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Mr. Romance 10-12-2006 08:29 AM

My door man just called me fat
 
Its time to consider salads...


Mr. Romance

Violetta 10-12-2006 08:31 AM

I dont think I have ever seen you writing more than one sentence, and I really thought this would be it! But no no... Lol

anyway. Dont listen to your doorman... he's a doorman. Salats sucks. Burgers rock

Mr. Romance 10-12-2006 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 11058521)
I dont think I have ever seen you writing more than one sentence, and I really thought this would be it! But no no... Lol

anyway. Dont listen to your doorman... he's a doorman. Salats sucks. Burgers rock

He is right and my girl friend just said my shirt looks gay and she is right..


Mr. Romance

carol.prime 10-12-2006 08:32 AM

Does your belly hangs out from your shirt?

Charlie_RedHotBucks 10-12-2006 08:33 AM

my kids said i looked fat the other day...been doin sit ups and the tredmill ever since

Mr. Romance 10-12-2006 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime (Post 11058534)
Does your belly hangs out from your shit?

I have larger clothes to hide it...looks like i need the next size


Mr. Romance

sumphatpimp 10-12-2006 08:34 AM

can you walk straight through the door or do you have to turn sideways to get through?

Sosa 10-12-2006 08:36 AM

your life must suck!

Mr. Romance 10-12-2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp (Post 11058545)
can you walk straight through the door or do you have to turn sideways to get through?

straight and I just got back from the gym...I was wearing a puma warm up suit


Mr. Romance

polish_aristocrat 10-12-2006 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 11058521)
I dont think I have ever seen you writing more than one sentence, and I really thought this would be it! But no no... Lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mr. Romance 10-12-2006 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11058584)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

true...my writing skills are not that good


Mr. Romance

BT 10-12-2006 08:46 AM

south beach diet brother

Mr. Romance 10-12-2006 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BT (Post 11058621)
south beach diet brother

yeah i used to be on the colombian diet and i looked great....for real though my family was on that and it does work..

Mr. Romance

Pete-KT 10-12-2006 08:51 AM

haha he's laughing now:)

Violetta 10-12-2006 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance (Post 11058531)
He is right and my girl friend just said my shirt looks gay and she is right..


Mr. Romance

hehe... Well, there is someone you should listen to! Your gf is always right!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance (Post 11058593)
true...my writing skills are not that good


Mr. Romance

More than good enough! where in south america are you from?

Damian_Maxcash 10-12-2006 09:31 AM

Fuck the diet - Sack your doorman.

Mr. Romance 10-12-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 11058954)
hehe... Well, there is someone you should listen to! Your gf is always right!



More than good enough! where in south america are you from?

I am from Florida...I just spend time here in Uruguay

xNetworx 10-12-2006 09:38 AM

Is this the Gerard I know? Did your confidence erode down there in South America bro? You are a fucking playboy! If you want to get all buff, do it for your health, not because of what anybody thinks. You always pulled hot tail here in the US when you lived here.

Ramos 10-12-2006 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance (Post 11058505)
Its time to consider salads...


Mr. Romance

Romance :thumbsup

SxDx 10-12-2006 09:45 AM

no Christmas bonus tip for him!

Adultnet 10-12-2006 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance (Post 11058505)
Its time to consider salads...


Mr. Romance

sex is the best way i know to loss weight ... LoL :)

pornguy 10-12-2006 09:58 AM

If the tent fits wear it.
:)

WarChild 10-12-2006 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie_RedHotBucks (Post 11058537)
my kids said i looked fat the other day...been doin sit ups and the tredmill ever since

sit-ups dont make you less fat. :2 cents:

Dagwolf 10-12-2006 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001 (Post 11058976)
Fuck the diet - Sack your doorman.

Right on! I wouldn't take that from a doorman. Hire a personal trainer to tell you that you're fat.

Tanker 10-12-2006 10:15 AM

my chair calls me fat all the time! LOL

CaptainHowdy 10-12-2006 10:19 AM

"gordo"??

WEGCash Robert 10-12-2006 10:24 AM

OH hell no!! You should have cut him!!

LittleSassy 10-12-2006 10:24 AM

your doorman's just jealous you're looking good :winkwink:

Big_D 10-12-2006 10:25 AM

lol, well, living in Thailand I have to say, I hear "Sexy Man, Welcome!" all the time, but when you pay no attention and walk past the girls because your just on your way, you hear them say in Thai, "forget it fatass" Hence the name Big "D". At the same time, its not hard to be fat in asia when your from america.

Mr. Romance 10-12-2006 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleSassy (Post 11059425)
your doorman's just jealous you're looking good :winkwink:

thanks, but i gained 6 kilos over the last 2 months, he is right


Mr. Romance

BitAudioVideo 10-12-2006 10:28 AM

he gets enough exercise opening the door to stay in shape?

UniversalPass Pete 10-12-2006 10:30 AM

Stop posting on GFY go run, and eat what you like!:thumbsup

fallenmuffin 10-12-2006 10:34 AM

That sucks... join us at www.awmhealth.com

WarChild 10-12-2006 11:21 AM

He's just doing his duty. It's the duty of those of us who work to be in good shape to call those of you that don't names. Perhaps shame will improve your lifestyle in the end.

GlydeGirl 10-12-2006 11:22 AM

When was the last time you tipped your doorman? He could be acting all passive-aggressive because he's pissed off at you for something...

Mr. Romance 10-12-2006 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 11059042)
Is this the Gerard I know? Did your confidence erode down there in South America bro? You are a fucking playboy! If you want to get all buff, do it for your health, not because of what anybody thinks. You always pulled hot tail here in the US when you lived here.

true

Mr. Romance

SPACE GLIDER 10-12-2006 11:27 AM

Say something mean to him right back. Call him a "doorman".

Crasy Bitch 10-12-2006 11:28 AM

I like men with a little something extra :winkwink:
If you are happy with yourself, who gives a shit about what others think.

squishypimp 10-12-2006 11:29 AM

i think your sexy :)

american pervert 10-12-2006 11:32 AM

you sure he didnt mean phat??


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