MAKE $3,000.00 A DAY LADIES: ANAL HOBBIT'S TIP OF THE YEAR! (an important must read)
 

Its that time again..... Time for another money making tip from the Anal Hobbit.

This one may be the best EVER......

What if I gave you a way to make up to $3,000.00?? And No sex was required??

Intrested?????

Well today is your lucky day!! Today the Anal Hobbit is bearing gifts.. The gift of knowledge.

IM not shitting you. You can make up to $3,000.00 a day EASY.....

And men, you can network this into making you Tens of Thousands per day.

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best fake nick ever. BP rules.

It will be good

Missed this nick

Im gunna get a lot of heat for this. Even death threats..

But its such easy fucking money, and I think I should share...

It took me 8 months to shake all the pimps and whores wanting to kill me after my last "how to get free hookers" post... (see sig)

Im not sure this is worth it to post this one. Its way way way worse.

But fuck, there is sooooooo much money to be made with it.

I may just hire some gals to do this for me.

Ok.. Here we go....

This requires little investment. Just time...

And a trip to goodwill... And a flower shop... And a printer...

GO ANAL HOBBIT! Show us the way!

This has been PROOVEN to make money. ITs GAUREEENTEED...

First scout out the best stoplight intersections, freeway exit ramps, where ever you see the homeless guys begging for cash..

Set up camp...................

go hobbit, go....

But do this and do this as I say.. And you will make THOUSANDS..


Go to Goodwill or any 2nd hand store. Pick up a newer version of any US Army, Marines, or Navy Uniform.

Go to google images, and print up some face shots and famly shots of some random dude.. Make sure you have at least one pic of a dude in his miltary garb. And some of some guy being happy with his wife (who looks like you) and some random stupid kids. Babies are best.

Frame all the pics...

Go to the Floral shop, get a few dozen flowers..

Go to wallmart and buy some US flags..

Set up shop..

Make signs.. Get creative..

Really milk the fact that you are a widow, your husband just died in Iraq for his country, you are broke and you have kids.

Again Babies are best.

-Really look sad.
- But dont look homeless.

Have a friend come by every 2 hours to take your cash from you to deposit in your checking account.

The cash will add up fast, and you dont want to have hundreds on you as you stand out on the curb.. You will need someone to skim your cash and put it in the bank for you every TWO hours...

But do this and do this as I say.. And you will make THOUSANDS..


Go to Goodwill or any 2nd hand store. Pick up a newer version of any US Army, Marines, or Navy Uniform.

Go to google images, and print up some face shots and famly shots of some random dude.. Make sure you have at least one pic of a dude in his miltary garb. And some of some guy being happy with his wife (who looks like you) and some random stupid kids. Babies are best.

Frame all the pics...

Go to the Floral shop, get a few dozen flowers..

Go to wallmart and buy some US flags..

Set up shop..

Make signs.. Get creative..

Really milk the fact that you are a widow, your husband just died in Iraq for his country, you are broke and you have kids.

Again Babies are best.

-Really look sad.
- But dont look homeless.

Have a friend come by every 2 hours to take your cash from you to deposit in your checking account.

The cash will add up fast, and you dont want to have hundreds on you as you stand out on the curb.. You will need someone to skim your cash and put it in the bank for you every TWO hours...

The money will be pooring in..

I assure you.......

People will be handing you $5's, 10's, $20's, even more... By the boat load....

The more creative you are with your little memorial or begging stand the more you will make.

And remember, just like with any Real-estate investment, loction is key. Location location location.

Good tip.

And whats best is, its CASH....... TAX FREE COLD HARD CASH...

Money could never be made any easier.

Everyone, I mean EVERYONE has sympathy for a wife who's husband was a fallen soldier....Especially if you have BABIES!

I dont care if you are for or agaisnt the war..

Anyone with a heart would feel for you if you make your stand right.

You will be banking in HUGE BUCKS for months to come..

And whats best is, this does not require sex!!

So no disease risk like I know many of you whores here at GFY risk yourself to everyday.

The thread should be locked and the Anal Hobbit banned.

Tasteless..........

Omfg !!

Ownage ;) Props to you boneprone... hrmmm I mean anal hobbit

LOL : D approved :thumbsup

It sounds like a great way to make money .... but money isn't that important. Charma will catch up to anyone that does this.

But for you people without souls ... this is truly a genius idea.

thread of the year.

Having real crying kids at hand could maximize profits.

:helpme :pimp

King Adam,

Without Souls??

WTF???

Whats worse.. A girl taking a cock up the Ass on film for money, or a girl on the corner doing this Anal Hobbit tip??

Id say its no worse than porn.

Not sure where you can judge being in porn.

You realize our Country is still at War right?

omggg lolllll Hobbit should be castrated

Great way to ruin your Karma :2 cents:

my friend here says that there is no way this scam would even work and no one in their right mind would give some broad money sitting on the corner... they know that widows of military men are somewhat taken care of...

Tasteless indeed

Lol.. Your friend huh??

What is he? Some kind of expert?? Knows all??

Tell him he is a heartless bitch if seeing a widow of the Iraq war doesnt push his buttons.

What is he? Arab?

Do you work in porn??

Taseless........

it doesn't matter what he is, he's right...that shit would never work no one is that stupid...