Woman farts on plane, people think it's terrorists and plane lands
 

You have to be fucking kidding me
http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210

so they ban her from the flight?!?!?

can you not read?

she lit matches on a plane. totally illegal. for everyones safety, the plane was landed and the matter investigated and the plane was checked. nothing abnormal about that.

typical. i always see all these fat fucks stuffing themselves with mcdonalds before a flight and the plane smells like ass the whole way.

Ha-Ha! That must of been a very bad sulfer fart! lol

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OMG they killed kenny they bastards!

I'd have banned her for LIFE. Lighting matches and shit? What the fuck is wrong with that stupid bitch? Was she trying to make a fart-torch or some shit?

women don't fart

edit: fat women do...

haha unreal

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Shit, I hope this doesn't happen when I'm flying..

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I know, don't you love how people try to spin shit to fit their agenda. She farts America sucks and so does Bush. LOLOLOL

She lit a fucking match HELLO???? Reading skills??? They begin teaching that in the 1st grade. :1orglaugh

HAHA A fart torch.

man, have we turned into a bunch of pussies. I can remember a time when it was okay to light a match on a plane to conceal a fart. Now it's a national security issue.

some things are too fucking overboard. I'd rather they ease up on the airports and spend some time figuring out what's next, not what's passed.

Does it specifically say on the boarding pass that "no fart flaming" is allowed on board? I think not. She should sue. :2 cents:

http://www.agentvice.com/thumbs/fart-flame-060804.jpg

Here's one from my "home office".
"Man farts a desk, laughing a GFY post. Dog leaves the room"

What if she dueced her pants? THe match may have been crucial. That stinky old fart (no pun intended) should have brought febreeze instead of a match or just worn a diaper.

ahhhh yeah... the days before airline safety was anything more than a casual concern. geez... now that you mention it, i too miss the days when commercial airliners rained down like a fucking jungle monsoon.

where does "national security" come into it? can you read at all... or is your mom just telling you what the headlines say?

after what richard reid was trying to do with a match i'm glad they take these things seriously.

I remember a flight from Krakow to London where matches would have been a saviour!

Why is it that the polish's main dishes all contain buttloads of cabbage???

I reckon they could have shut off the engines and the amount of hot air being expelled by the people on the flight would have kept us afloat!

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I must have missed the part where it said she was fat, but of course she must have been because lil skinny people never cause problems

for those who dont understand the correlation between the matches and the farts..

Its an old trick that people do when they have taken a shit in a bathroom to light a match to get rid of the smell. i could totally see my gramps doing that and not thinking about it

exclusive video of the fart just in
http://www.filecabi.net/video/infared-fart.html

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We used to call that a "Blue Flamer." Good times.

Dumb of her to light a match, but nowhere on any plane does it say not to. It says NO SMOKING all over the place, but I have never seen a NO LIGHTING MATCHES or NO OPEN FLAMES sign. Common sense it is, but they don't say you can't do it.

Women don't fart..they fluff

Ok, what's the point of allowing matches on the plane?

I would have been pissed to be on that flight....nasty ass

thats not a spin bush does suck, lol

The ways that we have had to change our lives since 9/11 is proof that the terrorist won. They got what they wanted. They made us change our lives, and now we live in fear.

I'm pretty sure you never think your kid is ugly.

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