothing and one not ?

He he

Thanks guys.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

That's who you are... That's your character.

And I love you for it. But don't kiss me again and definitely don't touch my monkey. Again....

I 2nd Lindsay!! Definitely the personality of the year...and also the character of the year...and the all around Fun Guy of the year! :pimp

RRRED, I'm a grill newbie too - LOL, but I can get us some of those flashing ones (I know, it's not exactly the same thing, but we won't have to get molded ;->). Looking forward to seeing you soon!

Oh & D$, how about the Playette of the year...where does she fall on the scales of importance...right on Top baby? That's how I felt when you honored me with your BIG PHAT WOODY a few years back. :smokin

You KNOW that NO means yes to me bro.

He he he

I mak no such promises, even if it costs me a Woody.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MWAH !!!!!

Tanks babe.

Just WAIT until you see my specially selected outfit for night #1 !!

He he he he he he he he

All I need is to borrow a trenchcoat off someone so I don't freeze my tits off getting there.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :1orglaugh :pimp

I wanna woody!!

http://www.tvnorge.no/bilder/00/84/95/03/harrelson.jpg

I meant the Playette of the Year AND Pimp of the Year are the 2 highest honors and Player of the Year just after those.

So we'll put you back on top of that big phat Woody!

I'll take any award .. I'm a whore like that ....lol ...I did a lot this year ... I took down the Don and I'm running the Mobbucks Family now ...That's pimp

You're welcome sweet cheeks! It's how I feel - my vote is for You. :thumbsup

I think JenniDahling should be considered for Rookie of the Yeah, hot chick division.

She has made vast strides in the last year.

Yeah Baby! "On Top of a Big Phat Woody!" That's EXACTLY where I like to be too!!!! :winkwink:

Oh YES! Good call Baddog! :thumbsup

Who had the best year?

Lensman with Adult/Playboy?

AEBN? Hotmovies?

CCBill, Netbilling or Epoch?

LegendaryLars and AFF?

PussyCash, SexSearch, ImLive?

Camz?

Juicy?

XVN? (just seeing if Evan is reading this thread)

We have had a VERY good year

I had the best Year... I took Over the Mob and launched a 2nd program ..and both are doing very well. I should get it ... fuck these big operations that get it ever year ..... Time to notice the middle size company's that are making big moves.