Anyone know how to get the smell of sex out of your apartment?
 

I had a waterfall of a night and now all I smell is day old sex everywhere. :Oh crap

Take a shit on the carpet

1/2 gallon gasoline and a pack of matches...

alone or with a partner?

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hehe swallow next time

kick the dirty bitch out of your house

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Boil some vinegar and spices on the stove, or just water and spices. Though vinegar will work better even though it will smell kind of foul while you do it, that smell leaves quickly and you end up with fresh smelling air.

Now that a solution is posted that will not be listened to, admit it. You are just bragging you had sex last night and you do not really care about the smell. :winkwink:

A box of scented arm & hammer carpet powder down for 15-20 minutes and vacuumed up will destroy many smells.

open the windows, wash the sheets, febreeze the bed and carpet, and get an air neutralizer :)

open some window dude

you could just be me :( never smells like sex in here
haha :)

:1orglaugh maybe a little, it was really good.

But seriously it is pungent. She must of lost a pound of fluid.

bleach bomb everything

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Open a window

Pussy smells like tuna... so buy a cat to lick everything clean.

Or have an Ozone treatment - costs about $200

Well said

Have a bath wash your sheets and shampoo the carpets boy :thumbsup

I would just wash your dick off.. not worth saving :2 cents:

if it smells all that bad you might want to slide on down to the local V.D. clinic and get your shots.
if it smells bad it usually is.

Aromatic candles?

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that's the spirit

Burn some of them sented candles

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Scented candles hides sex smell?

Those must be some kickass candles.

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Wash the dog.

Stop having sex in your apartment :2 cents:

after using, everything smells like febrees, i hate that prduct

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Go out and buy a air purifier.

opening the windows should be enough