In Response To Public Opinion....
 

many people have voiced strong opinions against me when i suggest certain sites, services or products. to combat this issue i have decided to post today and let the owners of such sites, services and products allow me to test and review their business. i am on GFY all the time, and i can give my suggested sites, services or products when people request them. if you decide to let me test your site, services or products i will give my candid response first to the owners of these businesses and if liked enough i will begin recommending your business to others on the boards.

i am calling on all business owners in the following fields to contact me:

- Web Hosting
- Web Design
- Traffic Brokers
- Adult Industry Coders/Software Companies
- other, contact me

my email address is [email protected] and i have icq but i really do not like it that much, i would rather be contacted via email.

lol..........

You may be a useless pissant full of hot air, but it seems you're trying. Maybe a quick and painless death instead of a drawn out and tortured one is in order for you.

this guys looking for a partner : www.lawrenceconnor.com

does that mean you want to get everything for free to "test" them? smart... :winkwink:

hahahhahahahaha this is a joke right?

im trying to test them, yes i expect that it will be free however it will be only for a long enough time to get a sense of the level of quality in the site, service, or product.

if the owners of the businesses would like to extend a longer test term or would like to give me the product i would not decline. i am, however open to everything as i would really like to further my knowledge in this industry :)

Anyone have handcuffs he can test?

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

Great idea Squishy! :)

Jesus dude, just stfu. Stop pretending you're not a surfer. You are a fucking surfer with a paid sig and you post to get paid. That's it! Stop acting like it's something else you retard.

I can't believe you're still not banned. You're a joke. A total joke.

franck, everyone has to start somewhere. stop thinking that your something above everyone else. i am atleast trying to get some people to allow me to test products so i can give accurate responses when people request information on the boards.

chill out, we are all here for one goal, make cash :)

thanks BusterPorn :)

Let me see if I have this right.

1. You are extremely new to the industry and don't know much about anything.
2. When you recommnend products or services everyone hates on you for it.

So your solution is to get companies to give you products and services so you could recommend them which would result in people hating on you for it and possibly hating the companies product because of you?

Doesn't sound like good marketing to me

Frankly I think having you recommend our service may do more harm than good. :-)

You are free to purchase our smallest package at just under $10. We had a free deal last month, you should have taken advantage of it.

If you want to learn squishy... take Sly up on his hosting offer and...

I'll give you a domain and help you setup a blog.

I think that would be a simple place to start

why dont you take the money your getting paid for your sig

and buy the services to try them out?

No, you are sneaky rat. You get paid for you sig while in the meantime flooding this forum with your crap and now you want free products. And the sad thing is people will for it.

Fucking cockroach.

some may think that, but i think that exposure for products is the best.

if people want me to push their products i will gladly do so once i have made sure that these products are good & would be suitable for other gfy webmasters.

Ice, seriously. Don't fall for his little scam. He keeps acting as the nice guy who wants to learn and respects everybody but in the meantime its all part of his dirty plan. Now he gets help, domains, hosting and what not for free? Don't help this scumbag man. He is not the nice guy he pretend to be. He's a sneaky little rat.

I have another question. How do you "try out and test web design" LOL

thats what i have been doing, but i why would i buy accounts with 10 different hosting companies, every single submitter program, get designs from the 100+ design companies/individuals on the boards, etc.

im not asking for free things, im asking that if people want me to recommend their services, let me give it a go for a week or so. hell if its that great i will spend my hard earned cash on it & i will also suggest it to others.

squishy you keep me laughing bro id take sly up on his offer man what do you have to loose

that has been something i have been trying to figure out. maybe taking a look at portfolios or even finding the best designer and having them design for a discount in exchange for a few suggestions on the boards when people ask.

But with no experience in the adult industry, how are you qualified to determine how good a product is?

If a newbie that doesn't know anything recommends a product, and a well seasoned webmaster recommends a different product...I go with the suggestions of the person that has been in the industry longer.

You have absolutely no benchmark for gauging products and services. You have no experience. You have no credibility. Nobody with half a brain would take your recommendations.

Do some work.

i may just do that, ive already gotten approached by a few companies in the hosting field. would love to test out more companies.

Stop trying to make sense and asking him questions...why, how, if...

He wants free stuff thats it. Only he brings it with nice words, asskissing and respect. Once again, don't fall for it.

How do you *test* a hosting company...even several of them with no traffic.


Uhm yeah, I recommend this hosting company..they gave me a free account...I logged in and looked at it, and it looked normal I think. I think it might be fast too, but I don't know because I don't have any traffic. I don't know how good thier tech support is because I don't have any problems because I don't have any sites!!

Or, I recommend this gallery designer because I looked at his stuff...I can't tell you if his designs convert or not....nor can I tell you if he gets his jobs done on time...but they looked kind of pretty!

i knew stinky fingerz was your older brother:1orglaugh ....i wonder if splitinfinity knows about this:Oh crap

franck if you were literate you would have read earlier that i do not intend to keep anything i receive:

simply un fucking believeable

Edit:

Never mind, I don't want to know the answer.

You know...instead of trying to get things for free and instead of posting 100+ times a day...have you considered WORKING in this industry? I mean actually working. Build some freesites, link lists, submit galleries, offer yourself as a grunt labor. If you had actually done that for the past 2 months instead of living on these boards...you would be bringing in some decent money right now. Nothing huge, but enough to show you that HARD WORK is extremely rewarding in this business

with simple software programs you can simulate a fully loaded server. also, i would test their customer support & sales department.

how hard is it to install a few cgi or php scripts. perhaps a forum script or something similar? with a guy with no sites i know more than you think :winkwink:

or i can take some gallery designs and test them on traffic brokers networks like i have been doing with friends. im currently using choker's gallery traffic to test designs :)

No he wants everything for free and everyone pointing him out how to make money. If the guy had a few more braincells he wouldve actually worked but its clear hes dumb as a donkey and only knows how to make 5 bucks a day by posting random bullshit.

Hes been here two months and every penny he made is from his sig. He couldve learned plenty in 2 months from just reading this board alone.

you act like gfy posting takes more than 3 hours of actual work a day. i probably spend in actual time maybe 3-5 hours a day max on gfy. that leaves 11 hours out of the day that i can work on my other aspects of the job.

i am just now getting involved with the adult industry (ive only really been serious within it within the last 2 months). i have a regular day job and have a custom coded plugin on my web browser that auto refreshes gfy and auto opens each thread for me. thus taking out the time needed to browse gfy.

this isnt the dark ages anymore. if you were to go over to some of the anime forums or other large forums in the mainstream you would see people with far more posts per day and each one of them have full time jobs.

Well.....

Oh man, why they still don't ban you is beyond me. No, you're not doing anything illegal but what you just said is a total joke. Just like you.