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Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 12:43 AM

Apparently there's yet another skull fucking in order
 
Newbs:

no, you will not get rich next week. No matter how many "killer" sponsor secrets are divulged to you. No matter if "Dipshit-of-the-Week" puts your link on the top of his tgp. No matter if you just got that hot new design for $4 bucks from that starving bastard that gave you such a great deal.

get out now while there's still time.... save yourself.

Tree Huggers:

Same as always: Fuck you.

Serge:

You pathetic washed up grudge holding cheap shot taking bitter old man....

hmm.... thought I had more to say about you Serge, but... well... nevermind... you're not important anyway.

Board Runners:

No, you will not get huge and famous based on the fact that "Hey! I'm new! Come to my fucking board! It's cool! I promise!" GFY has been steady kicking ass for over a year, and the chances of you toppling that with some upstart bullshit is slim to fucking none. Oh, I know.... I'm talking out my ass.... and you WILL prove me wrong..... I know.... and I'll be right here... on GFY... when you come back to throw it in my face and show me how wrong I was.

Wannabe Heros:

oh yes how we do love your take on things...... fresh bullshit is always good bullshit...... but don't try to bullshit a manufacturer of bullshit. Keep it coming though....... fresh is good, and everyone loves good. Just don't fall into the trap of buying into your own bullshit. Because that's when things go terribly wrong.... and of course, I'm waiting... and I WILL capitalize on that.

Designers:

or rather, people that seem to think they are.

you play a good game.... I'll give you that.... the smack talk... the show.,.... very good.... but where's your fucking bottom line at biatch? Yeah..... I thought so.... I know EXACTLY where it's at. Because I watch. hehehehe...... you may not think I do... but I do. Of course I do.... "Know your enemy".... first basic rule of engagement guys.....

I've been copied repeatedly....... why do you think I keep changing my site? As soon as TennisAce or someone else copies me, I change..... HA! Keep up with me if you can..... BUT... what's more important, and what you leeches seem to be missing is that, while you're busy trying to keep up and copy, you could be working and making some bling bling.... stop worrying about appearances and just fucking do it. Falling on deaf ears I'm sure.... but hey... never let it be said I didn't contribute..... ;-)

Ladies:

Cheshire, KK, Nina, HTB.... all of you are hot.... got love for all of ya... ;-)

The Weak:

Pimpdog, bulldog, zipE, etc....

Would love to just discount you with a standard "fuck off" type statement, but I've given t soe thought, and after careful deliberation.... I do have a few words for you....

Contact Murvin Hymel at Taco Bell 516
Omaha, NE Branch....

He's given me an inside tip that they ARE hiring... starting wage is $5.25/hour.....

because I love you.

The Fuckas:

Nothin' but love bruddas..... :smokin

hybrid 07-22-2002 12:53 AM

........:eek7

TDF 07-22-2002 12:54 AM

my brain hurts...

wouncie 07-22-2002 12:55 AM

You need to go outside, get some fresh air, and smoke a Malboro or suttin :321GFY

DarkJedi 07-22-2002 12:57 AM

APM, i though, you like, needed work to do or something :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
APM, i though, you like, needed work to do or something :winkwink:
can I have the English version?

DarkJedi 07-22-2002 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

can I have the English version?

sure - shove you head up yer ass

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi


sure - shove you head up yer ass

that's an improvement.... only a few more years and you'll be ready to run for a seat in the House.

whoops... nevermind.

sexmanic 07-22-2002 01:03 AM

so hey, thanks for the words of wizdom and insight bro. i can see spending hours pondering your simplicity. so, do you know of any good sponsor programs that convert good? im so sick of not making any money man. i bought shitloads of great content and movies, and i post it to free gallerys every day and then i hit all my surfers with real good exits and popups, and still nothin?

any advice oh great giver of praise and encouragement? oh, and i even tried promoting dialers, but never got paid, does that ever happen to you?

hyper 07-22-2002 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

can I have the English version?

translation

Amp! Get to work... ya fucka :smokin

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 07-22-2002 01:05 AM

:Oh crap

I'm still trying to figure out what catagory suits me best ... I have narrowed it own to HERO, DESIGNER, or WEAK .... LOL

As always ... very eloquently put my brutha !!
Ya got a way wit wordz !! :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexmanic
so hey, thanks for the words of wizdom and insight bro. i can see spending hours pondering your simplicity.

as you should...
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Originally posted by sexmanic
so, do you know of any good sponsor programs that convert good?
No.
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Originally posted by sexmanic
im so sick of not making any money man.

Kill yourself.
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Originally posted by sexmanic
i bought shitloads of great content and movies, and i post it to free gallerys every day and then i hit all my surfers with real good exits and popups, and still nothin?
You got fucked.
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Originally posted by sexmanic

any advice oh great giver of praise and encouragement?

No.
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Originally posted by sexmanic
oh, and i even tried promoting dialers, but never got paid, does that ever happen to you?
Never.

Cheshire 07-22-2002 01:08 AM

Haha ~ Amp's skullfuckings are a most colorful distraction from the stale, burnt toast postings ~ whittled down from original thought for soggy, bland consumption by the masses.
Love you too babe:thumbsup

DarkJedi 07-22-2002 01:10 AM

OH MY GOD!!!! i want a GLASS OF FAT!

hybrid 07-22-2002 01:11 AM

....Omaha?:sleep

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 01:14 AM

yeah.... that's right..

fuckin' Omaha baby! http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif

sexmanic 07-22-2002 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
as you should
kill yourself
no
you got fucked
no
Never.

sniff..sniff ... and i was hoping for so much more creativity. :disgust :waaaaahh

X37375787 07-22-2002 01:15 AM

Are you threatening us, punk ?

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by sexmanic


sniff..sniff ... and i was hoping for so much more creativity. :disgust :waaaaahh

welcome to my new mass-reply machine... you've been most helpful in this testing phase.

DarkJedi 07-22-2002 01:17 AM

http://terra.es/personal5/ssubzero/lard.jpg

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox
Are you threatening us, punk ?
yes.... but are YOU threatening ME punk?!

ChrisH 07-22-2002 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Haha ~ Amp's skullfuckings are a most colorful distraction from the stale, burnt toast postings ~ whittled down from original thought for soggy, bland consumption by the masses.
Love you too babe:thumbsup

Yea right!

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me!

[Labret] 07-22-2002 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yes.... but are YOU threatening ME punk?!

This is my icq log with Equinox

Quote:

Equinox : AMP is so gay
Labret : Huh?
Equinox : Im going fly to his trailer and kick his ass
Labret : Im telling!

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 01:23 AM

hehehehe...... sweet!

Cheshire 07-22-2002 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by ChrisH
Yea right!

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me!

You must be referring to the voices inside your head.

The other possibility is that your brain is too slow from eating stupid cookies, because I KNOW you're not refering to Amp's soliloquy of vetran observations...
PUNK

hybrid 07-22-2002 01:25 AM

Quote:

This is my icq log with Equinox
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

X37375787 07-22-2002 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yes.... but are YOU threatening ME punk?!


you better believe it you lazy piece of shit. get back to work or I'll shove that leakin' water jug down yer throat, stick the broken shop vac in your anus and suck your brains out !

:thefinger

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 01:25 AM

my icq log with Equinox:

Equinox : I want you
Amputate Your Head: Huh?
Equinox : Im going to swallow your man juice
Amputate Your Head: okay

[Labret] 07-22-2002 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox



you better believe it you lazy piece of shit. get back to work or I'll shove that leakin' water jug down yer throat, stick the broken shop vac in your anus and suck your brains out !

:thefinger

He said your brains are in your ass.

sexmanic 07-22-2002 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

welcome to my new mass-reply machine... you've been most helpful in this testing phase.

anything for the great Amputate Your Head, is your cock pierced?

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by sexmanic


anything for the great Amputate Your Head, is your cock pierced?

yes, it is.

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2002 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


He said your brains are in your ass.

he's correct.... (almost)... there's been some slipage recently... they're more, in my leg now....

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 07-22-2002 01:30 AM

Hey Chesire ... just curious ... you work at adult.com all day ... and post here all night ... when the hell do you sleep dear ?? :eek2

lagwagon 07-22-2002 01:32 AM

damn! looks like AMP might be on something.

:drinkup


preach on brotha

sexmanic 07-22-2002 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yes, it is.

hehe, i knew it. mmmmm, and extremely large i bet.:eatmouse

X37375787 07-22-2002 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

he's correct.... (almost)... there's been some slipage recently... they're more, in my leg now....


I simply assumed that I'll use the extension tube to reach up to the brains... but it looks like your current brain location will require an endoscopy instead.

crap.

[Labret] 07-22-2002 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Hey Chesire ... just curious ... you work at adult.com all day ... and post here all night ... when the hell do you sleep dear ?? :eek2
Cheshire actually stands for the Cheshire Post Bot 4000

It was expertly designed by Lensman to work the computer dorks into a lather and keep them coming back for more.

Pure genius.

hank 07-22-2002 01:35 AM

damn amp
give me some of what you smokin!
hawaii must be gooood to you! hahaha

chesire
thats not very lady like.
i hope i never have to imagine that again.
my vision of beauty is melting!

labret
u want my pink corvette?
i hear u like gay things.
:)

X37375787 07-22-2002 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
This is my icq log with Equinox
that man can't keep shit to himself.

[Labret] 07-22-2002 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by hank


labret
u want my pink corvette?
i hear u like gay things.
:)

You are a guy named "Hank" with a pink corvette?

Wouldnt happen to have California plates would it?


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