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Cocaine - Tara - Trump :: THE CONTEST -- WIN in this thread! (Pic's)
TARA, COCAINE, AND THE DONALD http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tm...splash_400.jpghttp://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...61219.300w.jpg With "The Donald" demonstrating the spirit of Christmas, Tara Conner has a lot to be thankful for this holiday season. Many speculated that the 21-year-old Miss USA crown holder would be dismissed from her thrown amidst rumors of her promiscuity, drug use and underage drinking. But, she's been given a second chance. Miss USA gets to keep her job. http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2...nor%20wins.jpghttp://www.doodoo.ru/stars-2006/07-2...s-usa-2006.jpg So... what do you think Tara said to The Donald to forgive her and offer her a second chance? ::: The Contest ::: Best/funniest answer to this question: "What was Tara's excuse to Donald for why she tested positive for cocaine use?" The best/funniest answer to this question -or- the best photoshop with caption will be the winner of the contest. Winner to be determined at the sole discretion of the Epoch team, (but responses that get quoted the most in the thread will be highly considered). Contest ends Friday DEC 23rd at noon Pacific. Winner TBA same day. :: The Prize :: http://www.xbizconference.com/regist...s/logo_xhc.gif The winner gets 2 free passes to attend the XBiz Conference and XBiz Awards show in Hollywood, CA February 7th & 8th where the industry's biggest and brightest will walk home with the crystal XBiz Award. http://www.xbizawards.com/images/xbizaward.gif Ticket value for conference and award show up to $400.00 So....... what did Tara Conner do/say to retain her thrown.... hmmm..???? What was her excuse for why she tested positive for cocaine use? Let the catty GFY remarks begin. (This is what you do best). :1orglaugh |
Is swear that black guy that fucked me in the ass last night had just injected coke into his cock
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"What was Tara's excuse to Donald for why she tested positive for cocaine use?"
How was I to know that he would put coke on his cock before the blow job!! |
"Sorry Donald! ::slurp slurp:: "
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"coke? i thought you made a new coca cola product Donald, i swear"
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more pic of her please :P
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You know it was yours dude.
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"I was so fucking drunk I thought I was Tara Reid"
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"I admit it Donald, .... but remember I give a mean bj!" .... "(and I got pics)"
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"But Donald .... didn't you say you wanted to ski on my mountains???"
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I don't know what was said, but I am sure he got some pussy!
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so when is the video coming out:
TARA, COCAINE, AND THE DONALD you know this chic has porn ho written all over her. :thumbsup http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...61219.300w.jpg I can see all you little palm pilots beating off to her right now. money to be made her. :1orglaugh this could be Trump's greatest production. You're GOOED! |
"Don't give a fuck Donald"
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"Donald before we talk about MY future...
here is a pic of you sucking off Stienbrenner... here is a pic of you taking one from Guliani... and my favorite pic of Carolyn and her strap on, you fondly call "Mr. Delicious" so about me being Miss. USA? All good in the hood?" |
baby, wanna split a rail ? :Graucho...................
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good luck for those going for the contest!!
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"Donald, I promise to share next time!"
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I don't think its what she said, maybe what she did to convince him to stay :)
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Good luck to you guys and in the meantime Happy Holidays to you all. :upsidedow be safe.
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It's my first post in a while, but what the heck:
"It's Miss USA? I thought it was just mis-user, as in mis-user of drugs..." ...I'd best get my coat and leave then. |
"I studied all night for the test...how could I have possibly failed?"
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Or even better...
"I was up studying Cocain all night....how could I have failed the test?" |
She looks very hot....
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Slight correction to my original post....
Contest ends Friday DEC 22nd at noon Pacific. Winner TBA same day. :thumbsup |
"What was Tara's excuse to Donald for why she tested positive for cocaine use?"
Tara answers: I guess it was from when those guys were gang-banging me, one of the guys must have just done some blow before I sat on his face. I mean, I hear that cocaine enters the bloodstream faster through a vagina. THAT must have been what it was! |
here is a bump :P~
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here is mine - hope you appreciate the PerezHilton-ish coke drops from nose and photoshoped HUGE pupils...
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"Donald, if Miss USA can't drink under-age, snort coke, and have sexual encounters with whomever she wants, the terrorists have won"
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I want a bigger pic of that for my desktop... :thumbsup
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Luckily you picked the "one" photo that I knew had a larger version. :winkwink: Not the best res, but.......... might work. |
I swear I thought it was sweet and low
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Like I swear it was flour in those cookies I baked
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"Donald, the guy told me it would be for world peace!"
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GOT DAMN THAT GIRL IS SMMMMMMMMMOOOOKIN HOT. Anyway..my answer..
"It was easier than snorting cum!" |
I thought it was powdered Midol
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