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TheFLY 06-16-2002 09:12 PM

Ever fucked a girl you met on ICQ? Damn it was good...
 
Ok ICQ chicks are a dime a dozen but really how many of them have you fucked? There are actually some cute ones on there -- you just have to sweet talk them for a few days -- maybe even a week or more...

What's your secret to giving facials to ICQ chicks? Choke your damn self on that celebrate rope...

good times...

celebration...

Brown Bear 06-16-2002 09:13 PM

How did you meet a chick on ICQ?

Do you just send messages to random people?

[Labret] 06-16-2002 09:14 PM

CDSmith tricked me into believing he was a teenage girl, and then he raped me in the Walmart parking lot.

Theo 06-16-2002 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
How did you meet a chick on ICQ?

Do you just send messages to random people?

these are the secrets you have to spend time to find!!

TheFLY 06-16-2002 09:15 PM

My buddy "The Creamer" -- I think he shoots facials at AOL chicks )creamedcuties.com) -- well I guess that is a different route -- are AOL chicks hotter than ICQ chicks? how do I fucking know? I don't have AOL...

Which babes are hotter? AOL or ICQ...

How do you get ICQ chat if you don't have AOL... Perverted minds want to know...

wannabeapornstar 06-16-2002 09:15 PM

its too risky :)
she might be ugly or she might have a surprise between her legs

TheFLY 06-16-2002 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
How did you meet a chick on ICQ?

Do you just send messages to random people?

OK -- here is a secret... I got one word.


"WHITELIST"

Spam em
Con em
Meet em
Fuck em

Smegma 06-16-2002 09:16 PM

"I'm just a sexy girl"....

too easy

foe 06-16-2002 09:17 PM

c
Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
CDSmith tricked me into believing he was a teenage girl, and then he raped me in the Walmart parking lot.
:1orglaugh

TarPy 06-16-2002 09:17 PM

Um, is this a new fetish or something?

netchicks.com available?

Sounds too much like iFriends.... Maybe NerdyGirls.com?

TarPy

TheFLY 06-16-2002 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wannabeapornstar
its too risky :)
she might be ugly or there might have a surprise between her legs

That's what the WHITELIST is for -- you just search for the young chicks 18+...

How many girls under 21 are really that ugly -- maybe 80%???? These are good odds!!!

TheFLY 06-16-2002 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
"I'm just a sexy girl"....

too easy

OK spacedog you will have to try harder than that to get leid.

Use your charm!!!!!

eRock 06-16-2002 09:20 PM

I came VERY close to fucking an ICQ girl. And she contacted me...PLUS she's married. Unfortunately, I was never able to actually hit that homer, but SOOO close. She's so damn cute too...if it's actually her.

I was supposed to meet her in Savannah about month ago, but she couldn't sneak away from the hubby. I had to make a little trip to St. Pete's & she's in Columbia, SC. Ah well...maybe next time I'm down that way.

wannabeapornstar 06-16-2002 09:21 PM

I once had a date with a chick that i met on icq.
All i said was: "ohh, shit i just got a call from my friend, some shit happend and he's in the hospital now...gtg babe, sorry":Graucho

wannabeapornstar 06-16-2002 09:22 PM

and, yes she was thaaaaat UGLY

Dugmor 06-16-2002 09:22 PM

I have met more girls on AOL personals than ICQ. You would not believe how many girls cruise the personals looking to get laid. These type of girls do not want to date . They want the same thing every guys wants.
Here are a few I fingered.
http://www.wefuckinpublic.com/new/index2w.htm

I like the " Cry for Mercy " Technique when giving a facial. That is when you put your knees over her arms and shoot a load in both eyes , nose and then stuff it in her mouth until she chokes !

Examples
http://www.wefuckinpublic.com/galler.../bjqueens.html

TheFLY 06-16-2002 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock
I came VERY close to fucking an ICQ girl. And she contacted me...PLUS she's married. Unfortunately, I was never able to actually hit that homer, but SOOO close.
I CAME in her BRA!!!!

Theo 06-16-2002 09:23 PM

I have met one of the hottest teenies through icq.


Warning: if you receive very smart answers and replies stay AWAY!

eRock 06-16-2002 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


That's what the WHITELIST is for -- you just search for the young chicks 18+...

How many girls under 21 are really that ugly -- maybe 80%???? These are good odds!!!

I dunno about that. I think MOST people are ugly/....it's a HUGE gamble IMO.

eRock 06-16-2002 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


I CAME in her BRA!!!!

Nice! :thumbsup At least someone got a peice of her!

She's a former Hooters girl too! Gotta love that!

kmanrox 06-16-2002 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


I CAME in her BRA!!!!


bwwwahahahahaha

TheFLY 06-16-2002 09:28 PM

OK SO DO I REALLY HAVE TO JOIN AOL to hit the AOL PERSONALS?!???!?!????!!!!

What's the SECRET URL TO HIT THE AOL BABES!!!

kmanrox 06-16-2002 09:29 PM

pete, you're a predator..... you make me proud!

the fly is k-man approved!

pr0 06-16-2002 09:30 PM

Official AOL/ICQ/Website scorecard for pr0 = 19

From Florida to New York, from Asian to Italian. :)

TheFLY 06-16-2002 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
Official AOL/ICQ/Website scorecard for pr0 = 19

From Florida to New York, from Asian to Italian. :)

Ok so you are in 1st place...

OK my score is only FLY=2

I hit some white trash around Orlando... There are some cuties in Central Florida desperate for attention.

If you hit an AOL or ICQ chick -- tell 'em that the facial was courtesy of the NOTORIOUS Boneprone Family... That way we can spread around the family name...

yys 06-16-2002 10:43 PM

For the aol chicks all you need is the aol im prog. I have a friend who hooked up with a hot girl from Cali on AOL; he's in Toronto. Her pops owns some large sex toy company and she's rich. Within 2 weeks of chatting with her on aol she flew up to Toronto with a shitload of toys, went out to a store with him to buy more toys, took him to the Hotel at the Niagra Casino and fucked the shit out him for 2 days straight.

I personally have gotten away dong this kind of thing but I used to pick up tons of girls on those chat lines; it was a contest between me and my friends to see who could get the most and the best. I've met some real hot ones and some real pigs. LMAO, my friend once worked on this one girl for a few days before meeting her, she said she was an ex lingerie model. He went to meet her and she must have weighed about 250 standing 5'1". He was nice enough to hang out with her for an hour and talk. She gave him a pic of her wearing a moo moo or some shit like that and we still razz him to this day that he's a dirty fuck and got a blow job off her. :Graucho

Satan 06-16-2002 11:16 PM

I have met a number of chicks from ICQ, the best one ended with a gangbang.. 5 days of fucking.

I shit you not. ICQ chicks are horny and 70% of the ones I have met are REALY cute.

:Graucho

Krome 06-16-2002 11:42 PM

I banged an online stripper..actually you Mr Fly introduced me to her..

TheFLY 06-16-2002 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome
I banged an online stripper..actually you Mr Fly introduced me to her..
There you go -- proof is in the pootang.

I'm Slim 06-16-2002 11:56 PM

I actually met 2 girls and a couple on mIRC when I was 17...:Graucho


Slim!

Krome 06-16-2002 11:57 PM

yeah never did thank you for that...a stripper who loves facials...hmmm.......

TheFLY 06-16-2002 11:59 PM

I met this chick on ICQ -- and she lets me tie her up and basically I can fuck her any way I like... I spend all my hours thinking of new knots to tie! She says I can keep her tied up for a whole month -- all I need to feed her is grapes... She looks like Christina Ricci...

Don't all the internet chicks look like Christina Ricci?!

Not bad...
<img src="http://www.nightworks.de/ricci/gallery/ricci64.jpg">

The chick is real kinky -- only problem is her grandmother is really sick which is a pain in the ass...

TDF 06-17-2002 12:19 AM

I meet a lot of hot chicks on yahoo...I swear man,all those yahoo girls are fuckin easy as hell!

TheFLY 06-17-2002 12:38 AM

Yeah I think I need to move on from ICQ to AOL or Yahoo... ICQ girls are probably a little more nerdy...

Milton 06-17-2002 03:00 AM

hey she have no hole in the tommy? "navel in swedish" wtf ..

pornJester 06-17-2002 03:10 AM

i meet chicks off-line...

heymatty 06-17-2002 06:15 AM

http://webcenter.match.love.aol.com/...226013&Theme=4

aol is the way to go

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 06-17-2002 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
"I'm just a sexy girl"....

too easy


I FUCKING SPEWED COFFEE BRO !!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ServerGenius 06-17-2002 07:53 AM

Both times I tried to hook up with an ICQ "Girl" I got scammed
by the same guy.....sleazy something was his name :Graucho

DynaMite

Pipecrew 06-17-2002 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
i meet chicks off-line...

Nice, Thought I was the only one :)


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